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...oh, my apologies. I must've lost track of time.
Train tracks.
In time.
and I successfully stole Blargs thunder
A whole bunch of loud meaningless noise,
that's what you got
You see, unlike me,
you ain't conducting
anything unless you're some kind of Lightning Rod, Salva
perhaps of the 2-shot giftable Weak Investigative variety?
haha
ha
but I digress, I was more
eLeCtRiFyInG in Final Fantasy than you could EVER hope to be anyway ¬_¬
ALTHOUGH I MUST SAY YOU DO KNOW HOW TO THROW A GOOD NX-GEN LAUNCH PARTY
...huh, I suppose you
do have a
little EXP with a 'risky sacrifice for the greater good', then, after all
But I'll get to that
...oh, Scrafty, was the host of one of those games, was she not?
And, uh... it just so happens, she's here too
yet
I'm talking to you...
hey Scrafty
What's up?
...nvm
And, speaking of trains, SalivaPot; your train, arrived right... on schedule
into the train station I built
ScraftyandSalva*snip*Ifyougonnapre-emptthiswithwhateveryougotdownyourtandemathletictightsyoubetterdoitnoworforeverholdyourpeaceClaimwhateveryouwantAccusewhoeveryouwant*snip*5hours.
for trains
And it just so happens this is your Final Destination
BECAUSE, with this dirt, this FILTH I got on you?
Your real role name or not, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU 'BIG SHOW'
and you could say it's quite unexpected, when the primary #tell has nothing to do with a Role, nor with a Claim, nor with any type of Power usage.
I think that, you've ALL forgotten that scanning the horizon as the prey's easier when the sun's up. So, I'm gonna re-educate you and YOU ALL in a bit of timely critical comprehension, starting with
these two. And you're all gonna graduate, yes you will. And learn the real meaning of
TURBO.
SalvaPot, in the infinite predictability of clockwork you drop a Big name with a Big claim to save... yourself? But it doesn't matter how much
space you take up. In the end, what matters is
time. And timing.
I hope you can master that before you end this Day early, SalvaPot. BECAUSE I enjoy a fair fight now and then.
Scrafty.
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SHAMELESS HYPE ADVERTISING FAKEOUT
SHAMELESS HYPE ADVERTISING FAKEOUT
SHAMELESS HYPE ADVERTISING FAKEOUT
AWAIT A DURATION
I hope y'all enjoyed this GAFia PRELIMINARY PROMO DRAW EVENT for the upcoming APRIL FOOLS' SUPER MATCH SHOWDOWN BLARG/SALVA/SCRAFTY, because the time for my fuckin' around is soon to be real over AND THAT'S NO PRANK JOKE
Expect to FINALLY hear my fully-accrued accusatory case against thee WITHIN the next 32 hours (give or take).
nukedeggs and Palmer may have been the closest approximations to high-consistency match-grade Town Leaders, but what's been sorely lacking this entire game is
PUNCH. Well, heh, I'm gonna deliver, and I promise only the FILTHIEST #SCUMTELLS, the DIRTIEST CORROBORATIONS and the MOST SORDID AFFAIRS all the way from MAXIMUM CELESTIAL ELEVATION straight into the ABYSSAL ZONE!
Purchase your free tickets, reserve your serious seats, wave your homemade GIFs for the GIFCams and
try NOT to close the f**king arena early, because
I got something to say.
You want true #scumhunting?
You're gonna get it.
Now...
Soon!
TASTE THE ANTICIPATION
SHAMELESS HYPE ADVERTISING FAKEOUT
SHAMELESS HYPE ADVERTISING FAKEOUT
SHAMELESS HYPE ADVERTISING FAKEOUT
TIME 'TIL MAIN EVENT HORIZON BLARG/SALVA/SCRAFTY
TIME 'TIL MAIN EVENT HORIZON BLARG/SALVA/SCRAFTY
TIME 'TIL MAIN EVENT HORIZON BLARG/SALVA/SCRAFTY
I'll be back, for real. With REAL.
Relax, everyone-who's-not-Salva-or-Scrafty.
and btw, is-Salva-or-Scrafty?
Enjoy your TIME BONUS here, don't waste it all in one gambling session, k
b
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fake edit:
...oh, btw SalvaPot,
sarcasm? I see what you are trying to do
But feigning aggro draw without anyone around to respond or support you in real-time isn't very smart
You're asking to have your opinions isolated to backfire on you
That's more of an
ironic technique
Also, "
irrelevant"?
I resent that
