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dojokun
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(03-19-2012, 06:04 AM)
My mom started following me on twitter. How do I block her from seeing my tweets without her knowing that I'm blocking her?
2th
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(03-19-2012, 06:05 AM)
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Make a new twitter account
CFMOORE!
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(03-19-2012, 06:06 AM)
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make a new mom.
Ryaaan14
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(03-19-2012, 06:06 AM)
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One and done.
Corran Horn
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(03-19-2012, 06:06 AM)
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Get Google+
abusori
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(03-19-2012, 06:06 AM)
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Originally Posted by 2th

Make a new twitter account

It's probably the only way.
soundscream
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(03-19-2012, 06:06 AM)
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I dont why I can't stop laughing at this subject.
dojokun
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(03-19-2012, 06:06 AM)

Originally Posted by 2th

Make a new twitter account

I don't wanna make my twitter anonymous, so she will just find the new one.
dragonballjoseph
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(03-19-2012, 06:07 AM)
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Go back in time and make sure she doesn't know your twitter username.
mclaren777
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(03-19-2012, 06:07 AM)
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Why do you have a problem with her seeing your tweets?
Dice
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(03-19-2012, 06:07 AM)
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Make a new twitter account under her name.
edornob
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(03-19-2012, 06:07 AM)
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WOULD
Last edited by edornob; 09-04-2012 at 09:44 AM.
Fury Sense
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(03-19-2012, 06:07 AM)
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2 accounts, it's the only way

edit: the new mom reply made me laugh out loud as well
RBH
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(03-19-2012, 06:07 AM)
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Have sex with her.
LyleLanley
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(03-19-2012, 06:08 AM)
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Originally Posted by RBH

Have sex with her.

Avatar quote.
Wario64
works for Gamestop (lol)
(03-19-2012, 06:08 AM)
Keep tweeting normally but say you were hacked
Surface of Me
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(03-19-2012, 06:09 AM)
Fake your death, via tweet.
ChuyMasta
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(03-19-2012, 06:10 AM)
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Kill yourself and

Originally Posted by dragonballjoseph

Go back in time and make sure she doesn't know your twitter username.


Too soon?
RangersFan
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(03-19-2012, 06:11 AM)
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ask her not to follow you.
2th
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(03-19-2012, 06:11 AM)
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Originally Posted by RBH

Have sex with her.

for some reason this made me laugh harder than the "get new mom" comment
Vermillion
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(03-19-2012, 06:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by CFMOORE!

make a new mom.

Hardest I've laughed all day, lmao.
Lemon Crest
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(03-19-2012, 06:12 AM)
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Be careful,she's lurking this thread.
Meier
(03-19-2012, 06:13 AM)
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Originally Posted by Corran Horn

Get Google+

Ice cold burn.
dojokun
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(03-19-2012, 06:13 AM)
So I guess there's no way to do it without her knowing huh. Facebook lets you do that with statuses... wish twitter offered this option.

I mean, I'm an adult living 1000 miles from her, but she's the type to be up worrying about her only son because he's not at home by 10:00pm.
entrement
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(03-19-2012, 06:13 AM)
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I'm so happy my parents give fuck all about social media.
snack
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(03-19-2012, 06:13 AM)
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Originally Posted by CFMOORE!

make a new mom.

hahaha
Kusagari
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(03-19-2012, 06:14 AM)
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Feed her pizza.
Dice
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(03-19-2012, 06:14 AM)
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Originally Posted by dojokun

I mean, I'm an adult living 1000 miles from her

This thread just got more interesting.
Grady Durden
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(03-19-2012, 06:14 AM)
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Originally Posted by CFMOORE!

make a new mom.

Awesome
BannedEpisode
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(03-19-2012, 06:15 AM)
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Everyone reaches the point when a parent or older relative jumps in on social media and begins their tireless effort to stalk and review every photo or comment you upload.
Calisto Glory
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(03-19-2012, 06:16 AM)

Originally Posted by dojokun

My mom started following me on twitter. How do I block her from seeing my tweets without her knowing that I'm blocking her?

Cut her internet connection... oh wait.
Poyunch
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(03-19-2012, 06:16 AM)
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Tell your mom your Twitter account has been hacked and that she should stop following it.
Buddha Beam
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(03-19-2012, 06:17 AM)
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Post a pic of your cock. That ought to do the trick.
Persona7
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(03-19-2012, 06:18 AM)
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Why does that bother you?
Vermillion
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(03-19-2012, 06:18 AM)
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Originally Posted by Corran Horn

Get Google+

Despite this probably being an attack on the service, Google+'s "Circles" feature would allow the OP to group his mother in a particular circle, and select his audience each time he posts.
JdFoX187
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(03-19-2012, 06:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by PounchEnvy

Tell your mom your Twitter account has been hacked and that she should stop following it.

Worked for Kurt Angle.
Anteater
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(03-19-2012, 06:21 AM)
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Pretend that it was hacked, make a new twitter and tell her to follow that

Edit: oh it was already suggested a few posts above me, boo.
mclaren777
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(03-19-2012, 06:21 AM)
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Originally Posted by Persona7

Why does that bother you?

An excellent question.
Oblivion
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(03-19-2012, 06:21 AM)

Originally Posted by Persona7

Why does that bother you?

Cause she's probably a douche, maybe?
Last edited by Oblivion; 03-19-2012 at 06:29 AM.
Surface of Me
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(03-19-2012, 06:21 AM)

Originally Posted by PounchEnvy

Tell your mom your Twitter account has been hacked and that she should stop following it.

Indeed, follow up with making a new Twitter account for her to follow. Here are some sample tweets for your new account:

"Reading my Bible!"
"Street lights on already? Better get home."
"Had my one glass of red wine for the day, better lay off alcohol"
"Someone propositioned me drugs in the parking lot of my school/workplace, and I declined politely"
Last edited by Surface of Me; 03-19-2012 at 06:26 AM.
Keyser Soze
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(03-19-2012, 06:21 AM)
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If you are annoyed your Mom can now see what you are going to Tweet, then that means you have Tweeted stuff you don't want her to see in the past. You should probably now freak out, as she can easily access all of those Tweets too.
dojokun
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(03-19-2012, 06:22 AM)

Originally Posted by Persona7

Why does that bother you?

On Facebook and Twitter I discuss bars, clubs, fattening foods, girls, and random details of my life which may not necessarily be rated G. My mother would have a heart attack if she saw any of my Facebook statuses. Speaking of Facebook, I actually made a second account for her to be friends with, and she eventually found my primary one and added me. At the time, Facebook didnt let you select audiences so I just ignored her request and never added her to my primary account.
abusori
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(03-19-2012, 06:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by Surface of Me

Indeed, follow up with making a new Twitter account for her to follow. Here are some sample tweets for you your new account:

"Reading my Bible!"
"Street lights on already? Better get home."
"Had my one glass of red wine for the day, better lay off alcohol"
"Someone propositioned me drugs in the parking lot of my school/workplace, and I declined politely"

hahaha, oh god that would be so hilarious if it didn't backfire. The risk might be worth it.
LordCanti
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(03-19-2012, 06:34 AM)
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Force your father to resume marital coitus.
Yoshichan
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(03-19-2012, 06:53 AM)
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Originally Posted by CFMOORE!

make a new mom.

I'm dying :lol
xxracerxx
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(03-19-2012, 06:57 AM)
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Originally Posted by CFMOORE!

make a new mom.

maniac-kun
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(03-19-2012, 06:59 AM)
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Tell your mom to get a life.
DonDraper
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(03-19-2012, 07:00 AM)
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Post links to porno vids that eerily resemble your mom. Or maybe tweet about some molestation that went on when you were younger. Either way, just post some creepy shit that'll make her choose not to read anymore.
dojokun
Banned
(03-19-2012, 07:01 AM)

Originally Posted by DonDraper

Post links to porno vids that eerily resemble your mom. Or maybe tweet about some molestation that went on when you were younger. Either way, just post some creepy shit that'll make her choose not to read anymore.

:lol sadly this is what I would jokingly post in response to someone else making this thread
xxracerxx
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(03-19-2012, 07:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by dojokun

:lol sadly this is what I would jokingly post in response to someone else making this thread

Just wait until your mom has a Gaf account.

dojomom

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