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Stallion Free
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(07-19-2011, 04:15 PM)
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Originally Posted by cackhyena

I've never read Destructoid before that, but it seemed fine to me. Seems like valid complaints. All things I was thinking about watching videos the past few months following the game.

I'm sorry, but I just couldn't take something like this: "The Kid types the intro to his review, knowing what must be done. He takes a pause to think of something devastatingly clever to say, but he's a videogame reviewer, so he knows he'll fail. He types another sentence. Another sentence still. The words flow from his fingertips like fine wine from a spilled jug at a party where everybody's wearing something nice."