[dojokun]

My mom started following me on twitter. How do I block her from seeing my tweets without her knowing that I'm blocking her?

[2th]

Make a new twitter account

[CFMOORE!]

make a new mom.

[Ryaaan14]

One and done.

[Corran Horn]

Get Google+

[abusori]

Make a new twitter account

It's probably the only way.

[soundscream]

I dont why I can't stop laughing at this subject.

[dojokun]

Make a new twitter account

I don't wanna make my twitter anonymous, so she will just find the new one.

[dragonballjoseph]

Go back in time and make sure she doesn't know your twitter username.

[mclaren777]

Why do you have a problem with her seeing your tweets?

[Dice]

Make a new twitter account under her name.

[edornob]

WOULD

[Fury Sense]

2 accounts, it's the only way

edit: the new mom reply made me laugh out loud as well

[RBH]

Have sex with her.

[LyleLanley]

Have sex with her.

Avatar quote.

[Wario64]

Keep tweeting normally but say you were hacked

[Surface of Me]

Fake your death, via tweet.

[ChuyMasta]

Kill yourself and

Go back in time and make sure she doesn't know your twitter username.

Too soon?

[RangersFan]

ask her not to follow you.

[2th]

Have sex with her.

for some reason this made me laugh harder than the "get new mom" comment

[JokerOfSpades]

make a new mom.

Hardest I've laughed all day, lmao.

[Lemon Crest]

Be careful,she's lurking this thread.

[Meier]

Get Google+

Ice cold burn.

[dojokun]

So I guess there's no way to do it without her knowing huh. Facebook lets you do that with statuses... wish twitter offered this option.

I mean, I'm an adult living 1000 miles from her, but she's the type to be up worrying about her only son because he's not at home by 10:00pm.

[entrement]

I'm so happy my parents give fuck all about social media.

[snack]

make a new mom.

hahaha

[Kusagari]

Feed her pizza.

[Dice]

I mean, I'm an adult living 1000 miles from her

This thread just got more interesting.

[Grady Durden]

make a new mom.

Awesome

[BannedEpisode]

Everyone reaches the point when a parent or older relative jumps in on social media and begins their tireless effort to stalk and review every photo or comment you upload.

[Calisto Glory]

My mom started following me on twitter. How do I block her from seeing my tweets without her knowing that I'm blocking her?

Cut her internet connection... oh wait.

[Poyunch]

Tell your mom your Twitter account has been hacked and that she should stop following it.

[Buddha Beam]

Post a pic of your cock. That ought to do the trick.

[Persona7]

Why does that bother you?

[JokerOfSpades]

Get Google+

Despite this probably being an attack on the service, Google+'s "Circles" feature would allow the OP to group his mother in a particular circle, and select his audience each time he posts.

[JdFoX187]

Tell your mom your Twitter account has been hacked and that she should stop following it.

Worked for Kurt Angle.

[Anteater]

Pretend that it was hacked, make a new twitter and tell her to follow that

Edit: oh it was already suggested a few posts above me, boo.

[mclaren777]

Why does that bother you?

An excellent question.

[Oblivion]

Why does that bother you?

Cause she's probably a douche, maybe?

[Surface of Me]

Tell your mom your Twitter account has been hacked and that she should stop following it.

Indeed, follow up with making a new Twitter account for her to follow. Here are some sample tweets for your new account:

"Reading my Bible!"
"Street lights on already? Better get home."
"Had my one glass of red wine for the day, better lay off alcohol"
"Someone propositioned me drugs in the parking lot of my school/workplace, and I declined politely"

[Keyser Soze]

If you are annoyed your Mom can now see what you are going to Tweet, then that means you have Tweeted stuff you don't want her to see in the past. You should probably now freak out, as she can easily access all of those Tweets too.

[dojokun]

Why does that bother you?

On Facebook and Twitter I discuss bars, clubs, fattening foods, girls, and random details of my life which may not necessarily be rated G. My mother would have a heart attack if she saw any of my Facebook statuses. Speaking of Facebook, I actually made a second account for her to be friends with, and she eventually found my primary one and added me. At the time, Facebook didnt let you select audiences so I just ignored her request and never added her to my primary account.

[abusori]

Indeed, follow up with making a new Twitter account for her to follow. Here are some sample tweets for you your new account: "Reading my Bible!" "Street lights on already? Better get home." "Had my one glass of red wine for the day, better lay off alcohol" "Someone propositioned me drugs in the parking lot of my school/workplace, and I declined politely"

hahaha, oh god that would be so hilarious if it didn't backfire. The risk might be worth it.

[LordCanti]

Force your father to resume marital coitus.

[Yoshichan]

make a new mom.

I'm dying :lol

[xxracerxx]

make a new mom.

[maniac-kun]

Tell your mom to get a life.

[DonDraper]

Post links to porno vids that eerily resemble your mom. Or maybe tweet about some molestation that went on when you were younger. Either way, just post some creepy shit that'll make her choose not to read anymore.

[dojokun]

Post links to porno vids that eerily resemble your mom. Or maybe tweet about some molestation that went on when you were younger. Either way, just post some creepy shit that'll make her choose not to read anymore.

:lol sadly this is what I would jokingly post in response to someone else making this thread

[xxracerxx]

:lol sadly this is what I would jokingly post in response to someone else making this thread

Just wait until your mom has a Gaf account.

dojomom