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Tony Hawk Ride -- Official Thread

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Y2Kev

TLG Fan Caretaker Est. 2009
FUCK THE REST OF THE THREAD

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ALL YOU NEED


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1GkrkcFXsg
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hey guys, it's tony hawk ride

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jump for motherfuckin joy

Release

11/17/09 in the US

Price

Activision won't tell anyone yet.

Seriously.

Gifs of Shittiness
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oh that's unfortunate

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can you tell what's going on here? if you do you win a copy of tony hawk ride

Why does this game exist

Once 360 controller and skateboard fell in love and had sex and gave birth to this game

Platforms
all of them. the wii version has mii support. it looks like this:

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Reviews

IGN: we can venture a guess that it will be 90/100 and they will be blown away, back to where they were previously blown from
1up: are they reviewing their copy or are they selling it to buy spoons for the office kitchen
GameSpot: unclear what the advertising budget is for this game yet, seems pretty slow. score may follow
GiantBomb: radical out of bodacious from jeffy g

Gaf impressions

John said:
I, er, well then.
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nskinnear said:
:lol :lol is that for real?
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Keyser Soze said:
I love they took a year out to make this :lol :lol :lol
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msdstc said:
This looks ridiculously bad... inexcusably bad. I don't understand what happened to the franchise. When does this release? I'd like to see the reviews.
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spats said:
What were they thinking?
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Sleeker said:
Ride is gonna fly off the shelves
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(lol)

_leech_ said:
Looks fucking terrible on every platform.
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Ad Infinitum said:
Played this on fistral beach over summer, they had a little demo booth. I went over first to see the pretty lady playing it, had a go, gave up and eventually started talking to the pretty lady.



The game is shit.



S.H.I.T.
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Y

Y2Kev

TLG Fan Caretaker Est. 2009
Archie said:
o hai plz put this in the op thx

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/love-story-tony-hawk/58786?type=flv
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It's there.

Captain N said:
the price is $119.99 for PS3/360/Wii
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http://ps3.ign.com/articles/104/1042672p2.html no wrong

Ride ships November 17 for the aforementioned systems. I asked Activision reps for the final price, but they wouldn't comment. Really strange given that the game is so close to release -- why keep it a secret? Online retailers have listed the price as $119 for a few weeks, but of course that isn't official until it comes direct from the publisher. Look out for our full review in the not too distant future.
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speculawyer

Member
Reviews

IGN: we can venture a guess that it will be 90/100 and they will be blown away, back to where they were previously blown from
1up: are they reviewing their copy or are they selling it to buy spoons for the office kitchen
GameSpot: unclear what the advertising budget is for this game yet, seems pretty slow. score may follow
GiantBomb: radical out of bodacious from jeffy g
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:lol

IGN :lol
 
Y

Y2Kev

TLG Fan Caretaker Est. 2009
Lifecycle of Thread for Destined-to-be-Shitty Game

1. Thread for game
2. Everyone piles on game
3. Sole defender comes in saying he wasted his allowance money and that the game is good but just has some flaws
4. Activision VM agrees with #3, saying everyone else is being mean to #3 and that people should have more respect
5. Mod finds that #4 is a VM, bans VM
6. lulz ensue
 
T

TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
Tony Hawk Ride -- Official Thread of "HOLY SHIT WHY DID I WASTE MY CASH!?" :lol
 
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chubigans

y'all should be ashamed
Ugh, can we lock this joke thread so we could have a real thread chronicling the Tony Hawk series since the PSX to today?

...wait, that would actually be kinda depressing.

You know what, this thread is perfect.
 
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Archie

Second-rate Anihawk
Y2Kev said:
Lifecycle of Thread for Destined-to-be-Shitty Game

1. Thread for game
2. Everyone piles on game
3. Sole defender comes in saying he wasted his allowance money and that the game is good but just has some flaws
4. Activision VM agrees with #3, saying everyone else is being mean to #3 and that people should have more respect
5. Mod finds that #4 is a VM, bans VM
6. lulz ensue
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thegreatdave is banned so we will have to skip #4 for now :(
 
Y

Y2Kev

TLG Fan Caretaker Est. 2009
whitehawk said:
This does NOT deserve an official thread.

Mods, delete this!!

Although I actually love how you handled it
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I put as much effort into this thread as activision has put into reinventing the series
 
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I AM JOHN!

Banned
BobFromPikeCreek said:
Every game has at least one rabid defender. Who's going to step up to bat?
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Sorry, I've already cashed in my Pariah Defense points on Bionic Commando. Anyone else wanna step up?
 
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HamPster PamPster

Member
So are the mods okay with joke official threads now or something?

I want to make a joke official thread for the new yugioh psp game

except it wouldn't be a joke because yugioh rocks

well did rock

who is on the cover of the new game? thats not yugi

:(

I watched it all the time after school as a kid ::spams kuribo::
 
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speculawyer

Member
PantherLotus said:
Wait a sec, this is the same price as DJ HERO?
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Well . . . it WAS going to be the same price.

But due to the way the market reacted to DJ Hero, it seems Activision may be revising their strategy.
 
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Cowie

Member
I AM JOHN! said:
Sorry, I've already cashed in my Pariah Defense points on Bionic Commando. Anyone else wanna step up?
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Hey! it's that guy who defended Bionic Commando! GET HIM!

PantherLotus said:
Wait a sec, this is the same price as DJ HERO?
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Somehow this post made me feel like DJ Hero is a good value. But only because it costs the same price, but won't make me gouge my eyeballs out.
 
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Shard

XBLAnnoyance
Cowie said:
Hey! it's that guy who defended Bionic Commando! GET HIM!




Somehow this post made me feel like DJ Hero is a good value. But only because it costs the same price, but won't make me gouge my eyeballs out.
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It also helps that DJ Hero is an actual good game.
 
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