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DOA X2 (X360) Famitsu scans

Frenck

Banned
So where are the volleyball matches, the jet ski's?

You know, the GAMEPLAY stuff.

60 $ screen savers ftl

EDIT:

I actually bought the first game because I was searching for a party game. I've seen the 9.0 score on IGN and I love DoA and Ninja Gaiden, what could possibly go wrong?

Sad facts:

- I was able to play through the game without winning a single match
- The best thing about this game is the analog button pool minigame
- The music sucks your brain out of your ears
- If you close your eyes (and you'll want to) while playing the game it sounds like porn
- That's when you realize that you should bury the game somewhere in your garden where NOBODY is ever going to find it
 
This game desperately needs a simplified beat 'em up sequence at the end of the vacation where enemy ninjas storm the island, forcing all of the girls to kick some ninja ass in bikinis. Slow motion 3D shots of the girls bosoms bouncing after each takedown is a must. It'd be similar in structure to Konami's old Boot Camp arcade game, where minigame events are played until the end where you put your skills to the test in an explosive finale. Play it up B-movie style.
 
Gaijin To Ronin said:
Correct me if I´m wrong, "asking myself" is no the same than saying "I wonder"?

That's fine yeah lol.

If I'd have known that english wasn't your first I wouldn't have made a silly comment :p

Neo_Dasus said:
Which is why this game was made.

They should have made the women look like women and not dolls then :'(
 
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Acosta

Member
If 360's controller had motion control, you could rub oil on them.

hahah, that would be a great idea, but I think that would be on the edge of what is "acceptable". Itagaki would cut your head if you touch his "daughters"
 

Neo_Dasus

Member
Fallofmart said:
That's fine yeah lol.

If I'd have known that english wasn't your first I wouldn't have made a silly comment :p



They should have made the women look like women and not dolls then :'(


Dolls are attractive because they lack personality and free will, simply put, "Your ****toy"


EDIT: Men love women who they can take advantage of
 

Skilotonn

xbot xbot xbot xbot xbot
Tanlines eh?

Used to hate them years ago, but Brasilian women have shown me the light that tanlines are okay... heh heh... but really, it's a nice touch that just seems natural that no one hasn't done before, like the independant boobie physics! :)

Team Ninja being the texture and polygon gods that they are, make these pics look almost CGI as usual - nice...

Really wanna see how the jet skiing will be too...
 

Acosta

Member
If I'd have known that english wasn't your first I wouldn't have made a silly comment :p

hehe, well, you know now ;) (but I´m a little sad on this, I thought my english was good enough to write few sentence in a right way).
 

jett

D-Member
Dunpeal said:
So....who would fund a game like this? What market would like a game like this?

I don't get it...

DOAX was the best or second best selling XBOX title in Japan...lol.
 
This game will be awesome. I hope they announce the tracklisting soon.

It's nice that games like this get made. Gotta get prepped for the anal-raping hardness that Ninja Gaiden 2 will deliver.

DoA X hate always gets a :lol out of me.
 

D2M15

DAFFY DEUS EGGS
My god, wishes do come true.

Eveningwear, more accessories and makeup and it'll be four for four.
 

Pimpbaa

Member
This will make me buy a 360. Sometimes tanlines can be sexy, although not the kind they show in these shots. Still a really cool effect tho.
 

Ryuukan

Member
I'll be buying this too at release. In person as well, I don't understand the fear some people here have about buying certain games in store. I guess being mentioned on the myspace page of some gamestop clerk is too threatening for some...
 

thetrin

Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
duckroll said:
Simulation of tanlines = awesome, improved Gravia mode = yum, new areas look great. +1 Sale.

Oh god duck, I really hope your sarcasm is so subtle that it sounds like geniune excitement. -_-
 
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