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Chet Rippo 11-27-2011 09:32 PM

Mario Kart 7 |OT| Rosalina is Fat, BBW Lovers Unite!
 
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qDyfA.png[/IMG]
[URL=http://i.imgur.com/cFzkA.png]alternate |OT| banner[/URL]
[url=http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=453459]Other |OT| (by Oni Link 666)[/url]
[URL="http://iwataasks.nintendo.com/interviews/#/3ds/mario-kart-7/0/0"]Iwata Asks: Mario Kart 7[/URL]

Platform: [highlight]3[/highlight]DS
Developer: Nintendo EAD, Retro Studios
Genre: Racing
Players: up to 8-players

[B]Release Dates[/B]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zzENS.png[/IMG] - December 1, 2011
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VU3lk.png[/IMG] - December 2, 2011
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/156Zd.png[/IMG] - December 3, 2011
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XCFjw.png[/IMG] - December 4, 2011

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qNTrQ.png[/IMG]

[B]Controls[/B]
Circle pad: Steer
A button/Y button: Accelerate
X button/L button: Use Item
R button: Jump/Drift/Perform tricks in midair.
Control pad up: Toggle first person view
B button: Brake/Reverse

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PWf55.png[/IMG]

[B]Modes[/B]

[I]Grand Prix[/I] - Just like previous Mario Karts, this is a frantic race for first place amongst eight racers. Choose between three speed classes, 50cc, 100cc and 150cc and play through the 8 different cups for a total of 32 different courses.

[I]Time Trials[/I] - Test your speed on any of the given track. Then challenge others to beat your best time by sharing your ghost data with them via StreetPass communication.

[I]Battle[/I] - There are two different battles in Mario Kart 7, Balloon Battle and Coin Runners. Balloon Battle has you each duke it out trying to pop each others balloons with every item in your arsenal. In Coin Runners, racers collect the Coins spread in the battle course within the time limit and the racer that has the most Coins at the end wins.

[I]VS[/I] - This mode lets you race with up to 8 players total, with a range of options to customize your match. Choose the number of races, teams, types of items allowed, and much more. Supports both multi-card and download play. Those that download can only play as Shy Guy however.

[I]Online Multiplayer[/I] - If you have wireless broadband Internet access, you can link up with other players of the world for online play. You can hold 2-8 player matches in VS., Balloon Battle, or Coin Runners modes with people on your Friend List, or opponents from around the globe.

[I]Streetpass[/I] - Head to the Mario Kart Channel in your game to access a ton of awesome StreetPass features. This is where you can share and view ghost data from racers you pass on the street, and even share your most recent Community data to recruit new members. At any time you'll see the 100 most recent players you've passed—and if they're online, you can challenge them to a race right on the spot.

[I]Spotpass[/I] - Turn on SpotPass communication for Mario Kart 7, and you can receive 20 new ghosts to race per day while the system is in Sleep Mode.

[I]Communities[/I] - Join a Community to play whenever you like with groups without having to add them to your friend list - or create your own Community and and have racers play by your rules. Custom rules like only certain items or weight classes.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9AaNN.png[/IMG]

[B]Characters[/B]

[I]Mario[/I] - The older, more courageous Mario Bro. He's the Mushroom Kingdom's go-to guy if the princess is kidnapped. - [I]Medium[/I]
[I]Luigi[/I] - The younger, cowardly Mario Bro. Since he cleaned that mansion full of ghosts, they've been out to get him. - [I]Medium[/I]
[I]Peach[/I] - Princess and ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. She's been kidnapped by [I]Bowser[/I] so many times you'd think there may be something going on between them. - [I]Mid-Light[/I]
[I]Yoshi[/I] - Mario's trusty green donkey. Likes to sleep on the roof of Peach's Castle for some reason. - [I]Mid-Light[/I]
[I]Bowser[/I] - King of the Koopas and Mario's arch-nemesis. Though Peach would never admit it, she and Bowser did get married once. - [I]Heavy[/I]
[I]Donkey Kong[/I] - The great King of the Jungle and protector of the great banana horde of DK Island. Do not mess with his bananas, just ask K. Rool, Ghastly King and Tiki Tong why. - [I]Mid-Heavy[/I]
[I]Toad[/I] - Royal retainer of the Mushroom Kingdom. Not to sound racist or anything, but he looks pretty much like all the other Toads... - [I]Light[/I]
[I]Koopa Troopa[/I] - Loyal minion of King Bowser. Um... there's not much else to say about this guy... His shell is green I suppose - [I]Light[/I]

[B]Unlockable Characters[/B]
[I]Daisy[/I] - Princess and ruler of Sarasaland. She like never get's kidnapped, so she's got a lot of free time to waste her money on luxury cruisers and fancy resorts. - [I]Mid-Light[/I]
[I]Wario[/I] - The obese, yet surprisingly handsome, hot-tempered, greedy anti-hero. He really hates Mario for some reason. - [I]Heavy[/I]
[I]Rosalina[/I] - The large and beautiful commander of the Comet Obsevatory. She watches over the night sky and takes care of all the Lumas - [I]Mid-Heavy[/I]
[I]Shy Guy[/I] - Timid troublemaker who works for Kamek, or Wart, or Bowser. It's never really clear. - [I]Light[/I]
[I]Metal Mario[/I] - Mario, but with the metal cap on. Seriously, that's the best they could come up with? - [I]Heavy[/I]
[I]Lakitu[/I] - The brother or some relative to the Lakitu who works for the MKGP. See, he's got a red shell, so he's different! - [I]Light[/I]
[I]Honey Queen[/I] - Ruler of the bees in space. Yeah her, not sure why she's so small in this game... - [I]Heavy[/I]
[I]Wiggler[/I] - The extremely temperamental caterpillar. Were people really clamoring for him to be in this game? - [I]Mid-Heavy[/I]
[I]Mii[/I] - You.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7jjJo.png[/IMG]

[B]Items[/B]
Mushroom
Triple Mushrooms
Golden Mushroom
Green Shell
Triple Green Shells
Red Shell
Triple Red Shells
Spiny Shell
Banana Peel
Triple Banana Peels
Super Star
Lightning
Blooper
Bob-Omb
Bullet Bill
Fire Flower
Super Leaf
Lucky 7

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ubT0m.png[/IMG]

[B]Tracks[/B]

Mushroom Cup
Toad Circuit
Daisy Hills
Cheep Cheep Lagoon
Shy Guy Bazaar

Flower Cup
[spoiler]Wuhu Loop
Mario Circuit
Music Park
Rock Rock Mountain[/spoiler]

Star Cup
[spoiler]Piranha Plant Slide
Wario Shipyard
Neo Bowser City
Maka Wuhu[/spoiler]

Special Cup
[spoiler]DK Jungle
Rosalina's Ice World
Bowser's Castle
Rainbow Road[/spoiler]

Shell Cup
Luigi Raceway (N64)
Bowser Castle 1 (GBA)
Mushroom Gorge (Wii)
Luigi's Mansion (DS)

Banana Cup
[spoiler]Koopa Beach (N64)
Mario Circuit 2 (SNES)
Coconut Mall (Wii)
Waluigi Pinball (DS)[/spoiler]

Leaf Cup
[spoiler]Kalimari Desert (N64)
DK Pass (DS)
Daisy Cruiser (GCN)
Maple Treeway (Wii)[/spoiler]

Lightning Cup
[spoiler]Koopa Cape (Wii)
Dino Dino Jungle (GCN)
Airship Fortress (DS)
Rainbow Road (SNES)[/spoiler]

Battle Stages
Honeybee Hive
Sherbet Rink
Wuhu Town
Battle Course 1 (GBA)
Big Donut (N64)
Palm Shore (DS)

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0RfbN.png[/IMG]

[B]Screen shots[/B]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ah8AY.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/unRgf.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Avtry.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1wLvz.png[/IMG]
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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/x00ja.png[/IMG]

[B]Videos[/B]
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88OsV_NI_rE"]Mario Kart 7 Trailer 1[/URL]
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N36jPMZWyAA"]Mario Kart 7 Trailer 2[/URL]
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjqJ80PSfrY"]Mario Kart 7 Kart Rules TV Commercial [/URL]
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cw6xvEohBQ"]Leaf Cup[/URL]
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdo-xVKHCSI"]Star Cup[/URL]
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K6x59Jp0OI"]Battle Mode[/URL]
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CagduR-Qq3w&feature=player_embedded"]Hideki Konno Interview[/URL]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GVP1I.png[/IMG]

[B]Reviews[/B]
[URL="http://www.1up.com/news/japan-review-check-mario-kart"]Famitsu: 37/40 (10, 9, 9, 9)[/URL]
[URL="http://www.computerandvideogames.com/327462/reviews/mario-kart-7-review/?page=1"]CVG: 9.4/10[/URL]
[URL="http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-11-25-mario-kart-7-review"]Eurogamer: 8/10[/URL]
[URL="http://www.officialnintendomagazine.co.uk/32868/mario-kart-7-review/"]ONM review: 93%[/URL]
[URL="http://www.destructoid.com/review-mario-kart-7-216484.phtml"]Destructoid: 5/10[/URL]
[URL="http://ds.ign.com/articles/121/1213485p1.html"]IGN: 9.0[/URL]
[URL="http://www.gametrailers.com/video/review-mario-kart-7/724422"]GameTrailers : 8.8[/URL]
[URL="http://www.giantbomb.com/mario-kart-7/61-31747/reviews/"]Giant Bomb: 3/5[/URL]
[URL="http://www.next-gen.biz/reviews/mario-kart-7-review"]Edge: 9[/URL]
[URL="http://www.thesixthaxis.com/2011/12/02/mario-kart-7-review-3ds/"]The Sixth Axis: 8/10[/URL]

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*screen shots and video links provided by Oni Link 666

EvilMario 11-27-2011 09:33 PM

Yes. All over my face.

Chet thread is the one true thread.

Emitan 11-27-2011 09:33 PM

Thank you for the spoilers for tracks.

<3 you Chettyman

Boney 11-27-2011 09:33 PM

fucking compromises

Wiseblade 11-27-2011 09:34 PM

Finally, the REAL OT.

Ctrl + f "release date"


Europe wins again!

spindashing 11-27-2011 09:35 PM

Alternate OT banner is best banner.

DonMigs85 11-27-2011 09:35 PM

Dem bump-mapped wheels

Gintoki 11-27-2011 09:35 PM

Thread title offends me. Bring back the old thread! [spoiler]Nice op [/spoiler]

Chet Rippo 11-27-2011 09:37 PM

[QUOTE=Gintoki;33001904]Thread title offends me. Bring back the old thread! [spoiler]Nice op [/spoiler][/QUOTE]

Blame Boney.

Emitan 11-27-2011 09:37 PM

I wanted the friend codes one, but nooooooooooo

TruePrime 11-27-2011 09:37 PM

Loved the character bio's. Still pissed at no Boo or King Boo.

Will main Shy Guy and Ms. Heavyweight.

MatthewB92 11-27-2011 09:37 PM

Rosalina <3

Santiako 11-27-2011 09:38 PM

Isn't there already an OT for this?

Gravijah 11-27-2011 09:38 PM

<3 that rosalina art~

FuzzyNorman 11-27-2011 09:38 PM

Mario Kart deserves 2 OT's. Keep them both! :P

Exterminieren 11-27-2011 09:38 PM

The usurper is dead. The one true OT lives.

WillyFive 11-27-2011 09:39 PM

The King reclaims his throne! Huzzah!

[QUOTE=Santiako;33001955]Isn't there already an OT for this?[/QUOTE]

So?

EvilMario 11-27-2011 09:39 PM

[QUOTE=Santiako;33001955]Isn't there already an OT for this?[/QUOTE]

There's a community thread for 'calling' OTs ahead of time. Chet was the chosen one and this is the true OT.

Wiseblade 11-27-2011 09:39 PM

[QUOTE=Gravijah;33001976]<3 that rosalina art~[/QUOTE]

And it's still sexist.

Shiggy 11-27-2011 09:39 PM

Who created those awesome images?

[IMG]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7002/6413998965_6376289356_z.jpg[/IMG]
(just wondered, what this was when the image loaded lol)

Thoraxes 11-27-2011 09:39 PM

She is not fat!

Delio 11-27-2011 09:39 PM

Lakitu shall be mine. Cloud car all over your face.

BurntPork 11-27-2011 09:40 PM

I am amazed with how much better the graphics have gotten since E3. It looked very bad then, but now it's one of the best looking games on the system! How!?!

Chet Rippo 11-27-2011 09:40 PM

[QUOTE=Shiggy;33001994]Who created those awesome images?[/QUOTE]

Me!

FuzzyNorman 11-27-2011 09:40 PM

Oh, and what's BBW?

Emitan 11-27-2011 09:40 PM

[QUOTE=Willy105;33001985]The King reclaims his throne! Huzzah!



So?[/QUOTE]

Yes! The more OTs the better!

[spoiler]I'm over our fight now, it's okay. Let us celebrate this joyous Mario Kart celebration![/spoiler]

[spoiler]actually we weren't fighting, i'm just crazy[/spoiler]


[QUOTE=FuzzyNorman;33002016]Oh, and what's BBW?[/QUOTE]
pfft

hee hee hee

MatthewB92 11-27-2011 09:40 PM

[QUOTE=FuzzyNorman;33002016]Oh, and what's BBW?[/QUOTE]

Big Beautiful Women

Boney 11-27-2011 09:41 PM

[QUOTE=Chet Rippo;33001930]Blame Boney.[/QUOTE]

If you would've gone for just my suggestion I could've been blamed.

You had to compromise and include gravijers in this stupid mess

Gravijah 11-27-2011 09:41 PM

[QUOTE=Wiseblade;33001989]And it's still sexist.[/QUOTE]

oh girls aren't allowed to like pink now

[I]SEXIST[/I]

slaughterking 11-27-2011 09:41 PM

That's some great art. <3

Exterminieren 11-27-2011 09:42 PM

[QUOTE=Wiseblade;33001989]And it's still sexist.[/QUOTE]

Real Rosalina is all about the Aqua Blue.

xxczx 11-27-2011 09:42 PM

Bowser styling with a Zelda 3DS, nice touch :P

Nocturnowl 11-27-2011 09:43 PM

Nice images Chet. I see some stealth advertising of the alternative colored and limited editions of DS in the community one.

Now to reiterate my question from the previous topic, Doe anyone know if I can put Shyguy in a heavy kart?

Neiteio 11-27-2011 09:43 PM

LOL at the thread title. XD

Anyway, I'll skip my usual bitching about no single-player Versus and get HYPED about the new courses. I'm especially excited about Daisy Hills, Shy Guy Bazaar, Music Park (Melody Motorway outside the U.S.), Piranha Plant Slide (Piranha Plant Pipeway outside the U.S.), the new Bowser's Castle and new Rainbow Road (best RR EVER). Also looking forward to revisiting SNES Rainbow Road, playing as Wiggler (always wanted him in Mario Kart since he appeared in Mario Power Tennis), and seeing this game in 3D at 60fps. Will be glorious!

Alchemy 11-27-2011 09:43 PM

[B][I]Rosalina - The large and beautiful commander of the Comet Obsevatory. [/I][/B]

Am I missing something....?

Thoraxes 11-27-2011 09:43 PM

[QUOTE=Gravijah;33002039]oh girls aren't allowed to like pink now

[I]SEXIST[/I][/QUOTE]

And Raichus shouldn't be allowed to wear Beatrix costumes.
I'm [I]Raichuist[/I].

Wiseblade 11-27-2011 09:44 PM

[QUOTE=Gravijah;33002039]oh girls aren't allowed to like pink now

[I]SEXIST[/I][/QUOTE]

No, but...

[QUOTE=Exterminieren;33002065]Real Rosalina is all about the Aqua Blue.[/QUOTE]

This man gets it.

Emitan 11-27-2011 09:44 PM

[QUOTE=Alchemy;33002111][B][I]Rosalina - The large and beautiful commander of the Comet Obsevatory. [/I][/B]

Am I missing something....?[/QUOTE]
[spoiler]In Mario Kart Wii she's classified as a heavy character[/spoiler]

[QUOTE=Thoraxes;33002115]And Raichus shouldn't be allowed to wear Beatrix costumes.
I'm [I]Raichuist[/I].[/QUOTE]

:<

Boney 11-27-2011 09:45 PM

peach being so much taller than mario weirds me out

Boney 11-27-2011 09:46 PM

[QUOTE=Thoraxes;33002115]And Raichus shouldn't be allowed to wear Beatrix costumes.
I'm [I]Raichuist[/I].[/QUOTE]

it sucks right?

worst thing chet has done, of course he's not to blame

kittens 11-27-2011 09:46 PM

Hey doods, fat is fine. Keep it size positive.

Barrett2 11-27-2011 09:46 PM

I choo choo choose this OP

Shiggy 11-27-2011 09:48 PM

[QUOTE=Chet Rippo;33002012]Me![/QUOTE]

Awesome stuff, I really miss 2D artwork for Mario titles.

FoxHimself 11-27-2011 09:48 PM

Here's me doing the DK Jungle stage, with extended ending so you can hear the entire end music. Let me tell you, driving with the 3DS flat on a table in front of a camera is pretty difficult!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h7vbfWrt6g[/url]

More coming, including FP driving!

IntelliHeath 11-27-2011 09:48 PM

I read somewhere in other neogaf thread that we are expecting more secret characters or are that poster wrong?

WillyFive 11-27-2011 09:50 PM

ha ha ha



Rosalina's fat

[QUOTE=IntelliHeath;33002234]I read somewhere in other neogaf thread that we are expecting more secret characters or are that poster wrong?[/QUOTE]

There's bound to be. Same with Mario Kart Wii.

dwu8991 11-27-2011 09:50 PM

The other OP was much better, not sure why the change.

Chet Rippo 11-27-2011 09:51 PM

[QUOTE=IntelliHeath;33002234]I read somewhere in other neogaf thread that we are expecting more secret characters or are that poster wrong?[/QUOTE]

[URL="http://www.gamexplain.com/article-629-1321996131-mario-kart-7-unlockables-characters-and-car-parts.html"]GameXplain[/URL] is saying there are secrets they can't say due to embargo. Is it other characters? Who knows

Seven Force 11-27-2011 09:51 PM

Goddamn, that alternate banner is [I]awesome.[/I]

dwu8991 11-27-2011 09:52 PM

I like this OT than the new one being posted. Keep it going!

DonMigs85 11-27-2011 09:54 PM

Love the art Chet. How about a sad Waluigi?

Big Ass Ramp 11-27-2011 09:54 PM

[QUOTE=FoxHimself;33002226]Here's me doing the DK Jungle stage, with extended ending so you can hear the entire end music. Let me tell you, driving with the 3DS flat on a table in front of a camera is pretty difficult!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h7vbfWrt6g[/url]

More coming, including FP driving![/QUOTE]


oh how does the squid strike look in 3d?

Glassboy 11-27-2011 09:54 PM

I wish there were more tracks from the best mario kart: Double Dash!

MatthewB92 11-27-2011 09:54 PM

[QUOTE=Chet Rippo;33002281][URL="http://www.gamexplain.com/article-629-1321996131-mario-kart-7-unlockables-characters-and-car-parts.html"]GameXplain[/URL] is saying there are secrets they can't say due to embargo. Is it other characters? Who knows[/QUOTE]

Every star better have an unlockable character. D:<

Femmeworth 11-27-2011 09:54 PM

Rosalina is a what? Is that some kind of typical Devianart fanart reference.

Gospel 11-27-2011 09:55 PM

[QUOTE=dwu8991;33002309]I like this OT than the new one being posted. Keep it going![/QUOTE]

as do i.

Exterminieren 11-27-2011 09:55 PM

[QUOTE=dwu8991;33002275]The other OP was much better, not sure why the change.[/QUOTE]

There is no change. This is the proper, claimed OT, the other one was someone jumping the gun.

WillyFive 11-27-2011 09:56 PM

There's something oddly familiar with all of this.

spindashing 11-27-2011 09:56 PM

[QUOTE=ninj4junpei;33002375]Rosalina is a what? Is that some kind of typical Devianart fanart reference.[/QUOTE]
What? She's classified as a heavy character.

Wiseblade 11-27-2011 09:56 PM

[QUOTE=dwu8991;33002275]The other OP was much better, not sure why the change.[/QUOTE]

1) No it wasn't, the other OP didn't even include the European release date.

2) Chet called making the thread ages ago.

FoxHimself 11-27-2011 09:57 PM

[QUOTE=Big Ass Ramp;33002355]oh how does the squid strike look in 3d?[/QUOTE]

Pretty good. Also, this time it's more "oh shit I can't see!!" than before, which I like.

DarkWish 11-27-2011 09:57 PM

[QUOTE=Chet Rippo;33002281][URL="http://www.gamexplain.com/article-629-1321996131-mario-kart-7-unlockables-characters-and-car-parts.html"]GameXplain[/URL] is saying there are secrets they can't say due to embargo. Is it other characters? Who knows[/QUOTE]

They responded in the comments saying it's not a character or kart.

sakipon 11-27-2011 09:57 PM

Hate to be a party pooper, but you really don't have to be fat to be heavyweight. And Rosalina isn't fat.

It would've been better to use a word like large or heavy in the title. Those still relate to having fetishes for plus sized women. Jokes are funny when based on real things.

Forkball 11-27-2011 09:57 PM

TWO Mario Kart OTs? Did I just get Inception'd?

Dr.Palutena 11-27-2011 09:58 PM

Yay! The OT lives! Can't wait to race you guys.

TruePrime 11-27-2011 09:59 PM

[QUOTE=sakipon;33002454]Hate to be a party pooper, but you really don't have to be fat to be heavyweight. And Rosalina isn't fat.

It would've been better to use a word like large or heavy in the title. Those still relate to having fetishes for plus sized women. Jokes are funny when based on real things.[/QUOTE]

Rosalina isn't even heavy if you go by looking at how damn tiny her limbs are. So your post about trying to talk down for something real is pointless even with heavy.

EatChildren 11-27-2011 09:59 PM

Good job EatChildren on the complete fuck up of the merge. Let me try and fix this.

Izayoi 11-27-2011 10:01 PM

[quote=EatChildren;33002505]Good job EatChildren on the complete fuck up of the merge. Let me try and fix this.[/quote]
:lol

No, leave it like this.

DonMigs85 11-27-2011 10:01 PM

[QUOTE=TruePrime;33002495]Rosalina isn't even heavy if you go by looking at how damn tiny her limbs are. So your post about trying to talk down for something real is pointless even with heavy.[/QUOTE]

She seems pretty tall though. Here she appears to dwarf Mario and Peach.

[IMG]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2377/2437432579_86cda5a78d.jpg[/IMG]

BTW I hope Funky's still in here.

Boney 11-27-2011 10:01 PM

[QUOTE=sakipon;33002454]Hate to be a party pooper, but you really don't have to be fat to be heavyweight. And Rosalina isn't fat.

It would've been better to use a word like large or heavy in the title. Those still relate to having fetishes for plus sized women. Jokes are funny when based on real things.[/QUOTE]

like the joke is tht she isn't really fat

Busaiku 11-27-2011 10:02 PM

Luigi looks taller too.

EvilMario 11-27-2011 10:03 PM

When did GAF become serious business?

Gospel 11-27-2011 10:03 PM

[QUOTE=DarkWish;33002447]They responded in the comments saying it's not a character or kart.[/QUOTE]

I was thinking it's probably some AR stuff or something

Shiggy 11-27-2011 10:03 PM

[QUOTE=EatChildren;33002505]Good job EatChildren on the complete fuck up of the merge. Let me try and fix this.[/QUOTE]

Can you put the new art into the first post?

Thoraxes 11-27-2011 10:04 PM

I thought the thread blew up and there were 4 pages of BBW lovers coming in to defend Rosalina out of nowhere.

udivision 11-27-2011 10:07 PM

[QUOTE=Thoraxes;33002630]I thought the thread blew up and there were 4 pages of BBW lovers coming in to defend Rosalina out of nowhere.[/QUOTE]
Guys guys guys.
[I]Kelly Clarkson[/I]? Jajajaja.

Izayoi 11-27-2011 10:08 PM

[quote=sakipon;33002454]Hate to be a party pooper, but you really don't have to be fat to be heavyweight. And Rosalina isn't fat.

It would've been better to use a word like large or heavy in the title. Those still relate to having fetishes for plus sized women. Jokes are funny when based on real things.[/quote]
[img]http://www.abload.de/img/lolp0ule.png[/img]

Boney 11-27-2011 10:08 PM

[QUOTE=EatChildren;33002505]Good job EatChildren on the complete fuck up of the merge. Let me try and fix this.[/QUOTE]

no idea why i recommended you, should've told chet to use nirolak

[QUOTE=Izayoi;33002730][img]http://www.abload.de/img/lolp0ule.png[/img][/QUOTE]

lol

marry me

EatChildren 11-27-2011 10:08 PM

I 'fixed' it, and by 'fix' I mean I undone my stupid merge which was stupid because of stupid time stamp organisation rarr rarr. This is the OT, so um, discuss stuff here. Woo.

[QUOTE=Boney;33002741]no idea why i recommended you, should've told chet to use nirolak[/QUOTE]

You say that now but you'll vote for me again like the rest of those suckers.

Gravijah 11-27-2011 10:09 PM

[QUOTE=EatChildren;33002744]I 'fixed' it, and by 'fix' I mean I undone my stupid merge which was stupid because of stupid time stamp organisation rarr rarr. This is the OT, so um, discuss stuff here. Woo.[/QUOTE]

shoulda just went with the simple option instead of trying to be mr nirolak big shot thread merger~

Dr.Palutena 11-27-2011 10:11 PM

So....how many of you guys are using Rosalina as your driver? -raises hand-

EvilMario 11-27-2011 10:12 PM

Chet, this thread is so great it's causing 503 errors.

MatthewB92 11-27-2011 10:14 PM

[QUOTE=DoomXploder7;33002791]So....how many of you guys are using Rosalina as your driver? -raises hand-[/QUOTE]

I do and will.

Boney 11-27-2011 10:14 PM

[QUOTE=EvilMario;33002794]Chet, this thread is so great it's causing 503 errors.[/QUOTE]

everyone is angry about the bbw

Wiseblade 11-27-2011 10:14 PM

[QUOTE=Gravijah;33002771]shoulda just went with the simple option instead of trying to be mr nirolak big shot thread merger~[/QUOTE]

COLD BLODDED

spindashing 11-27-2011 10:15 PM

[quote=DoomXploder7;33002791]So....how many of you guys are using Rosalina as your driver? -raises hand-[/quote]
She'll probably end up eating the car.

Guesong 11-27-2011 10:15 PM

I'm so happy that [spoiler] Airship Fortress [/spoiler] is coming back in the final Retro Cup.

Seriously, track design was awesome and the music was epic. Can't wait to see it again.

Chet Rippo 11-27-2011 10:16 PM

[QUOTE=EvilMario;33002794]Chet, this thread is so great it's causing 503 errors.[/QUOTE]

This thread is too heavy for GAF.

Cow Mengde 11-27-2011 10:16 PM

[QUOTE=Shiggy;33001994]Who created those awesome images?

[IMG]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7002/6413998965_6376289356_z.jpg[/IMG]
(just wondered, what this was when the image loaded lol)[/QUOTE]

That should be the the OT picture.

Emitan 11-27-2011 10:16 PM

[QUOTE=DoomXploder7;33002791]So....how many of you guys are using Rosalina as your driver? -raises hand-[/QUOTE]

They got rid of Waluigi so yeah that's me.

Wiseblade 11-27-2011 10:17 PM

[QUOTE=Cow Mengde;33002850]That should be the the OT picture.[/QUOTE]

Google would not approve.

Teknoman 11-27-2011 10:18 PM

[QUOTE=Boney;33002822]everyone is angry about the bbw[/QUOTE]

As long as it doesnt cause any wacked out google ads.

DR2K 11-27-2011 10:18 PM

[QUOTE=DoomXploder7;33002791]So....how many of you guys are using Rosalina as your driver? -raises hand-[/QUOTE]

I would, but I hate using heavy drivers.

Ysiadmihi 11-27-2011 10:20 PM

Why do people like Rosalina so much to begin with? She's like a slutty Peach.

Dr.Palutena 11-27-2011 10:20 PM

[QUOTE=Billychu;33002861]They got rid of Waluigi so yeah that's me.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for reminding me :( . Well i was actually a toad user before converting to Rosalina, but the whole waluigi thing is still bugging me.

Emitan 11-27-2011 10:20 PM

[QUOTE=DR2K;33002905]I would, but I hate using heavy drivers.[/QUOTE]

whats wrong with heavies?

more of them to love™

spindashing 11-27-2011 10:20 PM

[QUOTE=Ysiadmihi;33002944]Why do people like Rosalina so much to begin with? She's like a slutty Peach.[/QUOTE]
We dig fat girls.

Peach needs to eat some meat.

Boney 11-27-2011 10:21 PM

[QUOTE=Ysiadmihi;33002944]Why do people like Rosalina so much to begin with? She's like a slutty Peach.[/QUOTE]

i don't understand this question

it's ok we all know daisy is better as well

*cue in some strikers gifs*

Emitan 11-27-2011 10:21 PM

[QUOTE=Ysiadmihi;33002944]Why do people like Rosalina so much to begin with? She's like a slutty Peach.[/QUOTE]

she has personalit...no

uh... she's.... uh

i don't know, she's the prettiest i guess

*shrugs*

Chet Rippo 11-27-2011 10:22 PM

[QUOTE=Ysiadmihi;33002944]Why do people like Rosalina so much to begin with? She's like a slutty Peach.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://asset1.neogaf.com/forum/image.php?u=26802&dateline=1302598191[/IMG]


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