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Goldrusher · Jun 15, 2007

What the **** is that thing ?

(Photoshop by aztrex (he only added a resized Geri))

More pics:

And even more:

8o

John Dunbar · Jun 15, 2007

Anyone looks big next to that rat of a dog.

maynerd · Jun 15, 2007

She's pretty small regardless...and HOT

RubxQub · Jun 15, 2007

Why does that dog kick so much ass?

starchild excalibur · Jun 15, 2007

John Dunbar said:
Anyone looks big next to that rat of a dog.

Geri isn't THAT unnattractive

Cornballer · Jun 15, 2007

He looks like Dragon from Arrested D.

cubicle47b · Jun 15, 2007

th_91989_geri-halliwell-giant-trainer-07_122_1106lo.jpg

I love this picture but I'm not sure why.

Mama Smurf · Jun 15, 2007

Did anyone else see pics of her at her child's christening a while ago? She looked gorgeous, I couldn't believe it, I've never fancied her.

Patrick Bateman · Jun 15, 2007

Rob Dyrdek's bodyguard Big Black is bigger.

TemplaerDude · Jun 15, 2007

he's wearing my shorts!

starchild excalibur · Jun 15, 2007

Klaxon said:
Rob Dyrdek's bodyguard Big Black is bigger.

I dunno, man. Rob is also a pretty short dude, so it's gonna make Black seem bigger than normal. At the very least, BB definitely seems to have more charm than this robot.

John Dunbar · Jun 15, 2007

Klaxon said:
Rob Dyrdek's bodyguard Big Black is bigger.

I wanted to see him, so I made the mistake of typing "Big Black" on Google's Image Search.

Kintaro · Jun 15, 2007

Why...does this person need a bodyguard again?

LuCkymoON · Jun 15, 2007

lol I keep thinking about her cover of the song "It's Raining Men"
That dude has got to be hittin that.

BigGreenMat · Jun 15, 2007

He is pretty jacked, but he isn't that big. Only 6'2 or so.

DarkMage619 · Jun 15, 2007

Is she still famous? She is from the Spice Girls right? Are they still popular?

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fmcato · Jun 15, 2007

That's the second biggest bodyguard I've ever seen!

Patrick Bateman · Jun 15, 2007

John Dunbar said:
I wanted to see him, so I made the mistake of typing "Big Black" on Google's Image Search.

Me too. I had to tip in "Rob Dyrdek Big Black" in order not become flooded by porn-pictures.

Rorschach · Jun 15, 2007

DarkMage619 said:
the Dark One

:lol :lol :lol

djkimothy · Jun 15, 2007

She has a wicked body!

What spice was she?

Rorschach · Jun 15, 2007

djkimothy said:
What spice was she?

Apparently, "Old."

valkillmore · Jun 15, 2007

djkimothy said:
She has a wicked body!

What spice was she?

Chubby Spice.

jooey · Jun 15, 2007

maynerd said:
She's pretty small regardless...and HOT

GILF

Killthee · Jun 15, 2007

Kintaro said:
Why...does this person need a bodyguard again?

I heard he was her personal trainer, not her bodyguard.

taku · Jun 15, 2007

:lol aww, look at the cute dog! oh my god look at the expression..! *melts*

valkillmore · Jun 15, 2007

Kevtones · Jun 15, 2007

Geri is bangin' and that dude is probably about to eat that dog. One bite, three chews.

the Dark One

valkillmore · Jun 15, 2007

Kevtones said:
Geri is bangin' and that dude is probably about to eat that dog. One bite, three chews.

the Dark One

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol New NeoGAF Meme confirmed!

RumFore · Jun 15, 2007

It looks like the dog is being choked.

Roders5 · Jun 15, 2007

DarkMage619 said:
the Dark One

Would you GTFO with that shit

taku · Jun 15, 2007

bionic77 · Jun 15, 2007

BigGreenMat said:
He is pretty jacked, but he isn't that big. Only 6'2 or so.

If he is 6'2" that would make her like 4 feet tall. He is definitely taller than 6'2"

And and in addition to having a giant bodyguard she also has giant fake boobers.

DarkJediKnight · Jun 15, 2007

Geri is 5'2. Looking at the pics, he's around 6'4-6'5 Maximum. Definately not in the 6'6 and up range.

rezuth · Jun 15, 2007

So Gears of War is based on real people :lol

valkillmore · Jun 15, 2007

DarkJediKnight · Jun 15, 2007

rezuth said:
So Gears of War is based on real people :lol

That's Marcus Fenix right there. Possibly Kratos as well, although this guy is a pretty convincing Marcus and Kratos.

Archer · Jun 15, 2007

Goldrusher said:
What the **** is that thing ?

(Photoshop by aztrex (he only added a resized Geri))

More pics:

And even more:

8o

Probably a big dick for hire.

Wes · Jun 15, 2007

taku said:

:lol :lol that's nicely done

Tamanon · Jun 15, 2007

Dude's a tad larger than most.

The Dark One

Spanish for timedog

Stealth Editor · Jun 15, 2007

Who the hell would want to approach Geri Halliwell?

MrSardonic · Jun 16, 2007

People like that aren't bodyguards, they are human "fuck off" signs.

OmniGamer · Jun 16, 2007

Nice muscular calves on him[/legman]

starchild excalibur · Jun 16, 2007

bionic77 said:
If he is 6'2" that would make her like 4 feet tall. He is definitely taller than 6'2"

And and in addition to having a giant bodyguard she also has giant fake boobers.

Nah, Geri could be about 5'2/5'3 and it'd work out. He may be taller than 6'2", but probably not by much. He's definitely not as talll as the average pro basketball player.

Terrell · Jun 16, 2007

OmniGamer said:
Nice muscular calves on him[/legman]

Oh yeah... I'd totally tap that ass, too.

Kintaco · Jun 16, 2007

WTF is wrong with her nose? Does it look freakin' weird to anyone else or is it just me?

Beezy · Jun 16, 2007

DarkJediKnight said:
That's Marcus Fenix right there. Possibly Kratos as well, although this guy is a pretty convincing Marcus and Kratos.

The veins in his arms are ****ing disgusting.

Jamesfrom818 · Jun 16, 2007

DarkJediKnight said:
That's Marcus Fenix right there. Possibly Kratos as well, although this guy is a pretty convincing Marcus and Kratos.

When did Lou Diamond Phillips get so big and buff?

Papi · Jun 16, 2007

I'd fight him.

fallengorn · Jun 16, 2007

aztrex said:

Needs more Wander...

Smiles and Cries · Jun 16, 2007

:lol :lol this thread delivers

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