[Dresden]

So I have not played Mass Effect 3, nor will I for a while, so I don't really care about spoilers too much. However, I have a question... Apparently this ending is really fucking bad. Can anyone give me a recap as to what happens, why it's terrible, and why it's worth donating $25000 to get changed?

Imagine that Frodo got rid of the ring and is now lying there with Sam when a giant eagle picks him up and carries him into magic elf land where he is told by a tiny midget elf that he was the master behind Sauron and now Frodo has to make a choice between killing all the orcs and other such magical beings which would include elves, controlling them and becoming the new lord of dark shit or making everyone half-orc-elf-human-hobbit-dwarfs. Then you see a cutscene where green clouds explode from Mordor and there's a clip of everyone growing elf-ears.