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[RedAssedApe]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...o-propose-jewelry-store-offers-free-xbox-one/

Too bad they didn't do their research. Should have offered a PS4. Divorce if old.

 

[Byakuya769]

... With an incentive like that causing an engagement, I'd wonder which would die first--the marriage or xbox one?

 

[Vylash]

This is a great way to propose and have her say no

 

[sn00zer]

... With an incentive like that causing an engagement, I'd wonder which would die first--the marriage or xbox one?

This would have been a great joke in 2007 about 360

 

[HORRORSHØW]

anything to move stock. anything.

 

[Kaldea]

What an ugly ring.

 

[RedAssedApe]

This would have been a great joke in 2007 about 360

like the red-ring joke on Reddit

 

[nrvalleytime]

Stealing from Reddit:

IT'S A TRAP!

 

[Kinitari]

Fuck diamonds. If you really want a gem, get moissanite.

Also, weirdest promotion.

 

[Courage]

Would have considered if it came without Kinect.

 

[R3TRODYCE]

I've seen everything now lol.

 

[boredandlazy]

What's next? "Buy a suppository, get a $50 discount on XBOne!"

 

[TomShoe]

"The moment I looked into your eyes, I knew you were the (Xbox) One."

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Hey honey I got me this x- you this engagement ring!

 

[BumbleChump]

"Will you marry me? By the way I got you this ring because it came with a free xbox one lol"

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

This is to draw a poor unsuspecting man into marriage. Perfect planning.

 

[BurnOutBrighter]

Make sure you specify who would keep it in the prenup.

 

[Gamesadict]

Well, this is... an interesting offer. Lol

 

[SwiftDeath]

This is clearly a genius marketing idea and not in any way a dumb way to sell engagement rings

 

[RedAssedApe]

"The moment I looked into your eyes, I knew you were the (Xbox) One."

Definitely makes me chuckle thinking about the handful of people on Gaf who call the xbone ...THE ONE

 

[Pop]

"Honey, I bought you this ring cause you're the one"

*stares hard at the Xbone

 

[FaintColt388301]

Next up: MS buys wedding ring exclusivity

 

[cpp_is_king]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...o-propose-jewelry-store-offers-free-xbox-one/

Too bad they didn't do their research. Should have offered a PS4. Divorce if old.

They couldn't find any ps4s. Meanwhile, Xbox Ones are plentiful

 

[RedNumberFive]

Nothing about Microsoft's schizophrenic plan to sell this console could surprise me at this point.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

that way you can xbone while you xbone

Spoiler

while your kinect is watching

 

[SpasilliumX11]

.

 

[braves01]

Microsoft sabotaging marriages before they even begin.

 

[Y2Kev]

If you liked it then you shoulda put Bing on it

If you liked it then you shoulda but Bing on it

 

[Replicant]

You mean capture the honeymoon night, rite?

Spoiler

then Xbone will leak it to the net

 

[Setvan2734]

Diamond ring of death

 

[ShadyJ]

Last place i thought i would see an xboxone

 

[Darksol]

I'm trying to think of a dumber partnership than this.

 

[braves01]

I'm trying to think of a dumber partnership than this.

Nintendo bringing Wii U to cruise ships, so you can stay inside and play Wii U while you're on a cruise.

http://www.nintendo.com/whatsnew/detail/ECxx853NaVsvpr0geLV2S62_uAQ9WwQw

 

[pizzapizza64]

"The moment I looked into your eyes, I knew you were the (Xbox) One."

Slow clap.

 

[_Ryo_]

So there are so many available xbones they can afford to just give them to any retailer.

Next up, Free Xbone with the purchase of 60 pack bulk of Depends.

 

[LogN]

Pretty sure if my girlfriend found out I took this offer, I'd end up with a ring for myself and an Xbox One I'd never use.

 

[NewFresh]

Jewelry store around here had an amazing ad that actually had tiers of rewards.

Spend 2k get a ps4
Spend 5k get a TV to go with it
Etc...

 

[Wensih]

This would have been a great joke in 2007 about 360

I wonder if the Xbox One would be able to survive a fall from 5 stories?

 

[boredandlazy]

3/4 carat for 3/4 resolution?

 

[Jomjom]

How about ditching the Xbox One and spending a bit more for a full carat instead of 3/4?

 

[jhmtehgamr20xx]

This reminds me of seeing Sega Saturns in the jewelry department of a semi-big retailer a little while before I got a PlayStation.

This isn't a good thing.

 

[Silky]

Nothing about Microsoft's schizophrenic plan to sell this console could surprise me at this point.

But this isn't a promotion handled by Microsoft.

 

[Poimandres]

Two boxes for the price of one?

 

[BurnOutBrighter]

If you liked it then you shoulda put Bing on it

If you liked it then you shoulda put Bing on it

Don't be mad when you 720p on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put Bing on it

Box set up, games loadin' up
I hope this doesn't Red Ring
Wanted to play, but now I gotta wait
Cause an update is pending
I'm downloading, the DLC
5 gigs they never did mention
I'm waiting here, with all my fears
It gets so maddening

 

[VeryGooster]

Matrimony, the all-in-one entertainment sacrament™.

 

[opticalmace]

Don't be mad when you 720p on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put Bing on it

Box set up, games loadin' up
I hope this doesn't Red Ring
Wanted to play, but now I gotta wait
Cause an update is pending
I'm downloading, the DLC
5 gigs they never did mention
I'm waiting here, with all my fears
It gets so maddening

holy shit. :lol
10/10

 

[Intheflorsh]

The beginning and end of a marriage all in one package.

 

[Toad.T]

So, do divorce firms offer Wii U's then?

Spoiler

Tip your waitresses, everybody!

 

[TheContact]

get her a 0.75ct M I-3, the xbox will be worth more

 

[Grimsen]

Would have considered if it came without commitment.

FTFY.