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MThanded 06-04-2012 07:44 PM

Peter Molyneux's new "game"
[QUOTE][B]Upon loading the app, players will be confronted by a giant black cube. When they approach the cube, they find they can tap it and start breaking into it.

The cube is formed of thousands upon thousands of smaller cubes, apparently, and the twist is that it's not just you tapping your way into it - it's every other person using the Curiosity app.[/B]

A few shots of it flashed up on screen behind Molyneux and presenter Geoff Keighley and it really does look like a giant black cube suspended in white space.[/QUOTE]


Every player is tapping on the same cube but only one person finds the secret.


Izick 06-04-2012 07:44 PM

When a player plants the acorn a tree will grow there.

Sn4ke_911 06-04-2012 07:45 PM

dat gif :lol

Byronic Hero 06-04-2012 07:46 PM

Hope he doesn't "tap" as badly as he fist-bumps.

Bombadil 06-04-2012 07:46 PM

"What if there was a cube, and your goal was to break into that cube, with the help of millions of people from around the world? Now, think about that for a second."

Dragoon En Regalia 06-04-2012 07:46 PM

Curiosity killed the Molydeux. Remember this, kids!

MThanded 06-04-2012 07:46 PM

So I wonder what the secret is.

JonStark 06-04-2012 07:46 PM


subversus 06-04-2012 07:47 PM

sounds exciting.

and yes, I'm serious.

Dragoon En Regalia 06-04-2012 07:47 PM

Secret Spike TV bro-fist at the end of the game. Plus 3 years in development for his next casual masterpiece.

Ahasverus 06-04-2012 07:48 PM

Can't wait for the ZANY things he'll come up with in the following years

Malo 06-04-2012 07:49 PM


NumberTwo 06-04-2012 07:50 PM

Haha! Yes!

Dragoon En Regalia 06-04-2012 07:50 PM

[img][/img][img][/img][img][/img] from me. That image just nails it on the head.

Byronic Hero 06-04-2012 07:50 PM


I JUST watched that movie for the first time last night. Words cannot explain how funny this is. xDxD

MThanded 06-04-2012 07:51 PM


This needs some photoshop work.

darkwing 06-04-2012 07:51 PM


it's so perfect I could cry

Alx 06-04-2012 07:52 PM

I'm not sure I understand how it works, but it may be why I like Molyneux. :D

Manp 06-04-2012 07:52 PM

best game ever*

Willkiller 06-04-2012 07:52 PM

[QUOTE=MThanded;38497955]So I wonder what the secret is.[/QUOTE]

Molyneux died 2 years ago in a horrendous car crash. In a stroke of medical genius they contacted the owner of the Twitter account 'Molydeux' and put his brain into Molyneux's body.

Luigi87 06-04-2012 07:52 PM


Even his fist-pounds fall short of expectation.

Dragoon En Regalia 06-04-2012 07:53 PM

Molyneux is Molydeux is actually the alter ego David Cage's secret female robo-maid from whatever-the-hell-that-was-that-he-showed-off-a-while-back.

Criminal Upper 06-04-2012 07:54 PM

Even a geometric puzzle game will fail to deliver upon the promises made by this man.

quinntendopower 06-04-2012 07:54 PM

the king of the snake oil salesman!

i swear he taught dyack and pitchford all his best BS sales tricks.

ThePoopDeck 06-04-2012 07:55 PM

[QUOTE=Luigi87;38498363]Even his fist-pounds fall short of expectation.[/QUOTE]

Hah! i cant stop laughing

elektrixx 06-04-2012 07:55 PM

Inside the cube:


Meier 06-04-2012 07:56 PM


Holy shit this is fucking incredible.

Tesseract 06-04-2012 07:56 PM

he went for the overhead bump. amateur mistake. oh, peter.

Krev 06-04-2012 07:56 PM

This was hysterical. It really sounded like a Molydeux concept.

The_Monk 06-04-2012 07:56 PM

I'm not a gamer enough to understand what gaming and his ideas are (according to him, I suppose)

Hot Coldman 06-04-2012 07:56 PM

This man needs to do Guild 03 all by himself.

Dragoon En Regalia 06-04-2012 07:57 PM

[QUOTE=Green Scar;38498613]This man needs to do Guild 03 all by himself.[/QUOTE]Guild: The Fable(d) Odyssey. A JRPG produced by 22 Cans for Level-5, with scenarios designed by Molyneux, Osamu Sato, and Kenji Eno. What will happen? I don't know!

PetriP-TNT 06-04-2012 07:58 PM

game of da show right here

Mr.Squirrel 06-04-2012 07:59 PM



TUSR 06-04-2012 08:00 PM

so im not the only one who hates this douchebag.

SpacePirate Ridley 06-04-2012 08:01 PM


I thought the :lol smile had returned :(

Haunted 06-04-2012 08:01 PM

Sounds like a pretty cool idea, tbh.

Good to see my shop getting some mileage. :p

Hot Coldman 06-04-2012 08:01 PM

[QUOTE=Dragoon En Regalia;38498679]Guild: The Fable(d) Odyssey. A JRPG produced by 22 Cans for Level-5, with scenarios designed by Molyneux, Osamu Sato, and Kenji Eno. What will happen? I don't know![/QUOTE]

Oh man, Eno x Molyneux... holy shit holy shit

Maedhros 06-04-2012 08:01 PM

Seriously guys? That image is really old. I guess being a lurker for all this time make me remember things.

It was spot on last year, spot on this year, though.

CaptainSchwann 06-04-2012 08:02 PM


10/10. Also, I love this movie.

Dragoon En Regalia 06-04-2012 08:03 PM

[QUOTE=Green Scar;38498878]Oh man, Eno x Molyneux... holy shit holy shit[/QUOTE]No man: Sato would turn the whole thing into a super-duper, ethno-Asian post-modern opus of complete and total failure in the art of game design. Those three, in combination, would out-do D2 in its entirety.

The Boat 06-04-2012 08:04 PM

Someone put the gif on the TV they're looking at.

MThanded 06-04-2012 08:06 PM

[QUOTE=The Boat;38499069]Someone put the gif on the TV they're looking at.[/QUOTE]

Calling SunhiLegend

Misguided 06-04-2012 08:14 PM

haha what

ProfessorMoran 06-04-2012 08:16 PM



Fist bump fail.

Dragoon En Regalia 06-04-2012 08:17 PM

[url=]I'm still waiting for someone to make the definitive game with Frank Zappa music, Molydeux.[/url] And I know you'll do me good!

Speedymanic 06-04-2012 08:18 PM



vaelic 06-04-2012 08:19 PM

[QUOTE=Squire Felix;38498803]so im not the only one who hates this douchebag.[/QUOTE]

he's the worst

Always-honest 06-04-2012 08:20 PM

looks interesting..

Danny 117 06-04-2012 08:22 PM


Holy shit I nearly spat my drink out! :lol

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