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Epiphyte 08-21-2007 05:03 AM

Bioshock killed my computer (Now with grisly autopsy footage)
 
[B]Hello all Digg and Kotaku visitors! I've switched image hosting to try and keep the pictures up, but I don't know how long they'll hold. I'll try to have another backup ready in the eventuality. Also, I noticed a lot of Digg guys wanted to know the model of my PSU, it's an Antec Smartpower 350W. [/B]

[B]Update: Now with grisly autopsy footage![/B]

[B]Literally, like shit blew up[/B]

I got the demo downloaded, updated to the latest drivers, and settled down to play the Bioshock demo. I wanted to set the proper mood, so the lights were off, the speakers turned up and the demo begun.

I was about 15 minutes into it, having very much enjoyed what I had seen so far, when I came upon the first Big Daddy encounter. I watch in rapt attention as he charges a splicer when suddenly BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM. It sounds as though a string of firecrackers has been detonated in my computer case, as well as each BOOM being punctuated with a bright blue flash coming through the case window.

For about half a second I sit there stunned. The first thought in my mind is "Holy Fucking Shit, that is the greatest effect I've ever seen. They should have given this game an 11." Immediately following this a sickening realization dawns on me as I look over at my tower. Blue Smoke! The magic blue smoke that makes electronics work is escaping from my PC.

What follows is a 30 second vaudeville act of me simultaneously cursing, falling as I try to leap out of my chair, and finally ripping the power cord from the wall. But the blue smoke was already out, and the smell of ozone in the air told me the bitter truth. Bioshock had fried my computer from the inside and blown the capacitors.

I took the victory into my living room and gave it some cursory revival attempts, but it was clear once the side panel was removed that it was gone. This all happened at about 8:30 CST, since which I've been endeavoring to bootstrap my old Pentium 3 back into working order. This involved a quick run to Walmart, as the damn thing is so old it doesn't have a built in NIC.

On the plus side, this errand allowed me to pick up a case of Fat Tire ale so that I might drink the pain away as I browse New Egg for a new computer.

A word of caution for anyone else planning on playing the Bioshock demo. THE GAME WAS SO FACE MELTINGLY AWESOME IT BLEW UP MY COMPUTER. Hopefully I can prevent further tragedies.



Update: Tuesday, August 21 2007

Acting Coroner Epiphyte

Externally subject appears undamaged, although a slight scent of ozone still lingers.
I'll begin by opening the case.

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At first glance motherboard appears intact. I have removed the video card and sound card in order to make a closer examination of the capacitors.

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On closer inspection, several capacitors (the three on the left) appear to show convex tops, indicating a buildup of pressure inside. However, I am unable to make a definitive diagnosis of failure at this time, further testing required.

As the motherboard has proved inconclusive, I will now move onto the power supply
[THE FOLLOWING MAY BE TOO INTENSE FOR SENSITIVE AUDIENCE MEMBERS, VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED]

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The scent of burned electronics fills the air as the PSU casing is removed. Gross inspection reveals capacitor electrolyte has leaked from multiple sources, solidifying into a brown, gory lava.

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OH GOD *sound of retching* ....the....the primary failure point appears to have been immolated, burning it beyond recognition

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Coroner recommends that deceased's surviving family NOT be allowed to view the body.

In conclusion, the cause of death appears to be a concentrated surge of awesome, administered by an unknown 3rd party. Recommend that extreme caution be used in obtaining the source, as further casualties could result. WHAT HATH MAN WROUGHT!?

But don't take my word for it....










Killed by a concentrated dose of awesome?
I'd say this man's been.........
[IMG]http://xs118.xs.to/xs118/07343/b1edbb82fcae9a916c9551f0c2304a73.gif[/IMG]
BIOSHOCK'D

[B]YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH![/B]

Costanza 08-21-2007 05:04 AM

:lol

DevelopmentArrested 08-21-2007 05:04 AM

The game is just [B]THAT GOOD.[/B]

Cheeto 08-21-2007 05:05 AM

:( and :lol

Treo360 08-21-2007 05:05 AM

Wow.:lol

WHOAguitarninja 08-21-2007 05:05 AM

Sorry to hear that man, that's pretty terrible timing.

hteng 08-21-2007 05:06 AM

my computer cummed

Date of Lies 08-21-2007 05:06 AM

I think the game exceeded the awesomeness threshold of your capacitors.

StriKeVillain 08-21-2007 05:06 AM

Wrap it in a towel... oh wait...

Saitou 08-21-2007 05:07 AM

[QUOTE=Epiphyte]Blue Smoke! The magic blue smoke that makes electronics work is escaping from my PC.[/QUOTE]
HA HA HA OH WOW

Someone give this man a tag, he deserves it even if this is fake.

calder 08-21-2007 05:07 AM

[QUOTE=Epiphyte]The first thought in my mind is "Holy Fucking Shit, that is the greatest effect I've ever seen. They should have given this game an 11." Immediately following this a sickening realization dawns on me as I look over at my tower. Blue Smoke! The magic blue smoke that makes electronics work is escaping from my PC.[/QUOTE]

:lol Shitty for you, but hey at least you got a great post out of it.

Somnid 08-21-2007 05:08 AM

Comedy gold. Pics?

probune 08-21-2007 05:08 AM

:lol :lol

RBH 08-21-2007 05:08 AM

[quote]
For about half a second I sit there stunned. The first thought in my mind is "Holy Fucking Shit, that is the greatest effect I've ever seen. They should have given this game an 11."
[/quote]

:lol :lol :lol

MrTroubleMaker 08-21-2007 05:08 AM

[QUOTE=DevelopmentArrested]The game is just [B]THAT GOOD.[/B][/QUOTE]
It should be on the back of the box.... [B]"This shits so good it blows up your PC"[/B]

:lol

and

sorry about your PC :(

Epiphyte 08-21-2007 05:09 AM

[QUOTE=Date of Lies]I think the game exceeded the awesomeness threshold of your capacitors.[/QUOTE]Well, Flux Capacitors are only rated for 1.21 jigawatts

Karma Kramer 08-21-2007 05:09 AM

GOTY confirmed.

Cubsfan23 08-21-2007 05:09 AM

[QUOTE]The first thought in my mind is "Holy Fucking Shit, that is the greatest effect I've ever seen. They should have given this game an 11."[/QUOTE]


:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

TekunoRobby 08-21-2007 05:10 AM

I'm really sorry about your loss but this is a fucking awesome thread with a great story.

[b]A+ GOOD SIR[/b]

traveler 08-21-2007 05:10 AM

Looks like Jeff got off easy.

Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew 08-21-2007 05:10 AM

[QUOTE]The first thought in my mind is "Holy Fucking Shit, that is the greatest effect I've ever seen. They should have given this game an 11."[/QUOTE]HAHAHHAHAHH!!! :lol

Also, pics or it never happened....

[spoiler]if true, then tag worthy![/spoiler]

scoobs 08-21-2007 05:11 AM

I'm running Bioshock at 1440x900 and its absolutely beautiful.... perfect game to show off my new PC! Gotta buy it now

traveler 08-21-2007 05:11 AM

What are you posting from, BTW?

bounchfx 08-21-2007 05:13 AM

Starcraft did this to me... kinda.

I was playing brood war, owning some people online...

all of a sudden *WHIRRRRRR*
"what the fuck is that?"

*KAPOW*

the cd exploded ALL over my fucking room. literally. i found pieces 15 feet away on the other side, past the bed, in the closet. It was insane.(ly awesome and yet sad)

CajoleJuice 08-21-2007 05:13 AM

This thread is fucking awesome. Bravo. But sorry about your computer. :lol

Wario64 08-21-2007 05:13 AM

You've been

[IMG]http://i19.************/6d0t7uw.gif[/IMG]

RubxQub 08-21-2007 05:13 AM

[QUOTE=Epiphyte]Well, Flux Capacitors are only rated for 1.21 jigawatts[/QUOTE]
<--- GIGAWATTS

Brannon 08-21-2007 05:14 AM

[i]I'll wrap your PC in a sheeeeeeeet...[/i]

calder 08-21-2007 05:14 AM

[QUOTE=traveler]What are you posting from, BTW?[/QUOTE]
It's in the OP.

castle007 08-21-2007 05:15 AM

:lol :lol :lol

GOTY

ParityClaws 08-21-2007 05:15 AM

bioSHOCK :lol :lol

pilonv1 08-21-2007 05:16 AM

[QUOTE=Epiphyte]I was about 15 minutes into it, having very much enjoyed what I had seen so far, when I came upon the first Big Daddy encounter. I watch in rapt attention as he charges a splicer when suddenly BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM. It sounds as though a string of firecrackers has been detonated in my computer case, as well as each BOOM being punctuated with a bright blue flash coming through the case window.[/QUOTE]

You shouldn't have used a plasmid on it.

Epiphyte 08-21-2007 05:16 AM

[QUOTE=traveler]What are you posting from, BTW?[/QUOTE]
An eight or so year old P3 that I had stashed away in the closet.

As far as pics, I can get some with my cell camera, but the majority of the damage is inside the power supply, and I'd rather not add electrocution to my misadventures tonight.

The caps on the MB just blew out their little foil pressure valves, so it's not particularly impressive.

Proelite 08-21-2007 05:16 AM

I expect a recall for Bioshock discs due to this unfortunate incident.

~Kinggi~ 08-21-2007 05:17 AM

lmfao, funnies

ZombieSupaStar 08-21-2007 05:18 AM

[QUOTE=Proelite]I expect a recall for Bioshock discs due to this unfortunate incident.[/QUOTE]




wut...

VictimOfGrief 08-21-2007 05:18 AM

wow. :lol

Sorry to hear that man.

∀ Narayan 08-21-2007 05:20 AM

You got pwned!

Beezy 08-21-2007 05:20 AM

[QUOTE=Epiphyte]For about half a second I sit there stunned. The first thought in my mind is [b]"Holy Fucking Shit, that is the greatest effect I've ever seen. They should have given this game an 11."[/b] Immediately following this a sickening realization dawns on me as I look over at my tower. [b]Blue Smoke! The magic blue smoke that makes electronics work is escaping from my PC.[/b][/QUOTE]
:lol :lol :lol

pxleyes 08-21-2007 05:20 AM

:lol :lol :lol Holy shit that was an awesome story. Seriously worthy of another Bioshock thread.

fallout 08-21-2007 05:21 AM

Jack was right ... Bioshock [i]is[/i] dangerous.

Imm0rt4l 08-21-2007 05:21 AM

my condolences.....


you wont' get to play bioshock

Zombie James 08-21-2007 05:21 AM

"UE3: It Blows Shit up"

Bildi 08-21-2007 05:21 AM

GOTY indeed. This is one thing Galaxy will never be able to do.

Baby Milo 08-21-2007 05:21 AM

[QUOTE=Epiphyte][B]Literally, like shit blew up[/B]

"Holy Fucking Shit, that is the greatest effect I've ever seen. They should have given this game an 11." [/QUOTE]

actualol

claviertekky 08-21-2007 05:22 AM

OMG 4D BIG DADDY EFFECTS! NEXT GEN CONFIRMED!

What kind of mobo do you have?

xsarien 08-21-2007 05:22 AM

You shouldn't keep your PC on top of the wine cooler.

Dartastic 08-21-2007 05:23 AM

[QUOTE=Wario64]You've been

[IMG]http://i19.************/6d0t7uw.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

.

MThanded 08-21-2007 05:25 AM

Shit my xbox 360 is gonna kill me tommorow.

Submit to kotaku... they will run with this.

Epiphyte 08-21-2007 05:26 AM

[QUOTE=HaloFans]OMG 4D BIG DADDY EFFECTS! NEXT GEN CONFIRMED!

What kind of mobo do you have?[/QUOTE]
VIA KT600

It's a Soyo, although they stopped making MB right after I bought this one.


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