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Jocchan · Oct 12, 2011

Looks like some guy got you covered... sort of:

Ultimate iZelda Climb ($0.99)
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/ultimate-izelda-climb/id464709655?mt=8

Featuring challenging and exciting gameplay!

Dat sprite:

Apologies if old, Google search turned nothing.

qq more · Oct 12, 2011

I love the "fitting" font for the highscore screenshot.

Gravijah · Oct 12, 2011

who happened to ganons hair

JonnyBrad · Oct 12, 2011

It won't last long...

Anteater · Oct 12, 2011

That's beautiful

Dragon · Oct 12, 2011

I'm surprised Nintendo hasn't gone after the guy for infringing on their rights.

MikeE21286 · Oct 12, 2011

Paging Nintendo legal team, you have some work to do...

EmCeeGramr · Oct 12, 2011

Jocchan · Oct 12, 2011

Gravijah said:
who happened to ganons hair

More next gen.

Thoraxes · Oct 12, 2011

Soon Nintendo will be third party. This is just a test under a false name and all those stories were true!

Jackano · Oct 12, 2011

Isn't there any copyright infringement since they use both Zelda name (kind of) and Link's sprite, and sell it?

Edit: beaten

B_Rik_Schitthaus · Oct 12, 2011

IOS the future of gaming!!!

AbsoluteZero · Oct 12, 2011

Should last about as long as that Mario game did.

Mpl90 · Oct 12, 2011

Gravijah said:
who happened to ganons hair

He lost them for the desperation when he saw how this thing is to play.

Para bailar La Bomba · Oct 12, 2011

Well, that should keep Nintendo's IP attorneys busy for the time being.

Dabanton · Oct 12, 2011

Collectors item

qq more · Oct 12, 2011

Judging by how lazy the game looks, I would not be shocked if that first screenshot was just stolen fan-art.

StoppedInTracks · Oct 12, 2011

Next-gen Link on the first pic looks atrocious.

Princess Skittles · Oct 12, 2011

And yet if your app has a naughty word in it or is deemed "politically incorrect," it'll be rejected.

EmCeeGramr · Oct 12, 2011

Other hits from Audio Attack include:

Hello Kitty Hop

Fast vs. Furious

Purple Dinosaur Jump

MW3 Jump

Gravijah · Oct 12, 2011

qq more said:
Judging by how lazy the game looks, I would not be shocked if that first screenshot was just stolen fan-art.

it is.

Infernal Monkey · Oct 12, 2011

Ahaha, oh dear.

Jockel · Oct 12, 2011

Skyward Sword preorder cancelled.

Krev · Oct 12, 2011

EmCeeGramr said:
Other hits from Audio Attack include:

Hello Kitty Hop

Fast vs. Furious

Purple Dinosaur Jump

MW3 Jump

Haha, oh wow

Davey Cakes · Oct 12, 2011

This is a good opportunity for me to say that I really hate Doodle Jump clones.

qq more · Oct 12, 2011

EmCeeGramr said:
Other hits from Audio Attack include:

Hello Kitty Hop
Fast vs. Furious
Purple Dinosaur Jump
MW3 Jump

MW3 JUMP REVIEWS

"This is a great idea but has alot of bugs first of all add better graphics, a home screen, and leaderboards we can actually SEE! Tgis app has potential "

"Pretty cool just needs enemies to fight!!! Other than that it is fun!! "

VOOK · Oct 12, 2011

Someone call Nintendo's investors, they'll masturbate furiously to this and choke on their on semen.

Jocchan · Oct 12, 2011

EmCeeGramr said:
Other hits from Audio Attack include:

Hello Kitty Hop
http://a5.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/115/Purple/72/af/8a/mzl.jlpuflln.320x480-75.jpg[IMG]

[URL="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fast-vs-furious/id461151447?mt=8"]Fast vs. Furious[/URL]
[IMG]http://a4.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/118/Purple/11/31/79/mzl.wtkzscwf.320x480-75.jpg[IMG]

[URL="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/purple-dinosaur-jump/id456088616?mt=8"]Purple Dinosaur Jump[/URL]
[IMG]http://a5.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/095/Purple/28/50/41/mzl.hynwrerc.320x480-75.jpg[IMG]

[URL="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mw3-jump/id456060107?mt=8"]MW3 Jump[/URL]
[IMG]http://a5.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/073/Purple/3d/48/bd/mzl.vseacriu.320x480-75.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]
Holy shit.

micster · Oct 12, 2011

That Fast vs. Furious icon is also a copy paste of the cover to Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit.

Sho_Nuff82 · Oct 12, 2011

I almost expected Link's sprite to have clipped IGN watermark over one of his legs. What a POS.

SmokyDave · Oct 12, 2011

I really want to buy it to see just how bad the animation is.

B_Rik_Schitthaus said:
IOS the future of gaming!!!

I can smell your fear.

Mzo · Oct 12, 2011

qq more said:
MW3 JUMP REVIEWS

"This is a great idea but has alot of bugs first of all add better graphics, a home screen, and leaderboards we can actually SEE! Tgis app has potential "

"Pretty cool just needs enemies to fight!!! Other than that it is fun!! "

Money in the bank.

Gravijah · Oct 12, 2011

SmokyDave said:
I really want to buy it to see just how bad the animation is.

I can smell your fear.

from the picture, it looks like it doesn't have any animation at all.

qq more · Oct 12, 2011

SmokyDave said:
I really want to buy it to see just how bad the animation is.

I can smell your fear.

It really looks like something straight out of a 13 year old's first Game Maker game using that infamous Platform tutorial as base for the game. But probably worse.

SmokyDave · Oct 12, 2011

Gravijah said:
from the picture, it looks like it doesn't have any animation at all.

That's what I was hoping. I really want to buy it and find out but I don't want to put money in the guys pocket.

Jocchan · Oct 12, 2011

SmokyDave said:
I really want to buy it to see just how bad the animation is.

Considering the screenshot is showing a standing frame in mid-air, I doubt there is any animation at all.

EDIT: late.

sixteen-bit · Oct 12, 2011

pretty shameless

Princess Skittles · Oct 12, 2011

Rash said:
This is a good opportunity for me to say that I really hate Doodle Jump clones.

Pac n'Jump is pretty sweet.

Lord Ghirahim · Oct 12, 2011

qq more said:
Judging by how lazy the game looks, I would not be shocked if that first screenshot was just stolen fan-art.

Yep.

EmCeeGramr · Oct 12, 2011

Jurassic Jump

Bratz Fly

SilverLunar · Oct 12, 2011

Ganondorf is bald...

...OMG future DudeBro Zelda confirmed!?!? :O

EmCeeGramr said:
Other hits from Audio Attack include:

Hello Kitty Hop
http://a5.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/115/Purple/72/af/8a/mzl.jlpuflln.320x480-75.jpg[IMG]

[URL="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fast-vs-furious/id461151447?mt=8"]Fast vs. Furious[/URL]
[IMG]http://a4.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/118/Purple/11/31/79/mzl.wtkzscwf.320x480-75.jpg[IMG]

[URL="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/purple-dinosaur-jump/id456088616?mt=8"]Purple Dinosaur Jump[/URL]
[IMG]http://a5.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/095/Purple/28/50/41/mzl.hynwrerc.320x480-75.jpg[IMG]

[URL="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mw3-jump/id456060107?mt=8"]MW3 Jump[/URL]
[IMG]http://a5.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/073/Purple/3d/48/bd/mzl.vseacriu.320x480-75.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]
Haha wow, can't believe these exist!

Gravijah · Oct 12, 2011

Lord Ghirahim said:
Yep.
http://oi55.tinypic.com/23urls6.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

so like why is the master sword and stuff so small. and who is that yellow fairy.

ymmv · Oct 12, 2011

Jocchan said:
Looks like some guy got you covered... sort of:

Original is here: http://artsammich.deviantart.com/#/d3g4sju

-- Damn, too late ...

Jockel · Oct 12, 2011

iPhone clearly is the superior platform. Nintendo am doomed.

qq more · Oct 12, 2011

I find it hilarious and shocking that there's people who are actually praising these apps in the pages. (I've only found one negative comment and that was towards the Barney game)

Baha · Oct 12, 2011

How the hell did these apps get approved?

EmCeeGramr · Oct 12, 2011

007 Spy Climb

Ultimate WoW Jump

Penguin Climbers

StoppedInTracks · Oct 12, 2011

I can understand Link or The Purple Dinosaur jumping on platforms but the MW3 guy?

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Jocchan · Oct 12, 2011

I love how Jurassic Jump has the Jurassic Park logo.

stuminus3 · Oct 12, 2011

B_Rik_Schitthaus said:
IOS the future of gaming!!!

Oh man, if you like this so much, wait until you see the actual good games that are available on iOS. Your mind will be blown. I'd recommend you try Groove Coaster, but if you're that excited about iOS gaming already then your cock might fall off from all the joy!

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