[justjohn]

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B]Despite only having half a body, Kenny Easterday insists he can live the life of a normal man. Now he appears to have proved it after claiming he has fathered a child.[/B]Easterday, 35, was born with a rare condition called sacral agenesis, which prevented his spine from developing normally. When he was just six months old, doctors amputated Kenny's legs and used part of his shinbone to complete his partially-formed spine. Kenny is so small he can fit inside a suitcase but that hasn't stopped him playing pool, bowling, working - or having a love life with fianceé Nicky, 33.In an American television documentary, he and Nicky revealed that they were together seven years ago - after which she became pregnant with her daughter, Desiree. The pair are soon to found out if Desiree is

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O_0

[Aegus]

Looks like Steve Buscemi in the first picture.

[Pandaman]

is that his daughter?

if so whats the 'are soon to found out' part that is cut off?

[Snuggler]

Nice story, touching.

So he still has his penis? From those pictures it looks like he would have lost he reproductive organs. Good for him.

Wait...

Kenny is so small he can fit inside a suitcase

So have they actually tried to fit him in a suitcase? That's kind of messed up.

[Quagm1r3]

This is the craziest shit I've ever seen *abandons ship*

[Tacitus_]

He's half the man I am and still gets more tail.

Great.

[Steppenwolf]

Wasn't there a movie about this guy when he was a kid and where he played himself?

[Minamu]

Wow, didn't know it was even possible to survive with what looks like less than half a body :S

[Bob Loblaw]

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The proof is in the picture. In the lower-middle part to be specific. To be even more specific, that knot at end of his shirt contains a penis.

[Steppenwolf]

Yep it's him!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093338/

[Crakatak187]

Very cool :D

[PetriP-TNT]

Looks like Steve Buscemi in the first picture.

He might look like Steve Buscemi, but he will never be a half of the actor Steve is.

Pretty cool story though, I wish him the best of luck

[shuri]

holy shit THATS KENNY!!!!! I remember the movie from when I was a kid! He would skateboard around and shit!

[Az]

Ok I feel like we're only getting half the story. How??

[Medalion]

... ...
uh...

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[Ranger X]

So basically when you fall, it's directly on the stuff... ouch.

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[Cow Mengde]

When I read the title about half a man could still get a woman pregnant, I was under the impression he only had his lower half, and not the top half...

[Goya]

More proof that natural selection works in drastically different ways among homo sapiens sapiens.

[Tntnnbltn]

Ok I feel like we're only getting half the story. How??

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[Kodiak]

Nice story, touching. Wait... So have they actually tried to fit him in a suitcase? That's kind of messed up.

dude it's not like they forced him. I'd be trying all kinds of shit like that if I were a half-man.


you know how easily you could scare the shit out of people if you burst out of their suitcase?

[Escape Goat]

i was wondering which half was used. Glad I was wrong.

[Medalion]

When I read the title about half a man could still get a woman pregnant, I was under the impression he only had his lower half, and not the top half...

So you think much like a guy would...his brain would be in his pants? :lol

[crazy monkey]

good for him. Good man.

[Triple U]

so he walks on his hands? I bet he would eat me alive on the benchpress:lol

[Instigator]

Is that the half man from the Jerry Springer show?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9DgFabuCWM

Looks like it.

[Insane Metal]

Wow, I thought something like that was impossible.

[Zoe]

The rest of that sentence from Wikipedia:

"On the show, Kenny will find out if he is the father of one of the 2 children of his fiance. "

[Lionel Mandrake]

I met a guy like that before. Had a surprisingly good sense of humor about his condition.
"Nice to meet you. If you're wondering how I pee, tubes and a bag are involved."

[joedan]

Is that his penis hanging down in those pics?

[Funky Functionality]

For a second I thought this was going to be about the guy here in my town with the same condition, because in that first picture, they look so much alike.

The guy here is always at the "old hair rockers from the '80s" bars. Everyone loves him. :D

[Azuran]

Looks like Steve Buscemi in the first picture.

First thing that came to my head.

[Medalion]

He's half a man, yet is more man than most people on GAF if that is his manhood :lol

[KevinCow]

Oh. I thought he was going to have half a body the other way. Vertically. That would be awesome.

[Medalion]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok9SV...M&feature=grec

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Man when I saw that he was bowling for a split I laughed WAY too hard.

[Milhouse31]

Yep it's him! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093338/

I remember seeing the trailer for that movie when i was a kid. I was freaked out but at the same time he was using a skateboard. So he was kinda cool.

edit :

a video from the movie
http://www.zimbio.com/watch/R-B7VhXq...he+Kid+Brother

[SapientWolf]

If I had a choice between losing my legs and losing my penis it would be bye-bye legs.

[Dogenzaka]

But his torso doesn't go down far enough...it looks like he doesn't have genitals.
How is he in a long-lasting relationship with someone and able to get her PREGNANT without...

WHAT?

[Medalion]

But his torso doesn't go down far enough...it looks like he doesn't have genitals. How is he in a long-lasting relationship with someone and able to get her PREGNANT without... WHAT?

They reattached his penis to his mid-section.

[Tntnnbltn]

But his torso doesn't go down far enough...it looks like he doesn't have genitals.

It looks like you didn't look hard enough.

[Dogenzaka]

It looks like you didn't look hard enough.

I figured that's a knot from tying a shirt up.

Even then, you can't just have a penis, you need testes to get someone pregnant.

[Raydeen]

That guys story just made a lot of able bodied GAF virgins reach for their razor blade refills.

[Jak140]

Wait... So have they actually tried to fit him in a suitcase? That's kind of messed up.

Makes plane flights a lot cheaper.

[Gozan]

He's half the man I am and still gets more tail. Great.

It's not that strange:

A near-universal sexually attractive feature of a man is a v-shaped torso

[Ninja Scooter]

this thread will be off the first page by the end of the night. It's got no legs.

[seat]

It's not that strange:

It must be spectacular when he dances to YMCA. I can imagine the awe of the audience when he creates the second letter.

[Alucrid]

Wait... So have they actually tried to fit him in a suitcase? That's kind of messed up.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Oh man, that killed me for some reason.

[Skiptastic]

First thing that came to mind: "Half man, half amazing!"

And it's true!

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[Complex Shadow]

Makes plane flights a lot cheaper.

you think where fat people pay for two seat's he only pays for half?