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Cute Dragon Here · Jan 23, 2013

Lately I feel like being a Chespin for some reason. Maybe it's because I can't resist being adorable or something, right? It makes me wanna Chespin, even if only for a day.

That said, if you could be any Pokémon you like, what you'd want to be?

Smellycat · Jan 23, 2013

The event

GulAtiCa · Jan 23, 2013

Eevee.

clay_ghost · Jan 23, 2013

MissingNo

Ditto (lol)

noffles · Jan 23, 2013

Garbodor.

JeffGrubb · Jan 23, 2013

I'd want to be a Jigglypuff so I could fuck other Jigglypuffs.

blame space · Jan 23, 2013

no never

Can Crusher · Jan 23, 2013

Is this shit for real? You wanna be a fucking pokemon?

Be carried around in little pokeballs and shit?

....

Sorian · Jan 23, 2013

Mew because the little guy brings chaos wherever he goes.

Valnen · Jan 23, 2013

Pretty sure every kid wanted to be Mewtwo after the movie.

Tricky I Shadow · Jan 23, 2013

What in the world?

SovanJedi · Jan 23, 2013

Why did I expect this to be a Boss Doggie thread?

el retorno · Jan 23, 2013

No. Thought has never ever crossed my mind.
This seems a bit weird too.

partyphone · Jan 23, 2013

do you guys think there are pokemon that actually want to be digimon?

GameCenterXDS · Jan 23, 2013

I think we all have a little of Snorlax in us at times ^_^

shinobi602 · Jan 23, 2013

Grakl · Jan 23, 2013

I'd rather be a dragon.

snoopeasystreet · Jan 23, 2013

Yesterday we had Halo fan fiction. Today it's Pokefurries. Gaf has been weird lately.

I call Munchlax

Kacho · Jan 23, 2013

lol wut

Hot Coldman · Jan 23, 2013

Smellycat said:
The event

This must have happened by now, surely.

ohlawd · Jan 23, 2013

I want to be a Tropius pt 1
I want to be a Tropius pt 2

Takao · Jan 23, 2013

No, I am not an Otakuin or however that's spelled.

QP3 · Jan 23, 2013

Have Pokemon? Yes. Be a Pokemon? No.

G.O.O. · Jan 23, 2013

Magikarp.

NekoFever · Jan 23, 2013

Smellycat said:
The event

Haha. Is that site still around?

partyphone · Jan 23, 2013

oh wait. I want to be the one that looks like an angry vagina:

The_Darkest_Red · Jan 23, 2013

Grakl said:
I'd rather be a dragon.

Haha, this is immediately what I thought of when I saw this thread.

FloatOn · Jan 23, 2013

Can Crusher said:
Is this shit for real?

my sentiments exactly.

Busaiku · Jan 23, 2013

It's come to this now.

Santiako · Jan 23, 2013

Boss Doggie · Jan 23, 2013

Braviary.

Because fuck yeah, it's a he-man Pokemon species with "tests of manliness" and shit

CloudWolf · Jan 23, 2013

No, I prefer not being locked in a small ball.

Watch Da Birdie · Jan 23, 2013

Probably a Fire-Fighting type.

Box of Bunnies · Jan 23, 2013

Everyone's too busy wanting to be Cynthia to want to be a Pokemon

Grakl · Jan 23, 2013

The_Darkest_Red said:
Haha, this is immediately what I thought of when I saw this thread.

Yep, haha. Same OP as well.

GSR · Jan 23, 2013

Grakl said:
I'd rather be a dragon.

Yyyyep, it's the same guy.

Also, yeah, I think I'm good being human.

Takao · Jan 23, 2013

SovanJedi said:
Why did I expect this to be a Boss Doggie thread?

Ookami-kun would rather be a Digimon.

But I also thought this would be his thread.

ShmeebAlina · Jan 23, 2013

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was...

JDSN · Jan 23, 2013

I hear Kotaku is hiring, you should totally apply for a writing job.

ffdgh · Jan 23, 2013

Hmm can't say I have no.

stuminus3 · Jan 23, 2013

Brings a whole new meaning to "let me show you my Pokemans".

Avallon · Jan 23, 2013

You've got some odd sexual desires, don't you?

Cute Dragon Here · Jan 23, 2013

Grakl said:
Yep, haha. Same OP as well.

GSR said:
Yyyyep, it's the same guy.

Also, yeah, I think I'm good being human.

I think I'm a bit crazy when it comes to things like this.

Rollo Lawson · Jan 23, 2013

I think I've spent enough time living in a ball...

SteveWD40 · Jan 23, 2013

Forkball · Jan 23, 2013

Nintendo Direct must have fried some brain cells.

But Lugia.

Rainbow In The Dark · Jan 23, 2013

I remember a similar thread, but with dragons. What's wrong with people?
Edit: But if I had to choose, then Charizard.

Dorimukyasuto · Jan 23, 2013

G.O.O. said:
Magikarp.

When any dragon type Pokemon mates with a Gyarados the offspring is a Magikarp. That's why there are so many of them.

I just made this up but it makes sense kinda

Nimajneb · Jan 23, 2013

Permanently? I'd have to go with Scrafty or Lucario. I can't live without hands and pants.

lethial · Jan 23, 2013

Fuck you're weird.

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