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Devolution
the fabulous one
(04-14-2012, 12:20 AM)
And it's not even consistent between men either. With some it's just slightly darker with others it's several shades darker. And if he's cut it's even got a band of different colored skin close to the head of the penis.

Is it because it grows? Stretches? I've had some conversations about this and haven't heard a solid consensus.

If this is an incredibly dumb inquiry I apologize.
Eggman
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(04-14-2012, 12:21 AM)
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Devo you're too young for this.

My dick is dark, but it's small. Oxymoron.
Digishine
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(04-14-2012, 12:21 AM)
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Your still a little girl Devo. U will know it at the right time but that time is not now.
Atramental
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(04-14-2012, 12:22 AM)
The Dork Side
narcosis219
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(04-14-2012, 12:22 AM)
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Isn't this also the case with vag skin? The labia at least
echoshifting
(04-14-2012, 12:22 AM)
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Did you check, gaf? Yeah, you checked.

I checked

serious answer: high blood flow + thin skin? would be my guess
Emitan
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(04-14-2012, 12:22 AM)
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Because it's inappropriate to tan your dick. It's indecent.
wolfmat
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(04-14-2012, 12:22 AM)
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I'm only intimately involved with one dick, and I don't want to go into how it's set up there, but maybe it's because the skin is sort of shriveled, so the pigments are closer together, resulting in an overall darker tone?
Eggman
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(04-14-2012, 12:22 AM)
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Tag fishing
Door2Dawn
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(04-14-2012, 12:22 AM)
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Another goddamn penis thread..
johnsmith
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(04-14-2012, 12:23 AM)
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Your dick is just dirty.
UFRA
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(04-14-2012, 12:23 AM)
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Ah so this is that dick thread you were talking about.
kinggroin
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(04-14-2012, 12:23 AM)
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A question better answered by Timedog methinks.
Bit-Bit
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(04-14-2012, 12:23 AM)
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I wonder the same thing.
freshair
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(04-14-2012, 12:23 AM)
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The genital region (in both males and females) contains the most melanocytes per square inch than any other part of the body. Melanocytes are the pigment producing cells in the body. More pigment = darker color.

Edit: Somebody brought up the fact that the genitals are highly vascularized, which may be the reason why the genitals are darker in color. Or it may be a combination of the two.

Heres a source for my initial statement (thanks to NotKumar): http://www.dermtext.com/common/showi.../Chapter65.pdf

re: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co..._worry_hes_ok/
UFRA
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(04-14-2012, 12:24 AM)
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Yahoo Answers never fails to come through.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...6080036AAOYvpA
Vulcano's assistant
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(04-14-2012, 12:24 AM)
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Evolutionary trait so we don't look silly when tanned.
WonkersTHEWatilla
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(04-14-2012, 12:24 AM)
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I don't think EviLore was giving you the Okay to make a dick thread.
Lucario
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(04-14-2012, 12:25 AM)
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From what I've heard, there's just more pigment on the penis than most other parts of the body, for no particular evolutionary reason. I believe it's an ethnic trait, though, so that's... something?
wolfmat
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(04-14-2012, 12:25 AM)
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The more dick you know...
Full Recovery
(04-14-2012, 12:26 AM)
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Like fine tanned leather.
Desmond
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(04-14-2012, 12:26 AM)
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what's up with GAF tonight?
UrokeJoe
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(04-14-2012, 12:26 AM)
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I like dark pussy lips with a pink surprise.

Oh shit change your avi pic back!
Emitan
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(04-14-2012, 12:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by Vulcano's assistant

Evolutionary trait so we don't look silly when tanned.

Exactly. Gotta tan to match your dick.
Devolution
the fabulous one
(04-14-2012, 12:26 AM)

Originally Posted by freshair

re: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co..._worry_hes_ok/

Not that I doubt it but I wish the source link wasn't broken.
Overdoziz
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(04-14-2012, 12:26 AM)
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It's the poo.
Staccat0
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(04-14-2012, 12:27 AM)
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Mine is multi-colored like camo. Best for hiding it.
Ultimadrago
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(04-14-2012, 12:27 AM)
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Originally Posted by Desmond

what's up with GAF tonight?

Seems standard fare to me.
Vulcano's assistant
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(04-14-2012, 12:27 AM)
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Originally Posted by Billychu

Exactly. Gotta tan to match your dick.

Nature thought of everything.
shadyspace
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(04-14-2012, 12:27 AM)
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Nobody tell her the real reason.
Bay Maximus
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(04-14-2012, 12:27 AM)
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Originally Posted by Door2Dawn

Another goddamn penis thread..

Avatar quote.

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The scientific reason is actually that men's palms are the same color as the rest of their skin before puberty. Afterwards, though extensive and rigorous ambidextrous masturbation the palm skin actually burns onto the shaft permanently creating the darker color. Medical Science 101.
Pollux
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(04-14-2012, 12:27 AM)
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This the topic you didn't have the balls to post...? lol

I'm curious about this as well
Eggman
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(04-14-2012, 12:27 AM)
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Does it become darker if you jerk off alot? I mean, that's all I do with my dick nowadays.
FStop7
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(04-14-2012, 12:28 AM)
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It's darkened and tanned from all the flogging. The friction begins to cook it.
ffdgh
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(04-14-2012, 12:28 AM)
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...err no clue lol
godelsmetric
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(04-14-2012, 12:28 AM)
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mine isn't
the chris
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(04-14-2012, 12:28 AM)
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More thread starters need to be aware of this thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=33382423
Willkiller
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(04-14-2012, 12:28 AM)
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We all tan our dicks.
nVidiot_Whore
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(04-14-2012, 12:28 AM)
I just always assumed it's because everyone wants my dick, including my own pigment.
WoodenLung
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(04-14-2012, 12:28 AM)
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Originally Posted by Dr Eggman

Does it become darker if you jerk off alot? I mean, that's all I do with my dick nowadays.

how black is it? give us a colour code, mine is #a41e1e
MilesWebber
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(04-14-2012, 12:29 AM)
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It's the opposite if you're a readhead. Your dick is somehow even paler.
Van Owen
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(04-14-2012, 12:29 AM)
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My dick is the same color as the rest of me, or possible lighter. It's also cut and a single shade.

Maybe you've just had some weird dicks.
Dynamite Ringo Matsuri
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(04-14-2012, 12:29 AM)
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Paging Revenantkioku... My whole body is rather Frankensteinian in skin tones so...
leadbelly
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(04-14-2012, 12:29 AM)
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Interesting topic of discussion devo. I'm not sure I can give you an answer that will satisfy your dirty sausage curiosity.

I think it gets a little lighter as the skin stretches. *points at penis diagram*
Eggman
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(04-14-2012, 12:29 AM)
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Originally Posted by WoodenLung

how black is it? give us a colour code, mine is #a41e1e

Tashbrooke
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(04-14-2012, 12:30 AM)
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Im pretty sure the more you fap, the darker it gets
Onemic
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(04-14-2012, 12:30 AM)
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I find it's the same with women too. Guess it's more of a general genitalia thing rather than only a dick thing.

Im consistent as a mofo though.
yacobod
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(04-14-2012, 12:30 AM)
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and sports got moved to a different tab for this shit?
Angry Fork
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(04-14-2012, 12:30 AM)
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I don't know why either. When I was in middle school a girl asked to see my nipples and then said that's what color my dick was. I don't know if there's a correlation between nipple color and dick color and I don't know how she knew about that and I didn't but yea there's another tidbit of knowledge if true.
Ultimadrago
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(04-14-2012, 12:30 AM)
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Originally Posted by Dr Eggman



Pink mouth with one tooth nose might be included.

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