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Dutch Gronk
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(03-30-2012, 03:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by Buckethead

I'll never understand the Hendricks hate.

Damn that woman is fine.

I bet you perverts like Peggy.

You never told me how your date went :(

Also, I would let Hendricks buy me another diner, I would build an empire of diners.
yacobod
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(03-30-2012, 03:20 PM)
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Originally Posted by Buckethead

I'll never understand the Hendricks hate.

Damn that woman is fine.

I bet you perverts like Peggy.

She's hot, but Don's had a stable of much finer bitches throughout the show's history. New wife Megan, ex-wife Betty, the jew broad Menken, the young piece of ass he met in LA in s3, and the crazy school teacher Suzanne.
Buckethead
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(03-30-2012, 03:27 PM)
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I don't watch Mad Men so all I know about is my lovely Christina... Peggy, and that terrible ugly actress whore ex-Mrs. Draper.


Originally Posted by Dutch Patriot

You never told me how your date went :(

Date went good. Kinda in an interesting spot. Multiple women are into me and I like them both.

Don't want to be shitty to either one of them but kind of have to see how it goes I guess.
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(03-30-2012, 03:35 PM)
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Hendricks is meh not into fattys though but gingers are cool though.
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(03-30-2012, 03:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by Dutch Patriot

Who 'r you?! Comin' in here with your fancy talk about insoelar or whatever! We do not 'preciate it when that happens mister!

We talk 'bout football and beer, we don liek to talk about all other sophisticated stuff like fancy coffee's, countries like Europe and Austrailia, weird sports where they kick stuff, and whatever y'all educated folks talk about.



FUUUCCKK YEEEEAAAH!

KENNY FUCKIN' POWERS
Slo
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(03-30-2012, 03:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by smokeymicpot

Hendricks is meh not into fattys though but gingers are cool though.

Hendricks is a good looking woman, but she would undeniably be a better looking woman if she lost 20 pounds.
eznark
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(03-30-2012, 03:38 PM)
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Christina Hendricks looks like my buddies wife. I told him she was meh when they first started dating and before that fiery sow was a popular actress. Red heads are gross. Big read heads simply have more gross volume.
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(03-30-2012, 03:40 PM)
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Originally Posted by Slo

Hendricks is a good looking woman, but she would undeniably be a better looking woman if she lost 20 pounds.

Most likely but she won't lose the weight though. She did look like shit in Drive then again it was probably the point.
cuevas, PhD.
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(03-30-2012, 03:52 PM)
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If Megan never smiled shed be perfect.

Peggy is gross.
Buckethead
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(03-30-2012, 03:54 PM)
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Originally Posted by smokeymicpot

Hendricks is meh not into fattys though but gingers are cool though.



thenyergrunnanohrloveemmemeeeeeeggrurrg

*guttoral noises*

p.s. she's a fake ginger! FAKEEEEE
Fine Ham Abounds
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(03-30-2012, 04:01 PM)
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Originally Posted by Godslay

Went to the OT, looked at World's 50 Most Dangerous Cities thread and found out that:

21 New Orleans, USA

The most dangerous city in the U.S., even worse than Detroit. Jared Allen wasn't far off about it being like a third world country.

It's weird hearing these things. It's not like it isn't true with the per capita murder rate, but when you live here, you know where to avoid. Tourists and people stuck in bad neighborhoods are the ones in real danger. Issue for tourists is that the city is like a checkerboard, if you don't know what streets to avoid you can literally walk from a safe historic area into a war zone and into another safe area inside of 5 blocks.

People in third world countries don't have the food we do. Or Wal Marts.

Originally Posted by Futurevoid

Even their cheerleaders are criminals!

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...chool-student/

unlawful use of electronic means to induce a minor to engage in sexual or other prohibited acts

Does this mean they were sexting, or she used a vibrator on him?
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TheLegendary
(03-30-2012, 04:01 PM)
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Who would want to pretend to be a ginger? Not that I have anything against them; I just doubt anyone would choose to be red headed just like someone wouldnt choose to be bald. Both can be good looks; just never heard of someone changing to it willfully.
smokeymicpot
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(03-30-2012, 04:07 PM)
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Originally Posted by Buckethead



thenyergrunnanohrloveemmemeeeeeeggrurrg

*guttoral noises*

p.s. she's a fake ginger! FAKEEEEE


The red head from American Pie is nice she now has black hair though.

Originally Posted by Fine Ham Abounds


Does this mean they were sexting, or she used a vibrator on him?

No idea but none of this cool shit happened to me in High School.
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Buckethead
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(03-30-2012, 04:08 PM)
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Originally Posted by TheLegendary

Who would want to pretend to be a ginger? Not that I have anything against them; I just doubt anyone would choose to be red headed just like someone wouldnt choose to be bald. Both can be good looks; just never heard of someone changing to it willfully.

I would appreciate the ability to tan but at least I'm not one of those freckled gingers.

Daywalkers FTW.

Also I kind of appreciate my pale-ness in an age of everyone trying to look like oompa loompas.
CommonSense
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(03-30-2012, 04:09 PM)
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Originally Posted by Buckethead

I would appreciate the ability to tan but at least I'm not one of those freckled gingers.

Daywalkers FTW.

Also I kind of appreciate my pale-ness in an age of everyone trying to look like oompa loompas.

Who gives a shit, let's talk football :-)


If the browns draft this tannehill guy I am going to punch Holmgren in the balls on national TV....I will find a way.
Buckethead
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(03-30-2012, 04:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by CommonSense

Who gives a shit, let's talk football :-)

People give more shits about my gingerness than anyone gives about Ohio sports.
Talon
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(03-30-2012, 04:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by BakedPigeon

So I'm standing in line at the liquor store, and overhear a conversation between two bronco fans. They were talking about the Manning signing, saying they were disappointed that they bailed on Tebow and that he could have been just as good as Manning if they gave him one more year.

I feel like im taking crazy pills over here.

How did you not burst out laughing out loud?
Deadbeat
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(03-30-2012, 04:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by Talon-

How did you not burst out laughing out loud?

Lanchester law. Two people against one person is equivalent to one person with four times the strength against the other person.
CommonSense
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(03-30-2012, 04:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by Buckethead

People give more shits about my gingerness than anyone gives about Ohio sports.

LOL, no doubt.....
eznark
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(03-30-2012, 04:25 PM)
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Picked up the Ford Edge last night. I am shocked by how nice a vehicle this thing is. I had just seen pictures and it looked like a damn minivan to me but shit, I love it. Crazy freaking comfortable. Looks a million times better in person.

No wonder Ford didn't need Obama Bucks, they are putting out great products.
bionic77
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(03-30-2012, 04:38 PM)
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My favorite thing about new cars is something they all have. Bluetooth and either USB or AUX input to listen to podcasts from my phone while I drive.

I was so excited when I got my last car 3 years ago just for those features alone. Oh inbuilt GPS was nice too.
jakncoke
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(03-30-2012, 04:48 PM)
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Originally Posted by eznark

Picked up the Ford Edge last night. I am shocked by how nice a vehicle this thing is. I had just seen pictures and it looked like a damn minivan to me but shit, I love it. Crazy freaking comfortable. Looks a million times better in person.

No wonder Ford didn't need Obama Bucks, they are putting out great products.

They look ugly as fuck from the outside , that alone is a deal breaker for me.
Nightz
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(03-30-2012, 04:51 PM)
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Just saw the Ray Lewis speech to the Stanford basketball team. I like listening to him speak.
Jason's Ultimatum
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(03-30-2012, 04:52 PM)
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Originally Posted by eznark

Picked up the Ford Edge last night. I am shocked by how nice a vehicle this thing is. I had just seen pictures and it looked like a damn minivan to me but shit, I love it. Crazy freaking comfortable. Looks a million times better in person.

No wonder Ford didn't need Obama Bucks, they are putting out great products.

You know what they say about Ford: Fix It Again Tony.

And yes, they are ugly vehicles. Should've gone with the new Fusion that looks like the Mondeo.
jakncoke
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(03-30-2012, 04:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by Nightz

Just saw the Ray Lewis speech to the Stanford basketball team. I like listening to him speak.

He could make a lot of money post career making speeches.
Fine Ham Abounds
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(03-30-2012, 04:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by Jason's Ultimatum

You know what they say about Ford: Fix It Again Tony.

That's a Gribble of an idea.
eznark
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(03-30-2012, 04:54 PM)
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Originally Posted by jakncoke

They look ugly as fuck from the outside , that alone is a deal breaker for me.

For the crossover class, they are one of the better looking vehicles. That's like saying it's the most attractive thing Ben has stuck his dick in, I know, but still. Nice ride for the wife and kids.
jakncoke
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(03-30-2012, 04:54 PM)
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Originally Posted by Jason's Ultimatum

You know what they say about Ford: Fix It Again Tony.

And yes, they are ugly vehicles. Should've gone with the new Fusion that looks like the Mondeo.

lol, I just watched that episode the other day for the first. been going through the episodes lately on instant watch because I have missed a bunch of the eps

Originally Posted by eznark

For the crossover class, they are one of the better looking vehicles. That's like saying it's the most attractive thing Ben has stuck his dick in, I know, but still. Nice ride for the wife and kids.

Fair enough
Dutch Gronk
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(03-30-2012, 05:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by eznark

For the crossover class, they are one of the better looking vehicles. That's like saying it's the most attractive thing Ben has stuck his dick in, I know, but still. Nice ride for the wife and kids.

I love the Ford Edge. Great buy if you ask me.
jakncoke
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(03-30-2012, 05:13 PM)
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Originally Posted by Dutch Patriot

I love the Ford Edge. Great buy if you ask me.

well you're german.. so i wouldn't!
Futurevoid
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(03-30-2012, 05:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by Dutch Patriot

I love the Ford Edge

I like it as well. I like the Mazda CX-7 as well in the crossover class.
Dutch Gronk
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(03-30-2012, 05:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by jakncoke

well you're german.. so i wouldn't!

I would normally be insulted by that, but since you're a Seahawks fan you know enough pain in your life.

And to be fair to the Germans, they are capable of making some nice cars.

And so do the Dutchies!

MechDX
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(03-30-2012, 05:18 PM)
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Originally Posted by bionic77

My favorite thing about new cars is something they all have. Bluetooth and either USB or AUX input to listen to podcasts from my phone while I drive.

I was so excited when I got my last car 3 years ago just for those features alone. Oh inbuilt GPS was nice too.

Yeah. My new Avenger has BT, a USB port and a damn internal HDD. I have 20 gigs of space for music, novies and pics.

Porn on the go baby!
jakncoke
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(03-30-2012, 05:24 PM)
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Was looking on nfl.com/freeagency to see who signed when I didn't have internet access at work. Came across an article about why no one wants Mike Wallace and this was in it


The Cincinnati Bengals have two first-round picks, but perhaps they don't see A.J. Green and Wallace fitting together on the field. Or under the salary cap.

umm what? not under the cap? Bengals got like a bazillion dollars.
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(03-30-2012, 05:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by jakncoke

Was looking on nfl.com/freeagency to see who signed when I didn't have internet access at work. Came across an article about why no one wants Mike Wallace and this was in it



umm what? not under the cap? Bengals got like a bazillion dollars.

They're probably talking about when the time comes to sign Green to a new contract, they'll never unload tons of cash on two WRs.
eznark
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(03-30-2012, 05:36 PM)
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Bengals need a possession guy for Dalton to hit quick throws to, not another guy to run fly's.
jakncoke
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(03-30-2012, 05:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by eznark

Bengals need a possession guy for Dalton to hit quick throws to, not another guy to run fly's.

This is true.
AngmarsKing701
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(03-30-2012, 05:47 PM)
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Originally Posted by eznark

Picked up the Ford Edge last night. I am shocked by how nice a vehicle this thing is. I had just seen pictures and it looked like a damn minivan to me but shit, I love it. Crazy freaking comfortable. Looks a million times better in person.

No wonder Ford didn't need Obama Bucks, they are putting out great products.

Headed back to the office daily soon. Gonna have to replace the Sport Trac I have, not becauseo of mileage, but because it will guzzle gas like a bitch. Looking at either an Edge or maybe the 2013 Escape once that hits. Escape gets the better mileage and the 2013 one looks "sporty" but if I can swing it I think I'd like to go with the Edge.

It's rare when ez likes something, so I gotta take notice.
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(03-30-2012, 05:48 PM)
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Originally Posted by eznark

Bengals need a possession guy for Dalton to hit quick throws to, not another guy to run fly's.

They should make a run at Jerricho Cotchery, can get him pretty cheap and the guy puts his body on the line to pick up first downs.
Futurevoid
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(03-30-2012, 05:49 PM)
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Eagles resigned King Dunlap at Tackle. The reason may be more than just depth. There's some stuff swirling around that Jason Peters may have an achilles injury.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...n-king-dunlap/

“I’m hearing that one BIG reason that the Eagles re-signed King Dunlap today is that Jason Peters may have an injury. Working to confirm,” Mosher wrote. “I’m hearing its an Achilles injury. But again, working to confirm from more sources, so hang with me. League source tells me Eagles had no dialogue with King as of last week re: contract and suddenly ‘a lot of dialogue’ this week. Dunlap can make up to $2.2M this year, per source, which is ‘above market’ for backup OT. Source said he heard Peters might have an injury. Also told by a different source that Peters sustained the injury during a workout.”

Dutch Gronk
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(03-30-2012, 05:52 PM)
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Originally Posted by eznark

Bengals need a possession guy for Dalton to hit quick throws to, not another guy to run fly's.

Jordan Shipley looked pretty good before he got hurt didn't he? Couldn't he fill that role ?
eznark
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(03-30-2012, 05:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by Dutch Patriot

Jordan Shipley looked pretty good before he got hurt didn't he? Couldn't he fill that role ?

Absolutely, but I'm not totally sold on him. He dropped some easy balls. He's a really, really good route runner though.
jakncoke
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mega million over 500 million? maybe i should be a sucker and play and not win!
Spectral Glider
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(03-30-2012, 05:59 PM)
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Originally Posted by jakncoke

mega million over 500 million? maybe i should be a sucker and play and not win!

I did! Like I always do when these giant jackpots pop up, and I'm disappointed every time. I guess it's the one time where I can feel like a Browns fan!
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(03-30-2012, 06:00 PM)
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Originally Posted by jakncoke

mega million over 500 million? maybe i should be a sucker and play and not win!

A 1 in 175,711,536 chance is still greater than 0!
Squall ASF
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(03-30-2012, 06:01 PM)
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Originally Posted by eznark

Picked up the Ford Edge last night. I am shocked by how nice a vehicle this thing is. I had just seen pictures and it looked like a damn minivan to me but shit, I love it. Crazy freaking comfortable. Looks a million times better in person.

No wonder Ford didn't need Obama Bucks, they are putting out great products.

The wife wins.

I'm going to be buying a 2012 Hyundai Genesis here soon. Rave reviews everywhere I look.
Greg
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Originally Posted by jakncoke

mega million over 500 million? maybe i should be a sucker and play and not win!

Just send me the money you were going to spend on the tickets and I'll give you half back.
jakncoke
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(03-30-2012, 06:04 PM)
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I wouldn't mind getting a Jetta Hybrid when I get out of school.
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Originally Posted by Squall ASF

The wife wins.

I'm going to be buying a 2012 Hyundai Genesis here soon. Rave reviews everywhere I look.

She had already won, I was just there to pick it up basically.

Things I will never buy no matter how well they improve their image: Dodge, Kia, Hyundai.
storybook77
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(03-30-2012, 06:06 PM)
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You guys are giving me the new vehicle itch. I must wait over a year so I can get the redesigned 2014 Tundra.

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