Think about the last live action blockbuster you went to that was 90 minutes long.
Most live action blockbuster films are an hour too long.
Think about the last live action blockbuster you went to that was 90 minutes long.
Its just the 1st book right?
Most live action blockbuster films are an hour too long.
Looking at all movies released, it's actually pretty true even now and has been for a long time:
http://spartanideas.msu.edu/2014/01/25/movies-arent-actually-much-longer-than-they-used-to-be/
(Specifically the last chart that looks at all releases)
I like a lot of short movies, and a lot of them are on that list. That being said most of those are smaller self contained stories with many of them being comedies or animated flicks.
Dark Tower doesn't exactly share many similarities. It's already a well established world with a shit ton going on.
You said that there "was a time not long ago where most movies were in the 90 range".
The paper you posted from Michigan State University doesn't answer this question.
Most films in the forties and fifties were 90 minutes long. Is what you were referencing when you said "not long ago", the 1950's?
Seven books. Dozens of characters. Multiple worlds. Interwoven story lines. Time traveling. Alternate realities.
In 90 minutes.
This is gonna fucking suck.
No matter how much effort they put into the film, it's not going to satisfy anyone anyway. Dark Tower is too much of King being stuck up his own ass wanting a multiverse to link all his works so he can masturbate over them over and over.
Should have just done a 3 hour adaptation of Wizard and the Glass and called it a day. Amirite?
If you don't go into it expecting a retelling of the books, it could work.
If you go into it expecting the books to be played out as written, you may as well not bother going to see it.
I say this for just about ever movie adaptation there is anymore. Try to watch it for what it is and suppress any comparisons you may have. It may STILL SUCK, but at least judge it on it's own.
Moreover they are still planning the TV series. Not everything is crammed into this movie. People should want this to succeed so that we can get Sony Television guys, people who actually know what they are doing, to produce proper TV series to flush out the story.Funnily enough that's why I think it's an acceptable running time. Those other films need to contain all the character building and story arcs within their running time. The Dark Tower is set up as the first part of a franchise so it can leave questions unanswered and corners of the world unfilled.
Still think it was a bad idea to do a movie in the first place.
Could have definitely been a mini series and called it a day.
People are weird. We have people complaining that it's only 94mins long and we have people cheering that it's only 94mins long.
It could be the best 94mins captured on film of all time or it could be the worst 94mins captured on film of all time or anything in between.
I don't see how you can be happy or sad simply about a runtime.
That last graph shows the mean for all films released. It's hovered at around 90 minutes since the 50's, with the mean actually below 90 today.
There was a time not long ago where most movies were in the 90 range.
It's never, ever a good sign when a movie is that short, especially if it's not a comedy.
It's never, ever a good sign when a movie is that short, especially if it's not a comedy.
Dunkirk is only 13 minutes longer though!
So when you posted..,
What you were referring to wasn't the actual length of films but rather the average feature film length for all feature films in the IMDB database between 1906 and 2013 as taken from a Michigan State University paper?
Whiplash. Not a comedy. 106 with credits. One of best movies of this decade. What the hell are you talking about?It's never, ever a good sign when a movie is that short, especially if it's not a comedy.
It's never, ever a good sign when a movie is that short, especially if it's not a comedy.
This movie is going to be an epic bomb.
That's not me..., .
Yep, critically and commercially. Is August still known as the shitty release month?
Yep, critically and commercially. Is August still known as the shitty release month?
Whiplash. Not a comedy. 106 with credits. One of best movies of this decade. What the hell are you talking about?
Funnily enough that's why I think it's an acceptable running time. Those other films need to contain all the character building and story arcs within their running time. The Dark Tower is set up as the first part of a franchise so it can leave questions unanswered and corners of the world unfilled.
This movie is not 90 either.106 is not 90. But anyway, I'm taking about stuff like this this.
Movies with troubled productions that end up with a 90 minute runtime have a certain stench around them.
Yep! As I said previously Horror and Comedy are the two genres can that can typically handle such a short runtime.
In fact I challenge any GAFer to name the last film in this genre that had runtime of equivalent or less that was any good.
No matter how much effort they put into the film, it's not going to satisfy anyone anyway. Dark Tower is too much of King being stuck up his own ass wanting a multiverse to link all his works so he can masturbate over them over and over.
Should have just done a 3 hour adaptation of Wizard and the Glass and called it a day. Amirite?
No matter how much effort they put into the film, it's not going to satisfy anyone anyway. Dark Tower is too much of King being stuck up his own ass wanting a multiverse to link all his works so he can masturbate over them over and over.
Should have just done a 3 hour adaptation of Wizard and the Glass and called it a day. Amirite?