Originally Posted by SmokyDave

Only the jaggies cut your mouth with every bite you take. Also, if you accidentally put your condiments on the wrong table, you need to call customer services and file a police report to get them back.

Man, we're really stretching this whole analogy thing.

That shouldn't matter though because the taste is exquisite; the taste is the only thing that matters. You feel that juice as you dig in to the tender and well-marbled texture of the meat. And then you realize you really can't stop eating and everything else doesn't matter because this is one goddamn nice piece of steak.

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Yeah, you're right. We're stretching this whole analogy. I just really want to get some nice and juicy steak right now.