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Parody Thread Urges

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maxcriden

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Parody threads are frowned upon on GAF. Sometimes I have a really good idea for one though. I imagine I am not alone in this. This is a thread to post your ideas for parody threads, and laughter can ensue.

Feel free to make a fake OP in your post as well!
 

braves01

Banned
^ Yo me too.

Don't make joke threads if you value your membership.

But if I could make threads right now, I would make a "Amy Chua (Tiger Mom) sure is looking good" thread about this picture of her in the NY TImes where she looks like Asa Akira.
 

NH Apache

Banned
I had an idea for a thread like this but people make the full OP in their post.

My joke thread idea involved spelunking.
 
i make a sorta joke thread when my fish died and got banned.

joke threads are no laughing matter at gaf

Made a joke about the Friendzone not existing and got banned.
Very odd. Also I shaved my balls today and didn't cut anything, aside from hair of course.
That's not exactly a parody though :/
 
I enjoy overly specific threads about minutia to the point where it is essentially parody.

On another forum I once made a thread to discuss all the characters in video games that have too many arms (think Mortal Kombat Kintaro). Later I made a thread about the proliferation of blob-based characters in games (de Blob, A Boy and his Blob etc.).
 

Blair

Banned
Got banned for a month for posting a parody thread. The was a deluge of gaffers losing their virginity and posting a thread just about that during this specific era so i made a parody sex thread which lasted 5 minutes. Mods is quick yo.
 
"Would you even know if you were?

Sometimes I lay awake all night wondering if people have me set to ignore, my heart racing, wanting to scream but I can't because I still live with my mom. Did people not see that funny post I made? Why didn't that guy I quoted answer my question? Did I offend some Gaffer by accident? GAF if you can hear me, please post in this thread."

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I feel like I'd get ignored/banned if I made that thread.
 

maxcriden

Member
"Would you even know if you were?

Sometimes I lay awake all night wondering if people have me set to ignore, my heart racing, wanting to scream but I can't because I still live with my mom. Did people not see that funny post I made? Why didn't that guy I quoted answer my question? Did I offend some Gaffer by accident? GAF if you can hear me, please post in this thread."

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I feel like I'd get ignored/banned if I made that thread.

Poor Freaky Fred. No one has you on their ignore list. Well, I don't, at least!
 
I think everyone should get one parody post a year. Just make it a check box for the mods to see. That eay you can make one dumb thread a year for kicks.
 

Arkos

Nose how to spell and rede to
Ancient Aliens OT is the first thing I'm doing if I ever get membership again
 

Batigol

Banned
I posted a parody thread once, now I'm a Junior Member.

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maxcriden

Member
Subway jumps in the fake pizza market with new "Flatizza" flatbread-shaped "pizzas"-like "foodstuffs"

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The new menu item basically takes a square of flatbread (i.e. a roughly six-inch "dough" made from hydrolyzed poultry feathers or human hair) and tops it with soybean-enriched "marinara" sauce, an MSG-laden product no one should call mozzarella cheese, and one of four "topping" combinations.

The available choices are: fake Cheese, soy flour-based Pepperoni, vaguely Spicy Italian, and genetically modified Veggie.
 
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