You would never do this. It's fun to think about, like punching kittens, but you would never do it.
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You would never do this. It's fun to think about, like punching kittens, but you would never do it.
I would but sadly i don't have a padlock always with me :/
Snkfanatic
Banned
I call bs on the story anyways...how could you not stop someone when they are flaing around your ear trying to lock the padlock.
Melchiah
Member
If its a smooth lock then there should be no flailing. I can stand behind people at work and have my nose 3 inches from their ear without them knowing (we play "scare the shit out of each other"). On that basis I could get a padlock in before you knew it. Not that I would, it's one of those things that is hilarious in theory but douchey in practice.
Dirtyshubb
Member
It may be your right to do that but it would then be my right to knock you the fuck out!
Seriously, I dont have stretched ears (wife has started stretching hers) but if you think someone deciding to change their appearance is the same as you attacking someone with a padlock (it is attacking so dont try say otherwise) that would either destroy part of their body or take a lot of work to remove without injury then you, like many other people today are just scum and don't deserve the air you breathe.
Honestly if someone tried that shit with me they better fucking run as fast as they can because if I catch you, you will regret doing it.
Good luck for running with a huge padlock hanging from your ear
Er yeh, you don't wait for a reaction and a hi-five. You snap and run, that's the point. Har har, unlucky sucker.
You can attack me back if you want, but the damage has already been done and you've already attacked your body doing this shit. Not my problem.
As has been said though I would never do this, not unprovoked at least. It's not like I carry a bunch of locks around with me for any instance I see these plugs, same as I don't carry any pocket electromagnets so I can rip the piercings from your eyebrows.
However, if you're an insufferable goon and you offend me, insult me or annoy me then I'm going to latch onto something that will ease my anger. Most notably your grossly over stretched lobes.
If the fear of getting your guages padlocked makes you a nicer person then everyone's a winner.
You can attack me back if you want, but the damage has already been done and you've already attacked your body doing this shit. Not my problem.
As has been said though I would never do this, not unprovoked at least. It's not like I carry a bunch of locks around with me for any instance I see these plugs, same as I don't carry any pocket electromagnets so I can rip the piercings from your eyebrows.
However, if you're an insufferable goon and you offend me, insult me or annoy me then I'm going to latch onto something that will ease my anger. Most notably your grossly over stretched lobes.
If the fear of getting your guages padlocked makes you a nicer person then everyone's a winner.
Holy shit, Travis Bickle.
Dirtyshubb
Member
So basically this post reads "I am going to use any reason to attack people with stretched ears/modifications because i dont like it but i will wait for an excuse to do it"!
If someone decides to stretch their ears that is up to them, why on earth does that seem to affect you? Because your poor eyes have to look at someone with a body mod that you dont like?
And apparently 'because i damaged my body already (by getting stretched ears)' its somehow fair game to attack me with a padlock?!
"However, if you're an insufferable goon and you offend me, insult me or annoy me then I'm going to latch onto something that will ease my anger." Here you just sound like a spoilt child who has to lash out to feel better.
People with opinions like this are whats wrong with this world, you think that just because its something you arent into then it means that person deserves everything they get which is disgusting!
You might try to play the 'I would only do it if someone provoked me' but your opinion comes through very clearly, you dont like people with those sorts of body mods and instantly dislike them for it and would love for an excuse to "latch onto something that will ease my anger. Most notably your grossly over stretched lobes."
I just get fed up with people who try to come across like they are level headed and fair when in reality they have just as many prejaduces and disgusting opinions as others but have just learnt to hide that better and the sad part is that they are everywhere these days, especially online.
anonymous_abc
Member
less talking more funny pics
ThaneKrios
Banned
Just counter-attack them with your own padlock. Doesn't even matter if they have ear gauges, just pull a little harder.
Dirtyshubb
Member
Its not just about body mods, its about people choosing to lead different lifestyles, be it purely cosmetic, lifestyle choice or even your religion and having to put up with attacks and constant judgement because someone else doesnt agree with their way of life shouldnt be something that you have to deal with.
Of course many will just say 'thats how the world is' well maybe if we took a stand against this sort of attitude it would start to go away instead of being somehting that will be around forever because 'thats how it is'.
Hell i am not a fan of religion, i think we would be better off without it but if someone chooses that and just wants to get on with their life without any hassle or hassling anyone else then i respect that fact and leave them to live their life how they see fit. The same should go for any form of lifestyle choice as long as it doesnt hurt anyone, so what if someone wants to change their body, its their body to change.
Too many people, like you think that its not a big deal but when you have to deal with this sort of judgemental attitude all day, every day it really takes a lot to carry on, you cant pretend everything is normal because every other cunt in the world needs to let you know that they dont agree with you and you have to know that at every oppertunity they get to tell you.
Thats what this is about, not that im saying putting a padlock is just as bad as people being killed ect.
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
1: That padlock thing is hilarious.
2: If you would actually do it, you're a cunt and I will laugh at you swallowing whats left of your teeth.
Foxessss <3
2: If you would actually do it, you're a cunt and I will laugh at you swallowing whats left of your teeth.
I've totally been that 2nd fox before.... :_;
Foxessss <3
B_Rik_Schitthaus
Banned
If this is real (which I hope it isn't), then what's the point of holding those up?
Is it meant to say ''Look how big of a fan I am, I have two of the moives on DVD.''
ThaneKrios
Banned
Are you seriously pondering the logic and reasoning skills of someone who not only likes Twilight, but likes it enough to get a giant hideous tattoo of it on their back?
Because I have to tell you, you're barking up the wrong tree for anything resembling sanity.
Crazy woman should have gotten Robert Pattinson's face done on her foot, would have been easier for the tattoo guy.
Edit: Funny pictures thread demands funny pictures. Guess we'll just have to settle for awesome;
B_Rik_Schitthaus
Banned
I think it's more the logic of the guy talking in the photos, like he needed a shot to estabish that she likes it and that is what came out.
And while it is terrible, it's better then this.
haters gonna hate
Snkfanatic
Banned
That tattoo...holy mother of god.
PalaceBrother
Member
Are you really arguing that padlocking someone's ear is a good idea and that you can somehow rationalize it? Really? You're attacking the guy for basically saying "Hey that sounds like a really shitty thing to do to someone".
Edit: Traveling Hobo was right. Awkward post was awkward.
KO Traveling Hobo
Member
I don't advocate padlocking people's earholes, but that other dude's post was really awkward. Did you read it?
the_painted_bird
Member
YyYYYAHHHAHA
Insane Metal
Member
HAhahahaha wtf dude
CHEEZMO™;36881125 said:
3: laugh again when you see the video of the police using a saw to cut it out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJEtJSbRLLA
or a bolt cutter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_2pGOIwVqc
anonymous_abc
Member
Someone should add Bish's face to that and put the word 'banned' somewhere on it.
I probably laughed at this the longest than any picture in this thread. loool.
B_Rik_Schitthaus
Banned
Just someone who stared into the abyss too long, recognise the symptoms. Hard to lay off.
B_Rik_Schitthaus
Banned
I think that gif is the natural end point of the image/text meme.
It's done.
It's done.
Wtf? How often does this happen?
B_Rik_Schitthaus
Banned
The power of silent film runs through his veins.
KO Traveling Hobo
Member
Is there a version without the word bubble?
KO Traveling Hobo
Member
Everyone knows American police eat donuts, not McDonald's.
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