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EviLore · Feb 28, 2011

System Requirements:
MINIMUM
-486 Intel processor or 100% compatible
-4MB RAM
-MS-DOS 5.0 or higher
-8MB hard drive space
-256-color VGA graphics card
-CD-ROM drive
RECOMMENDED
-486/33MHz
-1MB video card
-Sound Blaster or 100% compatible sound card
-Double-speed CD-ROM drive

EviLore · Feb 28, 2011

Special thanks to Bioware's PR department.

angelfly · Feb 28, 2011

So I get the impression this isn't the new shit

Still day 1 for me

edit: Also nice to see consoles pissing on the master race for a change

mintylurb · Feb 28, 2011

Now this is epic. Great work, evichan!

Neki · Feb 28, 2011

hey, I rolled an archer and Carver still died.

lastplayed · Feb 28, 2011

A[wesome]mazing

Chiggs · Feb 28, 2011

Graphics really are terrible.

All hail Witcher 2.

Shalashaska161 · Feb 28, 2011

Best OT I've ever seen.

Tiduz · Feb 28, 2011

HAHAHAHAHA

spiderman123 · Feb 28, 2011

WHAT AHHAHAHA

Chiggs said:
Graphics really are terrible.

All hail Witcher 2.

doesn't hurt to get both

ClovingWestbrook · Feb 28, 2011

:lol :lol :lol Better than your DA1 OT. Bravo.

Edgeward · Feb 28, 2011

This exceeded my expectations for what I thought the OP would be.

Still day 1 perch.

markot · Feb 28, 2011

lol

whos the guy in the banner?

sublime085 · Feb 28, 2011

definitely looking forward to playing this.

TheOddOne · Feb 28, 2011

EviLore said:

Well... this is just.... wat.

Paznos · Feb 28, 2011

lmao oh man, nice work!

Chiggs · Feb 28, 2011

spiderman123 said:
WHAT AHHAHAHA

doesn't hurt to get both

For sure.

tmacairjordan87 · Feb 28, 2011

Chiggs said:
Graphics really are terrible.

All hail Witcher 2.

Only took 7 posts this time.

Khezu · Feb 28, 2011

Pretty sweet thread.

Is that sabertooth hawke?

DevelopmentArrested · Feb 28, 2011

hahahhhaaha

Mr_Zombie · Feb 28, 2011

You really do hate DA2, don't you?

lastplayed · Feb 28, 2011

Just noticed the system requirements. :lol

EmCeeGramr · Feb 28, 2011

holy shit

tell me, does the game begin with the hero (already a person of minor renown) at their home or otherwise vulnerable place suddenly being attacked due to the actions of a traitor, a mentor figure dying, leading them to accept their destiny and be inducted into a special society, work to convince the unbelieving powers that be of a threat, and recruit a team of multiracial allies and factions to stop the conspiracy of Lord Traitor to unleash Ultimate Evil?

spiderman123 · Feb 28, 2011

markot said:
lol

whos the guy in the banner?

that what I'm wondering HAHA

soultron · Feb 28, 2011

Holy shit @ re-rolling mage part.

Also, the specs killed me.

Snuggles · Feb 28, 2011

Pretty good, but I liked the Origins thread better.

So I guess this comes out pretty soon, then. I'm still unsure if I should get it.

Chiggs · Feb 28, 2011

tmacairjordan87 said:
Only took 7 posts this time.

I wasn't nearly quick enough.

disappeared · Feb 28, 2011

I was hoping you had the lockdown for this OT.

Flawless.

Vagabundo · Feb 28, 2011

I think I'll lurk around this thread for a while - it will probably be more fun than the actual game!!

markatisu · Feb 28, 2011

Still Day 1 for me, but omg I love the OP lol

486 and SVGA ha ha

Dog Problems · Feb 28, 2011

Awesome OT.

Pancakes · Feb 28, 2011

Oh god, the system specs lol.

This thread is amazing.

Rahxephon91 · Feb 28, 2011

And were off to a great start. Going to be great. Can't wait till this comes out.

suzu · Feb 28, 2011

lol at everything. Are those quotes for real?

Hmm, I think I'm going to roll mage.

Ashodin · Feb 28, 2011

Absolutely fantastic. I saw this from the past, and I still bought the game in the future. Which only leaves the present.

Onion_Relish · Feb 28, 2011

JamesFrancoEatingInADinerWhileHostingTheOscars.jpg

this thread is.... so good.

It's a real shame they took such a dramatic departure from the original games. It went from being a really good baldurs gate rip off to a really bad demons souls / witcher ripoff. We will just have to wait and see if the reviewers are as excited as Jerry is.

spiderman123 · Feb 28, 2011

EmCeeGramr said:
holy shit

tell me, does the game begin with the hero (already a person of minor renown) at their home or otherwise vulnerable place suddenly being attacked due to the actions of a traitor, a mentor figure dying, leading them to accept their destiny and be inducted into a special society, work to convince the unbelieving powers that be of a threat, and recruit a team of multiracial allies and factions to stop the conspiracy of Lord Traitor to unleash Ultimate Evil?

:O! Are you a clairvoyant?

charsace · Feb 28, 2011

markot said:
lol

whos the guy in the banner?

Liev as sabertooth from the wolverine movie.

markatisu said:
Still Day 1 for me, but omg I love the OP lol

486 and SVGA ha ha

Wrong. Its VGA that's the min not SVGA.

subversus · Feb 28, 2011

epic.

HK-47 · Feb 28, 2011

I applaud the masterful OP

Aon · Feb 28, 2011

Really funny, good work

iavi · Feb 28, 2011

My excitement, you will not dampen it with your repeated attempts of trickery!

You got me with that opening pic though, I'm not even going to lie, haha.

Edit:

Oh god, I hadn't even looked at the rest of it. I'm drooling here.

Alastor · Feb 28, 2011

RECOMMENDED
-486/33MHz
-1MB video card
-Sound Blaster or 100% compatible sound card
-Double-speed CD-ROM drive

Fuck yeah, I'll play this bitch MAXED OUT

TO THE MAX

!

Ratrat · Feb 28, 2011

Amazing OT.

Rflagg · Feb 28, 2011

This just might be the single best OT for all of time nice work. The specs are awesome,but the meta critic might have been my favorite touch.

Sabertooth Hawke

is a nice bit of subtle humor.

MrTroubleMaker · Feb 28, 2011

lol

thanks

nib95 · Feb 28, 2011

Lol...wow....what an OP. Is the game going to actually be any god though?

Nirolak · Feb 28, 2011

EviLore said:
System Requirements:
MINIMUM
-486 Intel processor or 100% compatible
-4MB RAM
-MS-DOS 5.0 or higher
-8MB hard drive space
-256-color VGA graphics card
-CD-ROM drive
RECOMMENDED
-486/33MHz
-1MB video card
-Sound Blaster or 100% compatible sound card
-Double-speed CD-ROM drive

Dammit, I need an upgrade. : (

RustyNails · Feb 28, 2011

This is single-handedly the greatest gaming OT of all time!

ShdwDrake · Feb 28, 2011

OP is amazing! Bravo!

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