Satch
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(02-14-2012, 01:21 AM)

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yes but as evidenced by Vanessa Nina's lighter skin, she is not completely Haitian so she doesn't really count

i should know

i'm an expert
Good Job Bob
(02-14-2012, 01:22 AM)

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Originally Posted by captmcblack: View Post
This has to be a joke, by the way.

Google "Vanessa Nina".

Yeah.
She's cute.
$hawty
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(02-14-2012, 01:24 AM)

Originally Posted by Good Job Bob: View Post
She's cute.

You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
DrFunk
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(02-14-2012, 01:26 AM)

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lol damn
Satch
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(02-14-2012, 01:29 AM)

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Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
Parallax
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(02-14-2012, 01:29 AM)

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Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
careful new guy. personal attacks arent a good thing.
Manmademan
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Originally Posted by Parallax: View Post
the confederate flags always confuse me. the south lost, so why continue to wave the flag?
I had to live/work in maryland for a while, those flags were everywhere.

I don't even think the origins matter anymore. It's not a racist thing (though it's #1 WITH racists...) Most of them couldn't tell you the first thing about the civil war. It's just turned into an asshole southern pride thing, like truck nutz.

just shake your head, feel embarrassed for them, and move on.
ReiGun
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(02-14-2012, 01:31 AM)

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Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
Parallax
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(02-14-2012, 01:31 AM)

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Originally Posted by Manmademan: View Post
I had to live/work in maryland for a while, those flags were everywhere.

I don't even think the origins matter anymore. It's not a racist thing (though it's #1 WITH racists...) Most of them couldn't tell you the first thing about the civil war. It's just turned into an asshole southern pride thing, like truck nutz.

just shake your head, feel embarrassed for them, and move on.
ahh truck nutz. im glad those havent made it to la
captmcblack
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(02-14-2012, 01:35 AM)

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truck nutz...thank GOD I live in the elitist, sensible North.

It may cost me an impossible amount of money to merely exist, but dammit our vehicles don't have a scrotum.

Also, no Confederate flags.
Manmademan
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Originally Posted by Parallax: View Post
ahh truck nutz. im glad those havent made it to la
It's definitely something the first time you see them.

I remember being just confused and bewildered that someone not only thought it was a good idea, but SPENT MONEY to advertise what a classless jackhole they were.

so yeah, kind of like confederate flags that way.
Supermanisdead
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(02-14-2012, 01:37 AM)

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Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
Bay Maximus
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C'mon guise, leave GJB alone. He's just a misunderstood, tender soul. I'm sure he has a lot of insight to share with the board if we just open our minds and hearts.

Originally Posted by captmcblack: View Post
truck nutz...thank GOD I live in the elitist, sensible North.

It may cost me an impossible amount of money to merely exist, but dammit our vehicles don't have a scrotum.

Also, no Confederate flags.
Don't go to Minnesota!
ViewtifulJC
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Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
yoooooooooooooooooooooooo

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
CrazyDogg77
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I remember the time I saw some truck nutz someone wanted to make true to life.
onemic
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Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
AND I SAID GOT DAMN!
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Originally Posted by Manmademan: View Post
I had to live/work in maryland for a while, those flags were everywhere.

I don't even think the origins matter anymore. It's not a racist thing (though it's #1 WITH racists...) Most of them couldn't tell you the first thing about the civil war. It's just turned into an asshole southern pride thing, like truck nutz.

just shake your head, feel embarrassed for them, and move on.
I'm from MD (born and lived there till college) and I don't think I've ever seen one hung up anywhere
Jim E. Rossler
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I dont understand the whole' THEE fuck' part
someone explain it
Bleepey
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(02-14-2012, 02:18 AM)

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Originally Posted by FreeMufasa: View Post
Love and peace guys. No war.

Dreams story reminds me of my ignorant days. I'm a good looking chap, but not THAT good. Atleast not good enough to have women try to pick me up back then. Was running for the bus once (I was around 15) and missed it. Started swearing and a girl is agreeing with me who also missed it. We start talking and then a lift comes for her. We shake hands and she lays a piece of paper in my hand. I looked at this strangley and all I see is something like

0793
9033
23

I chased after huh and was all "Excuse me, you gave me this by accident". She looked at me in disgust and just left. I only noticed it was a number after I told my bro.

2nd story a girl I was trying to hook up with at an after school club. After chasing each other, we're sitting down outside and talking. She says to me "Wanna come over to mine on Friday? parents aren't in" My exact words were "No sorry, Brute Force releases then" (This piece of shit)

This time I realised a few hours later but she already invited my friend (Who till this day talks about that night being the best sex of his life). I remember playing it thinking "Wow, this game is sooo good. Glad i'm here playing it". Cried myself to sleep that week.
Hahah there have been a few times girls have picked me up. Let's go:

1)Walked into a club and i see a girl look at me like she wanted to damn near rape me. She would have blown me int he middle of the dancefloor if that shit was not too grimey for me. Would have banged her in the toilet if the guy didn't kick us out before we got in

2) a random girl went up to me with her friend and said in front of me and my two friends "How do you say this? I have lost my phone number can i have yours?"

3) Girl kept nudging me on the bus and i got to talking with her and later her friends. She later blew me that night and if it was not for the life of me, to her annoyance, that i could not cum she would have swallowed

4) A not very cute girl kept talking to me in a club, i said to her that i was only looking for sex and she was like "ok that's cool". I fucked her a few days later and a few more times after that out of sheer novelty. I felt like such a slut and i was upset with myself for that one.
Vic
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Originally Posted by Good Job Bob: View Post
Haitian women simply are not hot, sorry to burst your bubble dude.
Oh oh. You're quite wrong, basing myself on the ones I know.
Last edited by Vic; 02-14-2012 at 02:36 AM.
PhoenixPause
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Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
DominoKid
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(02-14-2012, 02:58 AM)

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Originally Posted by Parallax: View Post
the confederate flags always confuse me. the south lost, so why continue to wave the flag?
the "culture"

and tbh its a pretty dope looking flag. connotations aside of course.
way better than the USA flag though.
RBH
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Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
lololololololol
Imm0rt4l
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(02-14-2012, 03:10 AM)

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Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.


Yoooooooo, damn.
Last edited by Imm0rt4l; 02-14-2012 at 03:44 AM.
SoilBreak
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Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
jordan0386
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Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
MWS Natural
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(02-14-2012, 03:19 AM)

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Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
Bay Maximus
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Originally Posted by DominoKid: View Post
the "culture"

and tbh its a pretty dope looking flag. connotations aside of course.
way better than the USA flag though.
Yea, but the American flag is pretty ugly tbh. They need to put Guile doing a flash kick on them jawns and livin' it up a bit.
Devolution
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(02-14-2012, 03:27 AM)

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Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
This junior got balls.

Jim E. Rossler
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I DONT GET IT
Last edited by Jim E. Rossler; 02-14-2012 at 03:32 AM.
Slayven
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(02-14-2012, 03:52 AM)

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I instantly sigh whenever I see a username that starts with "Shan". I need to stop that.
Professor Beef
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(02-14-2012, 03:53 AM)

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Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
I instantly sigh whenever I see a username that starts with "Shan". I need to stop that.
You miss it too, huh?
Parallax
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(02-14-2012, 04:16 AM)

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Originally Posted by Imm0rt4l: View Post


Yoooooooo, damn.
I love that gif so damn much.
DY_nasty
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(02-14-2012, 04:45 AM)

Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
Dreams-Visions
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(02-14-2012, 04:47 AM)

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welcome to the family, $hawty.

your membership card is right over here.
MWS Natural
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(02-14-2012, 04:48 AM)

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Originally Posted by Dreams-Visions: View Post
welcome to the family, $hawty.

your membership card is right over here.
Never thought I'd say this but this is just what Black GAF needs, less Measley's and more $hawty's.
Blackace
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(02-14-2012, 04:49 AM)

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Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
eternaLightness
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lol y'all are crazy.
Good Job Bob
(02-14-2012, 04:53 AM)

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Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
This is such a great post I forgot to reply to it.
Parallax
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Originally Posted by MWS Natural: View Post
Never thought I'd say this but this is just what Black GAF needs, less Measley's and more $hawty's.
For the sake of drama I guess?
$hawty
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Originally Posted by Dreams-Visions: View Post

welcome to the family, $hawty.

your membership card is right over here.
Lol. Pleasure.
Jim E. Rossler
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Fuck everyone on this page, including me
I DONT GET IT
Parallax
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(02-14-2012, 05:31 AM)

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Originally Posted by slopeslider: View Post
Fuck everyone on this page, including me
I DONT GET IT
just play along with a reaction gif slope.
Dreams-Visions
I'm mad as hell but this sandwich is delicious
(02-14-2012, 05:34 AM)

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Originally Posted by slopeslider: View Post
Fuck everyone on this page, including me
I DONT GET IT
never heard anyone say, "what in THEEEEE fuck!" ? if not, it may just be a regional colloquialism.

it's just a silly emphasis on a word that adds to the humor of the comment in the moment. If it was absent, the comment would still be funny because it came out of the blue.
Professor Beef
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(02-14-2012, 05:37 AM)

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Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
MWS Natural
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(02-14-2012, 06:03 AM)

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Originally Posted by Parallax: View Post
For the sake of drama I guess?
More love and less self-hate bra.



Anyone read any quality Black Blogs? Just started reading this one tonight:

http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/
Jim E. Rossler
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Originally Posted by Parallax: View Post
just play along with a reaction gif slope.
I guess.


Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
Last edited by Jim E. Rossler; 02-14-2012 at 06:25 AM.
Lebron
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Originally Posted by FreeMufasa: View Post
Love and peace guys. No war.

Dreams story reminds me of my ignorant days. I'm a good looking chap, but not THAT good. Atleast not good enough to have women try to pick me up back then. Was running for the bus once (I was around 15) and missed it. Started swearing and a girl is agreeing with me who also missed it. We start talking and then a lift comes for her. We shake hands and she lays a piece of paper in my hand. I looked at this strangley and all I see is something like

0793
9033
23

I chased after huh and was all "Excuse me, you gave me this by accident". She looked at me in disgust and just left. I only noticed it was a number after I told my bro.

2nd story a girl I was trying to hook up with at an after school club. After chasing each other, we're sitting down outside and talking. She says to me "Wanna come over to mine on Friday? parents aren't in" My exact words were "No sorry, Brute Force releases then" (This piece of shit)

This time I realised a few hours later but she already invited my friend (Who till this day talks about that night being the best sex of his life). I remember playing it thinking "Wow, this game is sooo good. Glad i'm here playing it". Cried myself to sleep that week.
Originally Posted by $hawty: View Post
You're probably ugly as THEE fuck.
This...This is why I love this thread.
Slayven
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(02-14-2012, 06:32 AM)

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Originally Posted by Professor Beef: View Post
Is there a video to this?
Dreams-Visions
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(02-14-2012, 06:33 AM)

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Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
Is there a video to this?
yes. it's a mock rap battle. can't remember the names but if you google "mock rap battle" at youtube, it'll probably come up. there are 2 or 3 of them, and they're all silly.