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Sentry
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(02-22-2010, 05:34 AM)
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So i'm sick with a cold (prob due to work/dealing with many kids) and i'm sneezing a lot. These aren't you're normal sneezes either, they're the type that can blow stacks of paper down. So I sneezed a really strong and I felt this very sharp pain right below my balls (like in-between my balls and my ass hole), that area.. it's similar to the pain you pay occasionally feel after taking a long piss and you're clean dry out. I don't remember feeling this before though, what does it mean? Am I alone on this one? (note it only happened once so far)
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(02-22-2010, 05:35 AM)
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Castration is the only solution.
Adol
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(02-22-2010, 05:36 AM)

Originally Posted by Sentry

So i'm sick with a cold (prob due to work/dealing with many kids) and i'm sneezing a lot. These aren't you're normal sneezes either, they're the type that can blow stacks of paper down. So I sneezed a really strong and I felt this very sharp pain right below my balls (like in-between my balls and my ass hole), that area.. it's similar to the pain you pay occasionally feel after taking a long piss and you're clean dry out. I don't remember feeling this before though, what does it mean? Am I alone on this one? (note it only happened once so far)

they are becoming self aware
mac
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(02-22-2010, 05:36 AM)
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People get hernias all the time from sneezing. It's rare to actually get a hernia from lifting something heavy because your body prepares for it. But sneezing? You get caught of gaurd.
Dresden
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(02-22-2010, 05:39 AM)
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It might just be sore balls from them banging against the side of your leg too much.
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ZephyrFate
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(02-22-2010, 05:39 AM)
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My left arm goes slightly to pretty numb when I sneeze. That could have something to do with my high blood pressure but I heard somewhere that when you sneeze, another muscle (or set of muscles) in your body fail(s) since it catches your mind off-guard. The validity of that statement is questionable, however.
ChubbyHuggs
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(02-22-2010, 05:41 AM)
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Are you in the "Contest," because if so it could be back-up.
Drop out, succumb to shame and then sleep it off. :D
ViperVisor
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(02-22-2010, 05:44 AM)
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B.K.
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(02-22-2010, 05:46 AM)
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Testicular Cancer.
Door2Dawn
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(02-22-2010, 05:46 AM)
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I'm grabbing them.

Look down.
Ignis Fatuus
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(02-22-2010, 05:46 AM)
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Originally Posted by Sentry

right below my balls (like in-between my balls and my ass hole), that area.

That's called a taint, sir.
EatChildren
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(02-22-2010, 05:47 AM)
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My whole body often aches and hurts when I sneeze. Im probably dying.
Bob Loblaw
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(02-22-2010, 05:48 AM)

Originally Posted by Ignis Fatuus

That's called a taint, sir.

'Round these parts it's called the 'gooch'.
industrian
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(02-22-2010, 05:49 AM)
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A sneeze is about 1/8th of an orgasm. Your boys are just along for the ride.
PEZIX
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(02-22-2010, 05:49 AM)
Thread header.... fucking killed me :lol :lol :lol

Originally Posted by industrian

A sneeze is about 1/8th of an orgasm. Your boys are just along for the ride.

This also just killed me:lol :lol
NoRéN
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(02-22-2010, 05:49 AM)
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Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw

'Round these parts it's called the 'gooch'.

What?! Never heard that before.
-COOLIO-
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(02-22-2010, 05:49 AM)
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are you stabbing your balls while you sneeze?

anyway, go see a doctor and all that.
elwes
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(02-22-2010, 05:53 AM)
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I don't have a proper explanation for this, but this happens to me too. Best that I can figure is that when you sneeze, parts of your body tighten up, dare I say "clench," as an involuntary reaction to the sneeze. That area of your body is affected by this "clench."

It's like a taint charlie horse.
soco
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(02-22-2010, 05:57 AM)
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does it hurt if you touch the area when not sneezing? i think there's lymph nodes in the area that can swell there with some sort of infection.

could also be a hernia or a few other things
subrock
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(02-22-2010, 05:58 AM)
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I'm not going to play like I dont know what you're talking about because I get the same thing too. happens like once every couple months though. feels like too much blood is trying to squeeze through to small of a vein. pain is located squarely in my prostate.
CygnusXS
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(02-22-2010, 06:02 AM)
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Taint cancer.

Sorry.
ahoyhoy
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(02-22-2010, 06:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw

'Round these parts it's called the 'gooch'.

I prefer ABC (Ass-Balls Connector)
Corran Horn
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(02-22-2010, 06:05 AM)
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Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw

'Round these parts it's called the 'gooch'.

[IMG]http://i50.************/2r1zksp.gif[/IMG]
Zilch
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(02-22-2010, 06:05 AM)
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Fairly common. Don't worry about it.
Dice
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(02-22-2010, 06:07 AM)
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When I played Dragon Age I laughed when we was like "we submit ourselves to the taint"
Burger
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(02-22-2010, 06:07 AM)
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It's likely a small cramp in your gooch muscle. Please remain calm.
Stinkles
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(02-22-2010, 06:08 AM)
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There's also a common spinal nerve issue related to sciatica. Do you ever get pain in your arms or hands when you sneeze? If you do, you should consult a back specialist.
Sentry
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(02-22-2010, 06:10 AM)
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Originally Posted by mac

People get hernias all the time from sneezing. It's rare to actually get a hernia from lifting something heavy because your body prepares for it. But sneezing? You get caught of gaurd.

Ah, that makes sense. At least i'm not alone, I was getting worried. :lol

Originally Posted by ZephyrFate

My left arm goes slightly to pretty numb when I sneeze. That could have something to do with my high blood pressure but I heard somewhere that when you sneeze, another muscle (or set of muscles) in your body fail(s) since it catches your mind off-guard. The validity of that statement is questionable, however.

Definitely not normal as far as I know. :d (fakeedit, read outerworldvoices post)

Originally Posted by soco

does it hurt if you touch the area when not sneezing? i think there's lymph nodes in the area that can swell there with some sort of infection. could also be a hernia or a few other things

Grabbing balls = mild pain, obviously. Touching the area ("taint/gooch" apparently) is normal.. besides the mild pleasantness i guess.

BTW i've always wondered what that awful smell some people give off after sneezing? it seems to be universal as far as I can tell, but it's a really bad stench.
whitehawk
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(02-22-2010, 06:10 AM)
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what?

Originally Posted by Sentry

So i'm sick with a cold (prob due to work/dealing with many kids) and i'm sneezing a lot. These aren't you're normal sneezes either, they're the type that can blow stacks of paper down. So I sneezed a really strong and I felt this very sharp pain right below my balls (like in-between my balls and my ass hole), that area.. it's similar to the pain you pay occasionally feel after taking a long piss and you're clean dry out. I don't remember feeling this before though, what does it mean? Am I alone on this one? (note it only happened once so far)

...wat??
soul creator
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(02-22-2010, 06:14 AM)
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you need a grundleoscopy
Dude Abides
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(02-22-2010, 06:16 AM)
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Because you were trying to suck your own dick when you sneezed?
industrian
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(02-22-2010, 06:28 AM)
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Originally Posted by Dude Abides

Because you were trying to suck your own dick when you sneezed?

That's probably how one Gaffer will end The Contest.
GDJustin
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(02-22-2010, 06:32 AM)
I can't believe no one knows (or at least no one has told him) the true reason in this topic, yet:

- When you sneezed that one time, your balls flew back and smacked against your taint/leg, causing a sharp pain.

Lemme guess, you were wearing boxers or something else loose-fitting down there, and not briefs?

I was about 16 once and fell out of the back of the pickup truck and this caused a CRAZY sharp pain, in my balls. I thought I'd torn my scrotum or something. Every couple years or so a violent movement would cause a similar pain. Once day I finally had an epiphany and figured out what was happening. :lol
Sentry
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(02-22-2010, 06:56 AM)
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Originally Posted by whitehawk

what?...wat??

I meant may* occasionally feel. Happens to me every once in a while (once a month or so?), you're giving me something else to worry about now. :s
Dipper145
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(02-22-2010, 07:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by Sentry

I meant may* occasionally feel. Happens to me every once in a while (once a month or so?), you're giving me something else to worry about now. :s

I'd go to a doctor, that's not normal. None of this is.
salva
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(02-22-2010, 07:13 AM)
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I'm afraid that you will have to juggle them until they fall off.
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(02-22-2010, 07:15 AM)
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Gooch is the weirdo/shut-in way of saying taint.

Gooch is to taint as pop is to soda
threenote
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(02-22-2010, 07:16 AM)
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It's lupus.
El Papa
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(02-22-2010, 08:12 AM)
I've always referred to it as chode.
Henchmen21
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(02-22-2010, 08:27 AM)
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Two Words:

Testicular Tortion
J2 Cool
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(02-22-2010, 08:29 AM)
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Originally Posted by El Papa

I've always referred to it as chode.

I'm pretty sure chode is the actual shaft. As in, Greg Oden has a meaty chode.
Lunchbox
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(02-22-2010, 08:31 AM)
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Originally Posted by Ignis Fatuus

That's called a taint, sir.

no, its a gooch

Johnny knoxville on Jackass told me that
ChubbyHuggs
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(02-22-2010, 09:07 AM)
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Originally Posted by Henchmen21

Two Words:

Testicular Tortion

Not if it's on his taint. Wouldn't the torsion be closer to the nut or on it?
Last edited by ChubbyHuggs; 02-22-2010 at 09:20 AM.
Henchmen21
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(02-22-2010, 09:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by ChubbyHuggs

Not if it's on his taint.Wouldn't the tortion be closer to the nut or on it?

Wow..I was just joking.

Besides. Testicular Torsion (lol spelled it wrong in my previous post) is when your balls do a 180 in their sack.
AnkitT
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(02-22-2010, 09:14 AM)
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Originally Posted by Henchmen21

Two Words:

Testicular Tortion

If it were that, he would have a more entertaining thread title.

Anyways, this is normal.
Snytbaggen
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(02-22-2010, 09:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by Sentry

So i'm sick with a cold (prob due to work/dealing with many kids) and i'm sneezing a lot. These aren't you're normal sneezes either, they're the type that can blow stacks of paper down. So I sneezed a really strong and I felt this very sharp pain right below my balls (like in-between my balls and my ass hole), that area.. it's similar to the pain you pay occasionally feel after taking a long piss and you're clean dry out. I don't remember feeling this before though, what does it mean? Am I alone on this one? (note it only happened once so far)

Happened to me once. I was walking around in my home when I suddenly sneezed. I experienced what you described, but it felt more like a cramp and lasted for about half a minute or something. Luckily thete was a large piece of furniture nearby, or I wouldn't have been able to stand upright :lol
ChubbyHuggs
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(02-22-2010, 09:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by Henchmen21

Wow..I was just joking.

Besides. Testicular Torsion (lol spelled it wrong in my previous post) is when your balls do a 180 in their sack.

I asked you for clarification, plus, I know what it is. I just not remember how it goes about. :p

I had to get tested for a mystery pain in my testicals... needless to say; A piss test, an ultra-sound on my boys and being was felt up by three different men all in one week, still a mystery pain.
mj1108
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(02-22-2010, 09:27 AM)

Originally Posted by Lunchbox

no, its a gooch

Megadrive
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(02-22-2010, 09:31 AM)
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Originally Posted by mj1108

First thing I thought of too! :lol
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(02-22-2010, 10:55 AM)
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Originally Posted by OuterWorldVoice

There's also a common spinal nerve issue related to sciatica. Do you ever get pain in your arms or hands when you sneeze? If you do, you should consult a back specialist.

ORLY? I started getting pain in the arms after sneezing in the last year and wondered WTF was going on.

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