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It's simple.

1. Find a savvy, reasonable girl who doesn't want children.

2. Have a loving, fulfilling relationship that lasts into your 50s.

3. Drop that bitch when she starts slackin'.

4. Marry a gold-digger who wants your money and is willing to do whatever it takes to secure your happiness.

5. Knock her up.

6. Enjoy being a parent at 60 when you've already enjoyed a long, rich life. Your gold-digging wife will take care of most of the kid-related stuff, leaving you all of the awesome shit. You basically get to skip straight to being a grandfather.

7. Die and roll out in style, leaving a hot piece of ass that'll cry at your funeral. You'll leave a large life insurance inheritance, so they'll be fine.

It's called having your cake and eating it, too.

For the record, I'd like to have kids, but only when I'm in a better place financially. Now, I'd just end up as another dad slumming it with Wonderbread and government cheese.