Jesus christ on a meth binge, what the fuck are those pee gifs?
I just listened to Scream & Shout. I have so many questions. Why is Britney doing British? Does she think she's Madonna now? What is going on with Britney's eyebrows? Why is it such a terrible song?
Jesus christ on a meth binge, what the fuck are those pee gifs?
I just listened to Scream & Shout. I have so many questions. Why is Britney doing British? Does she think she's Madonna now? What is going on with Britney's eyebrows? Why is it such a terrible song?
I just listened to Scream & Shout. I have so many questions. Why is Britney doing British? Does she think she's Madonna now? What is going on with Britney's eyebrows? Why is it such a terrible song?
1) She thought she was in a dream state, 2) She wishes, 3) that weave is stretching her face back so much her ears are touching, 4) Why are you surprised?
Lets get some things out of the way as usual. Lana Del Rey doesn't have the highest range and usually stays on similar places vocally but the way she works her sound with the music simply works and she makes a pretty cohesive music which can't be said for a lot of artists these days. Lyrically most of the songs are great with a few moments that give you chuckles with some silly writing but it seems to be on purpose. This review will be in 2 parts since I will be reviewing Born To Die and Paradise EP.
Born To Die
1.Born to Die: Wonderful song to start the album. I love the whole thing going around with the sound of the track. This song gets me high with the instrumental work. 5/5
2.Off to the Races: A little bit urban a bit different a bit rougher its pretty good. 4/5
3.Blue Jeans: One of the best tracks on the album with a line that makes me laugh which is the you fit me like my favorite sweater but overall amazing track. 5/5
4.Video Games: This was the first song I heard of Lana and its what made me interested its also one of her best tracks on the album. 5/5
5.Diet Mountain Dew: Another Urban song its and its pretty decent but not a fan. 3.5/5
6.National Anthem: A wonderful song that just keeps you in from start to finish. 4.5/5
7.Dark Paradise: Best song on the album hands down it just hits all the right buttons to make itself likable and you might be replaying this a lot. 5/5
8.Radio: A bit softer than usual and I love the whole arrangement of it. 5/5
9.Carmen: Not too fond of this one. Its not bad but it doesn't get me anywhere 3.5/5
10.Million Dollar Man: I like the old music vibes it gives me its not the OMG this track its the bestest thing even but pretty enjoyable. 4.5/5
11.Summertime Sadness: Another enjoyable track on the album which its no surprise since the album hasnt really had a bad track yet. 4/5
12.This Is What Makes Us Girls: Another killer track with a really catchy chorus 5/5
13.Without You: Not too fond of it but its a decent track. 3.5/5
14.Lolita: It ok but nothing else. 3/5
15.Lucky Ones: It's a pretty song I can't complain about it. 5/5
Closing Comments: My favorite album of the year so far. It has tons of usable tracks and not much filler which its a bit surprising comparing with most music these days which are filler free
Overall: 4.5/5
Paradise EP
1.Ride: Song of the year IMO it just flawless 5/5
2.American: Another wonderful song which hits all the right places 5/5
3.Cola: Hilarious track but pretty enjoyable 4.5/5
4.Body Electric: Another great song with nothing to complain about it. 5/5
5.Blue Velvet: Its a bit weak compared to the other tracks but its good. 4/5
6.Gods & Monsters: I died when I heard her said she was an angel looking to get fucked
hard but the song its just amazing anyways. 5/5
7.Yayo: Pretty good but I prefer the original track from A.K.A Lizzy Grant 4.5/5
8.Bel Air: Just a wonderful track it just does everything right. 5/5
Closing Comments: The EP shows growth from Lana making something great overall. I hope she continues improving and hopefully manages to stay for some good time on the business. Its good to have such an unique sound where most of the music these days its mostly basic and generic. As tons may see I wear a Lana Avatar so probably ain't no surprise that I liked the work in here but like Xtina would say "That's the way it is"
Overall Score: 5/5
I'm waiting for 2 stars yays. Don't use the Xmas Avatar for the stars since after Xmas I'll be going back to my non xmas avatar
Rock Me
"I want you to hit the pedal, heavy metal, show me you care", Gurls PLEASE. I Hate it, it's just a crappy way to have a "lol we are kind of mature" track on the album. Not content producing a complete abomination, Dr. Luke decided to feature prominently an ear-shattering autotuned LOUIS. Mess.
sometime next year when wrong direction takes their "indefinite hiatus" and the least attractive of them ends up passed out in a gutter, i will avatar quote everyone
sometime next year when wrong direction takes their "indefinite hiatus" and the least attractive of them ends up passed out in a gutter, i will avatar quote everyone
PLatinum stars should be handed out to people who organize something like PopOlympics, and people who do a fine job with the OT or within the community.
This OT is definitely Platinum Star worthy, for instance. Aguila is killing it *.*
