mik83kuu
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Worst brand "advertisement" ever (Rovio / Angry Birds) #1

Today is the Finnish Independence Day and like usual the President hosted a celebration for politicians, big-time achievers and all sorts of good-doers in the Presidential Palace in our fair capital.

Well among the many hundreds of invited people was the CEO of Rovio, the creators of Angry Birds, and his wife.

Here's what she wore:



I feel so ashamed and sorry for her and for anyone affiliated with him.
lawblob
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(12-06-2011, 05:41 PM)

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One of the tackiest things I have ever seen.

Sweet merciful Jesus.
Princess Skittles
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Oh, sweetie.. is the money that good?
sixteen-bit
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(12-06-2011, 05:42 PM)

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HAHAHAHA
spats
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Haha. I never watch that shit.

I think the promo dress idea could be executed well though. If the dress was actually well made and the hint was subtle it could be kind of funny. But that looks cheap and laughable.
DarkKyo
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(12-06-2011, 05:43 PM)

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Hahaha omg.... So fucking stupid.
Sadist
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She looks quite angry herself

Guess it rubs off then
Takao
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Save your money man, save your money.
The Technomancer
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Thats just....I mean....I literally cannot believe anyone would be that tacky. That level of common sense should be human nature
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hahahaha wow
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Ahahaha. It took me a while to realize what was going on.
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(12-06-2011, 05:45 PM)

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DEATH TO FALSE METAL VIDEOGAMES.

Emitan
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Billychu's "I hate everything!"-o-meter: 104%
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Originally Posted by Princess Skittles: View Post
Oh, sweetie.. is the money that good?
Quoted for justice.
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Wow. Having a dress with an overhyped cartoon character probably wasn't a part of her princess dreams as a little girl.
stilgar
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CALL THE BOUNCER
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Not as classy as



DarkKyo
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Angry Birds is a bunch of overhyped rubbish anyways. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing it on my body.
Kikujiro
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I'm waiting for the docu-film "The rise and fall of Rovio", should be interesting.
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There are no words.
stuminus3
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Originally Posted by Kikujiro: View Post
I'm waiting for the docu-film "The rise and fall of Rovio", should be interesting.
I wouldn't hold my breath. Angry Birds fever is no different from the Pac-Man fever of 30 years ago. And Scamco are still around today, still beating up little kids for their lunch money.
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Originally Posted by mik83kuu: View Post
Well among the many hundreds of invited people was the CEO of Rovio, the creators of Angry Birds, and his wife.

.
In a better world, Remedy guys will be invited instead and Sam Lake's wife will cosplaying Mona Sax from Max Payne 3 that remedy is making.
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Seriously WTF :D
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Oh dear. Oh very very dear.
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Originally Posted by 8bit: View Post
I don't understand what is happening here.
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Originally Posted by Totobeni: View Post
In a better world, Remedy guys will be invited instead and Sam Lake's wife will cosplaying Mona Sax from Max Payne 3 that remedy is making.
Or, you know, you could just go watch some porn.
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I've still never played Angry Birds...
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Originally Posted by Neuromancer: View Post
I don't understand what is happening here.
A bird airbrushed to his mohawk?
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If Angry Birds put that much money in my life, I'd wear it too. And love it.
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Originally Posted by stuminus3: View Post
I wouldn't hold my breath. Angry Birds fever is no different from the Pac-Man fever of 30 years ago. And Scamco are still around today, still beating up little kids for their lunch money.
That's because Namco has released more than one game that people want to play. Let's see if Rovio can pull that off.
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Poor her :(
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Originally Posted by ElectricBlanketFire: View Post
I've still never played Angry Birds...
Here it is, without the cute graphics.

http://www.armorgames.com/play/3614/crush-the-castle
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Originally Posted by stuminus3: View Post
I wouldn't hold my breath. Angry Birds fever is no different from the Pac-Man fever of 30 years ago. And Scamco are still around today, still beating up little kids for their lunch money.
Scamco actually made other games.
The Technomancer
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This isn't even about Angry Birds. You don't wear pop-culture referential clothing to a formal event!
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Originally Posted by WoodenLung: View Post
Not as classy as



I hope they name their kid Ouji or at least Prince.
Emitan
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I wonder why Lady GaGa hasn't dressed like this yet.
Evlar
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I honestly wonder whether they're even attempting to build another game.
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Originally Posted by Princess Skittles: View Post
Here it is, without the cute graphics.

http://www.armorgames.com/play/3614/crush-the-castle
Haha, Angry Birds ad right on the page. Harsh.
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I got no problem with this 8)
Fersis
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A coworker saw that dude in a game conference and the guy was dressed like a bird too.

True fact: I havent played Angry Birds but i did play the clone we did. TROLOLOL
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10 copies sold at that moment
kittens
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Wowwwwww. She's totally gorgeous, but that dress kills it.
Kaldea
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I wouldn't even wear that for Halloween.
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I see Angry Birds merch EVERYWHERE. I mean, it's really that popular? I still haven't even played it.
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The positioning of that eye makes her tit look angry.
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Originally Posted by rainking187: View Post
That's because Namco has released more than one game that people want to play. Let's see if Rovio can pull that off.
Originally Posted by Takao: View Post
Scamco actually made other games.
Missing the point... Scamco's other games had and have no relevance to Pac-Man fever. Most people in 1981 probably didn't even realise it was a Scamco game. They also have never been able to replicate Pac-Man fever. Unless you're all somehow implying that the Rovio guy will suddenly have a massive brain fart and just decide to close up shop one day.
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Originally Posted by stuminus3: View Post
Missing the point... Scamco's other games had and have no relevance to Pac-Man fever. Most people in 1981 probably didn't even realise it was a Scamco game. They also have never been able to replicate Pac-Man fever. Unless you're all somehow implying that the Rovio guy will suddenly have a massive brain fart and just decide to close up shop one day.
Oh, Scamco. That's very clever, it's like you mixed Namco wit.. WE GOT IT.

While nothing could replicate what "Pac-Man Fever" was, it's highly ignorant to think that they've done nothing of significance since then. They've really only fallen out of grace this generation, to be honest. I mean, they were GODS in the 80's-90's arcade era and they probably saved the PlayStation 1 from dying on arrival with games like Ridge Racer and Tekken at launch. Tales is still huge (in Japan). I mean, I could go on and on.
stuminus3
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Originally Posted by Princess Skittles: View Post
While nothing could replicate what "Pac-Man Fever" was...
Err... Angry Birds. The stupid shit you're seeing today with Angry Birds is literally the exact same shit I remember very clearly from 30 years ago.



AAAAH

Originally Posted by Princess Skittles: View Post
While nothing could replicate what "Pac-Man Fever" was, it's highly ignorant to think that they've done nothing of significance since then.
I never said that at all.