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Ran rp · Apr 17, 2017

https://kotaku.com/quiz-which-inscrutable-nintendo-business-decision-are-1794386644

Last week, Nintendo discontinued the NES Classic, for some reason. This is far from the first questionable business decision theyve made and it definitely wont be the last. Find out which one of these decisions you are in this quiz.

Neptonic · Apr 17, 2017

FelipeMGM · Apr 17, 2017

Im Friend Codes on the Switch

damn, I suck

Zomba13 · Apr 17, 2017

Result: Dropping the Headphone Jack On the Game Boy Advance SP

I completely forgot about that! Such courage! Nintendo really were ahead of the times.

Soulflarz · Apr 17, 2017

FelipeMGM said:
Im Friend Codes on the Switch

damn, I suck

Same.

TangoAlphaLima · Apr 17, 2017

This is great. Good job, Gita.

Aureon · Apr 17, 2017

Friend Codes On The Switch
Naming The Follow-Up To The Wii The Wii U
Dropping the Headphone Jack On the Game Boy Advance SP

What's there?

Syf · Apr 17, 2017

Result: Naming The Follow-Up To The Wii The Wii U

Pretty great quiz

exfatal · Apr 17, 2017

Result: Dropping the Headphone Jack On the Game Boy Advance SP

By far the one of the better decisions Nintendo has done compared to the other shit they've pulled.

Waddle Dee · Apr 17, 2017

I'm Friend Codes on the Switch. I don't know what that says about me.

ASIS · Apr 17, 2017

FelipeMGM said:
Im Friend Codes on the Switch

damn, I suck

Same here.

Village · Apr 17, 2017

I got

Result: Naming The Follow-Up To The Wii The Wii U

Why were all the choices for the pizza toppings garbage. Where's the love for meat lovers and/or Supreme Pizza

GifGafIsTheBestGaf · Apr 17, 2017

Result: Friend Codes On The Switch

ViciousDS · Apr 17, 2017

FelipeMGM said:
Im Friend Codes on the Switch

damn, I suck

that's what I got lol

Syf · Apr 17, 2017

Village said:
Why were all the choices for the pizza toppings garbage

Well, this is a quiz about identifying which garbage decision you are, so maybe that makes sense

Torokil · Apr 17, 2017

Result: Friend Codes On The Switch

Ascenion · Apr 17, 2017

Got Naming the Followup to the Wii the Wii U.

The Rihanna with wine glass choice was pretty freaking hard.

Jonneh3003 · Apr 17, 2017

Did they rip the answers from that GAF thread we had?

I'm Dropping the Headphone Jack On the Game Boy Advance SP

Gator86 · Apr 17, 2017

Result: Dropping the Headphone Jack On the Game Boy Advance SP

Goddammit

Kthulhu · Apr 17, 2017

Result: Friend Codes On The Switch

🐐 quiz press sneak fucks.

Garrett Hawke · Apr 17, 2017

Result: Friend Codes On The Switch

lmao the rihanna question

#IMPACT!

Nachos · Apr 17, 2017

I got Discontinuing the NES Classic. Sorry, GAF.

The NES Classic was basically a grey box that played old NES games, but it was still incredibly desired. People still really like the original Legend of Zelda and Metroid! So, of course, Nintendo made it extremely hard to find, then discontinued it. If the NES Classic were a pair of Jordans, I'd understand it. But these aren't sneakers, Nintendo's not Nike, and I have no clue why they stopped making this grey box.

TeamLeftMatch · Apr 17, 2017

The naming idea for the Wiiu. So I'm confusing everyone while underwhelming them. Well then.

I Wanna Be The Guy · Apr 17, 2017

I am also friend codes on the switch. I'm a fucking moron.

Enduin · Apr 17, 2017

Result: Dropping the Headphone Jack On the Game Boy Advance SP

Yado · Apr 17, 2017

Zomba13 said:
Result: Dropping the Headphone Jack On the Game Boy Advance SP

I completely forgot about that! Such courage! Nintendo really were ahead of the times.

Same. lol @ the Rihanna segment.

Alex_Mexico · Apr 17, 2017

What? No "sticking to cartridges on the N64" or "backstabbing Sony over the Philips CD-I"?

_Aaron_ · Apr 17, 2017

Dropping the Headphone Jack On the Game Boy Advance SP

C.Olimar788 · Apr 17, 2017

Village said:
I got

Result: Naming The Follow-Up To The Wii The Wii U

Why were all the choices for the pizza toppings garbage. Where's the love for meat lovers and/or Supreme Pizza

Pineapple pizza is the best and I'll fight you about it.

I got "Friend codes on the Switch", and a friend of mine got "Discontinuing the NES Classic" for those curious about all the results one can get.

bigkrev · Apr 17, 2017

I didn't recognize any of the songs on the list of current pop songs, but the Rihanna question was perfect

Gentleman Jack · Apr 17, 2017

Ascenion said:
Got Naming the Followup to the Wii the Wii U.

The Rihanna with wine glass choice was pretty freaking hard.

The correct choice is obv t-shirt rihanna.

Anybody get a fourth identity? takes a while to permute this quiz...

Salvadora · Apr 17, 2017

I forgot that Nintendo dropped the headphone jack on the Game Boy Advance SP.

That was fucked up.

jroc74 · Apr 17, 2017

Waddle Dee said:
I'm Friend Codes on the Switch. I don't know what that says about me.

Dammit so am I. Whats the meaning of this.....

Morrigan Stark · Apr 17, 2017

Zomba13 said:
Result: Dropping the Headphone Jack On the Game Boy Advance SP

I completely forgot about that! Such courage! Nintendo really were ahead of the times.

lol, same

Blobbers · Apr 17, 2017

FelipeMGM said:
Im Friend Codes on the Switch

damn, I suck

same. I should've picked a different "Rihanna leaving a restaurant with a wine glass" picture, damn

gingerbeardman · Apr 17, 2017

PSY・S;234088693 said:
https://kotaku.com/quiz-which-inscrutable-nintendo-business-decision-are-1794386644

Doesn't work on mobile.

The button is pushed outside of the purple box.

I Wanna Be The Guy · Apr 17, 2017

gingerbeardman said:
Doesn't work on mobile.

The button is pushed outside of the purple box.

Works for me.

Kthulhu · Apr 17, 2017

gingerbeardman said:
Doesn't work on mobile.

The button is pushed outside of the purple box.

Scroll down.

Rhuidan · Apr 17, 2017

Result: Discontinuing The NES Classic

After taking it several times, the answers don't matter, only which space you click. I thought they REALLY knew me!

Alec · Apr 17, 2017

Wasn't there a thread here where people named all of these things? Did this article come first?

A "what are you quiz" is a funny idea because they are all hot garbage and I think that's the point. But still...?

Kalentan · Apr 17, 2017

Result: Naming The Follow-Up To The Wii The Wii U

Lol.

SGRU · Apr 17, 2017

Result: Dropping the Headphone Jack On the Game Boy Advance SP

True Fire · Apr 17, 2017

Wait, they dropped the headphone jack on Gameboy Advance SP? Nintendo really is a courageous company

Cess007 · Apr 17, 2017

Result: Dropping the Headphone Jack On the Game Boy Advance SP

Wait, they did that? what the hell?

snake fish · Apr 17, 2017

Enduin said:
Result: Dropping the Headphone Jack On the Game Boy Advance SP

This

Sgt. Kabukiman · Apr 17, 2017

I didn't know anything about most of these questions and as a result, I am Friend Codes On The Switch. Makes sense.

Finale Fireworker · Apr 17, 2017

I wish it worked on mobile. ;(

Hybris · Apr 17, 2017

Result: Naming The Follow-Up To The Wii The Wii U

Seems to be popular, quick someone create a psych profile for GAF

Crocodile · Apr 17, 2017

Alex_Mexico said:
What? No "sticking to cartridges on the N64" or "backstabbing Sony over the Philips CD-I"?

To be fair both these decisions backfired big on them but there were at least defensible reasons for making those decisions (especially the later one). Something like discontinuing the NES Classic, at least right now, makes no sense unless they need the factories to make more Switches (was there even an overlap in resources) or because they are about to make a move with the Virtual Console (but even then I don't think the last one is a good reason).

Fou-Lu · Apr 17, 2017

Haha this is amazing. It feels like the questions were written by GAF.

I am Dropping the Headphone Jack On the Game Boy Advance SP.

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