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DarkPanda · May 24, 2011

I came for the promised NSFW and was disappointed, but stayed for the sexy man-pics. GAF saves another pointless thread!

On topic: It's actually quite realistic for two attractive people to spend time together and not end up having sex. Despite what the media would tell you, platonic relationships do exist. Besides, IMO any kind of overt romance or sex would be completely out of place in an RE game.

kyo_daikun · May 24, 2011

BlazingDarkness said:
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhtdxjVKU71qhive8o1_500.jpg
This doin' anythin' for ya?

Oh god my eyes

Parallax Scroll · May 24, 2011

Wesker probably nailed Jill. And Ada.

ULTROS! · May 24, 2011

Needs more Chris X Wesker fanart.

Chinner · May 24, 2011

pretty accurate picture of Jill here. I would image link it because I don't think it's that bad but E3 is soon and I don't want to be banned lol.

Dahbomb · May 24, 2011

ULTROS! said:
Needs more Chris X Wesker fanart.

Complete global saturation.

Chinner · May 24, 2011

Dahbomb said:
Complete global saturation.

ULTROS! · May 24, 2011

Why does Chris have a cleavage in the Merry Xmas 2009 pic...

ProtoCents · May 24, 2011

Someone lock this thread.

tiff · May 24, 2011

ProtoCents said:
Someone sticky this thread.

.

Speedymanic · May 24, 2011

I'm surprised there's not more Barry/Jill fan art.

Parallax Scroll · May 24, 2011

Chinner said:

This is a strange picture.

USD · May 24, 2011

Chinner said:

This one is kind of hot.

Dahbomb · May 24, 2011

Those hands are fucking HUGE in that Xmas pic.

Now I wanna see some RE girl on girl action.

Cartman86 · May 24, 2011

fernoca said:
I wouldn't mind..

What's with the veins in the pubic area? Is that a gay turn on sort of thing?

Chinner · May 24, 2011

Shapingo · May 24, 2011

This thread is turning into that locked Mass Effect one.

mattynunchucks · May 24, 2011

DarkPanda said:
I came for the promised NSFW and was disappointed, but stayed for the sexy man-pics. GAF saves another pointless thread!

On topic: It's actually quite realistic for two attractive people to spend time together and not end up having sex. Despite what the media would tell you, platonic relationships do exist. Besides, IMO any kind of overt romance or sex would be completely out of place in an RE game.

The only NSFW in this thread is No Saturation For Wesker.

Dahbomb · May 24, 2011

Man that Sheva fan art is FUGLY. :/

Shadow780 · May 24, 2011

This thread

.la1n · May 24, 2011

Oh god what have I just walked into. Must run away from GAF.

Codeblue · May 24, 2011

It must be one person drawing all of these.

There is no way more than one person would spend hours drawing terrible RE fan art...Right?

daffy · May 24, 2011

Ezalc · May 24, 2011

OP the response to Leon is simple. Bitches want Leon, because he's Leon S. fucking Kennedy. Leon don't want bitches, because bitches who throw themselves at him aren't enough for Leon S. Fucking Kennedy. It's simple. Also, awesome jackets.

Finally I think that the Mario series wins. When will Luigi fuck Daisy? I MEAN C'MON YOU TELLING ME THEY NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT WHEN THEY'RE SURROUNDED BY GOOMBAS?!

theMrCravens · May 24, 2011

Thanks for the laugh guys.

Hope this doesn't get locked.

Dahbomb · May 24, 2011

That Jill Valentine pic looks like a dude. WTF it's creeping the hell out of me. :/

â Narayan · May 24, 2011

In before the lock.

disappeared · May 24, 2011

Some days, it's nice to be unemployed and have non-stop access to GAF.

Some days, there are threads like this.

Ezalc · May 24, 2011

mrklaw said:
really? I'd have thought that would be fairly normal. Unless one of them was Brazilian, they'd be doing their jobs.

The fuck is this supposed to mean?

How About No · May 24, 2011

A few years ago, I had the misfortune of image googling "Resident Evil 2" (not even with SafeSearch off), and the first page of results showed a hentai doujin of Claire getting violated by a Licker. Since it was a hentai doujin, I think she started enjoying it at the end. Even worse, I think I was using the schools computer.

I was horrified someone would ever draw this crap.

I was scarred for life, and never looked at Resident Evil the same way.

xelios · May 24, 2011

Chinner said:

Someone is clueless about proportion.

USD said:
This one is kind of hot.

Eh. Looks kinda like rape, not my thing.

How About No · May 24, 2011

xelios said:
Someone is clueless about proportion.

Yeah his shoulders should be like 3x wider than that

And why does he have breasts

Oh and

You know it's sad the only characters getting it on in this series were siblings. And even they got blue-balled after 15 years of separation!

Beardz · May 24, 2011

Thread got from stupid, to funny, to creepy, to gtfo.

Archer · May 24, 2011

NotTheGuyYouKill · May 24, 2011

This thread is bad and you should all feel bad!

fernoca · May 24, 2011

Cartman86 said:
What's with the veins in the pubic area? Is that a gay turn on sort of thing?

Veins = gay turn on?

More like veins = too much workout
It's a picture of some (real) guy and someone just 'shopped Chris' face on him.

FantasticMrFoxdie · May 24, 2011

Most disappointing thread in awhile.

Had so much potential.

EDIT: To make things even worse turn the Mature Content Filter off here at DeviantArt. lmfao.

BlazingDarkness · May 24, 2011

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
This thread is bad and you should all feel bad!

I feel somethin'!

In my pants

EraldoCoil · May 24, 2011

Chinner said:

Sigh.....

Would.

yes, it has come to this....

EmCeeGramr · May 24, 2011

Chinner said:

.

Triple Da G.O.D! · May 24, 2011

EraldoCoil said:
Sigh.....

Would.

yes, it has come to this....

Agreed. Stopped having standards a long time ago.

xelios · May 24, 2011

Cartman86 said:
What's with the veins in the pubic area? Is that a gay turn on sort of thing?

Very low body fat %. And sure, we're all attracted to the same thing. That's what the mesh shirt is for as well; it's like a beacon calling all gays.

Mr_Zombie · May 24, 2011

FantasticMrFoxdie said:
EDIT: To make things even worse turn the Mature Content Filter off here at DeviantArt. lmfao.

Try searching for "Jill Valentine", I dare you...

rvy · May 24, 2011

NIN90 said:
They even modeled her vagina..

What?!

Combichristoffersen · May 24, 2011

Chinner said:

Even zombies know AC/DC are awesome

And this thread is going places

Sullen · May 24, 2011

This is quickly going the way of the Krogan Anus thread.

mrklaw · May 24, 2011

Ezalc said:
The fuck is this supposed to mean?

OT post about Brazilian woman wanking off at work. Normally people don't have sex on the job

BlazingDarkness · May 24, 2011

Sullen said:
This is quickly going the way of the Krogan Anus thread.

I won't be happy 'til I see Chris Redfield asshole

Chinner · May 24, 2011

Sullen said:
This is quickly going the way of the Krogan Anus thread.

are you somehow implying you want to see zombie anus? you monster.

Risk Breaker · May 24, 2011

Mr_Zombie said:
Try searching for "Jill Valentine", I dare you...

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