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Can Brock Lesnar Beat Entire U.S. Navy Seals
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NovemberMike
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I know, it's a lot of fun.canova said:
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Um, he's probably right. The Navy Seals aren't masters of unarmed combat, they are mostly trained in armed combat.spetz said:
My guess is that most people have a fictionalized superhero image of the Seals that doesn't actually exist.
Chinner said:
Depends on how close to each otherthey start. Weightlifters (and Lesnar looks like he could squat quite a bit) make excellent sprinters. For 15 metres or so. Then they´re either exhausted or trip because their upper bodies are too heavy for easy co-ordination. :lol
Okay, not actually falling, but their main advantage is indeed the starting phase. All that Schnellkraft (fast strenght? power?) gets them going quickly, but they´re too heavy for top speed.
So Bear should hope he´s safely away before thinking about running away.
But a fight between a guy named Bear and an ogre with a sword tattoed on his belly would indeed be glorious.
TheRagnCajun said:
There are absolutely guys in the special forces that could defeat some pro MMA fighters, and several guys have gone from special forces positions to becoming capable MMA fighters, even doing both at the same time. Being a pro MMA fighter doesn't make you impervious to harm from people who aren't pro MMA fighters.
In the OP's scenario, though, we're talking about a specific MMA fighter who has an immense size and strength advantage over his proposed opponents as well as being one of the more dangerous guys in the sport.
WickedAngel
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This seems like one of those Superman Vs. Mighty Mouse threads.
EYEL1NER
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bigtroyjon said:
Kinda sounds like that was the question. Poorly worded from the OP I guess...
While I do think the SEALS are a bit over-hyped, it's a bit rediculous to say there is not one of them that could hang with or even beat Brock Lesnar. As many SEALS as there are? C'mon...
My squadron is filled with some glorified paper pushers and desk jockeys and there are guys who weigh 260+ and whose deadlift, bench, squat, and press would embarass a lot of MMA fighters.
Now, an MMA fighter, like Brock, has more fighting experience than the average SEAL and that could decide the battle, but there are definitly SEALS who can match Brock's strength and size. I'd wager a guess that there are more than a few that could stand up and bang with Lesnar.
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
How the Hell did this thread get so long?
chaostrophy
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mclem said:
Speaking of which, a lot of the people in this thread sound like Durmott Fictel. I'm imagining some of the posts read in his voice...
SapientWolf
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In the ring, Brock. If they told a Seal to take Brock out with no weapons I'm sure there is someone out there that could do the job. But it's not really a fair fight in that scenario.
Choke on the Magic
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Brock Lesnar? No. Brock Sampson? Hell yes.
Peace.
Peace.
The Frankman
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A better situation is Brock Lesnar vs. Gator-Suplexing Batman.
Freshmaker
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You're absolutely right.spetz said:
Anerythristic
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My father is a vet. and while not a SEAL was special forces. It not really a fight, they would try to kill or severly incapacitate the person as quickly as possible.
Its a different world. the SEAL would try to do something like collapse his trachea or literally rip an eye out, something like that. They are not trained fighters they are trained killers.
If a SEAL was in a regualr street fight under the law of the land (doesn't want to go to jail) he would just throw punches like any other guy the MMA fighter wins.
Its a different world. the SEAL would try to do something like collapse his trachea or literally rip an eye out, something like that. They are not trained fighters they are trained killers.
If a SEAL was in a regualr street fight under the law of the land (doesn't want to go to jail) he would just throw punches like any other guy the MMA fighter wins.
Any Navy Seal should be able to beat Brock Lesnar provided that the fight took place in outer space. Brock would suffer from radiation burns more rapidly than a Navy Seal due to his immense width, which increases the surface area for solar bombardment when angled perpendicular to the path of radiation. Further, while either combatant would be able to use the other as a shield and hide in the shadow, Brock would probably be unable to hide his entire mass behind another person, while the Navy Seal could likely fit into Brock's shadow.
Ergo vis-a-vis, Brock would lose in outer space.
Ergo vis-a-vis, Brock would lose in outer space.
Byakuya769
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Captain America or Batman?
Byakuya769
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Binabik15 said:
Yea but that series was bull shit.. Namor getting beat by Aquaman.. ridiculous.
"God's Beard!"
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Could Fedor take on the USS Winston Churchill? And I don't mean the crew.
PowersOfTen
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DanteFox said:
Prime Tyson (before he went to jail) after training his ground game for at least a year? Probably, the guy was a beast.
Special Armed Forces usually imply a lack of rules not a set of standards a former wrestler or mma fighter would have to abide by. Logistically brock and every other bad ass wannabe on this planet can't touch people who basically live to kill in the name of their country. I'd love to be proven wrong so set something up soon.
The whole Navy Seals are trained to kill thing is hilarious.
They're trained to kill, yes, but primarily with weapons.
The suggestion that because they have somehow been given pointers on how to permanently disable a man in hand to hand, gives them some sort of special agility and skill that would allow them to avoid a highly trained and conditioned MMA fighter and allow them to initiate their killing blow is absurd to the point of been ludicrous.
I'm sure they could probably have a good chance if the MMA fighter was unaware with his back turned... but upfront, face to face... the special forces guy knows better than to engage a 300lb muscled and highly trained fighter without a weapon.
It's like these mouth breathers think that because MMA fighters don't repeatedly train to block claw grabs to their necks or crotch or nipples (or however you'd imagine a special forces guy killing a man in full frontal combat), that they can't do it.
They're trained to kill, yes, but primarily with weapons.
The suggestion that because they have somehow been given pointers on how to permanently disable a man in hand to hand, gives them some sort of special agility and skill that would allow them to avoid a highly trained and conditioned MMA fighter and allow them to initiate their killing blow is absurd to the point of been ludicrous.
I'm sure they could probably have a good chance if the MMA fighter was unaware with his back turned... but upfront, face to face... the special forces guy knows better than to engage a 300lb muscled and highly trained fighter without a weapon.
It's like these mouth breathers think that because MMA fighters don't repeatedly train to block claw grabs to their necks or crotch or nipples (or however you'd imagine a special forces guy killing a man in full frontal combat), that they can't do it.
PowersOfTen
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X26 said:
care to elaborate?
This is something that I would argue about with a friend when I was 12 years old. This thread is very, very stupid.
I'll bite anyway... I heard that during some part of the Seals training, they are required to be drowned/water boarded/etc. Ya know, the kind of stuff that would probably put a lot of hair on your peaches. Basically, the type of shit that would make Brock Lesnar curl up and cry.
Wow. I feel really strange even posting in this thread.
I'll bite anyway... I heard that during some part of the Seals training, they are required to be drowned/water boarded/etc. Ya know, the kind of stuff that would probably put a lot of hair on your peaches. Basically, the type of shit that would make Brock Lesnar curl up and cry.
Wow. I feel really strange even posting in this thread.
ElectricBlue187
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ZephyrFate said:
mostly this one.
layzie1989
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meh, im pretty sure i could take out brock lesnar with one punch
they do that so they can resist talking just in case they are captured and tortured. that kinda training would not make them somehow be able to take on a 300lb guy with insane power. you can't really train on how to take a powerful punch to the face. well you can train but you aren't going to last very long and you will have lots of brain damage.SpacLock said:
you really think mma fighters don't know how they can really hurt people? you act as if eye gouging or other dirty fighting techniques can only be learned by seals or is hard to pull off.Muddimar said:
SapientWolf
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I think it takes more skill for a hulk like Brock to not kill someone in a fight.LCGeek said:
Acerac said:I like how people assume that just because you were in the WWE you can't fight.
All I'm gonna say is there may be somebody out there who can beat Brock 1v1... but if there is, they should probably switch professions.
Fedor's already a fighter.
Didn't you know? MMA fighters always step into the cage thinking 'well, I could smack him in the face and end the fight now that he's open, but if I kick him on the knee with my right elbow i get the 3X bonus modifier and surpass Fedor in first place with 1.435 points'.mcrae said:
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