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Originally Posted by Kageshinzo

Except that that does not describe how the 3DS is. At worst, it's normal stainless steel utensil. Not pretty, might have a bigger handle that what you're used to, but perfectly serviceable.

Only the jaggies cut your mouth with every bite you take. Also, if you accidentally put your condiments on the wrong table, you need to call customer services and file a police report to get them back.

Man, we're really stretching this whole analogy thing.