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(05-01-2012, 02:49 PM)

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Al Qaeda plots found after decryption of porn video #1

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/04/30/wo...html?hpt=hp_c2

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(CNN) -- On May 16 last year, a 22-year-old Austrian named Maqsood Lodin was being questioned by police in Berlin. He had recently returned from Pakistan via Budapest, Hungary, and then traveled overland to Germany. His interrogators were surprised to find that hidden in his underpants were a digital storage device and memory cards.

Buried inside them was a pornographic video called "Kick Ass" -- and a file marked "Sexy Tanja."

Several weeks later, after laborious efforts to crack a password and software to make the file almost invisible, German investigators discovered encoded inside the actual video a treasure trove of intelligence -- more than 100 al Qaeda documents that included an inside track on some of the terror group's most audacious plots and a road map for future operations.

Future plots include the idea of seizing cruise ships and carrying out attacks in Europe similar to the gun attacks by Pakistani militants that paralyzed the Indian city of Mumbai in November 2008. Ten gunmen killed 164 people in that three-day rampage.
Read more at the link! Lol!!!
the chris
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(05-01-2012, 02:51 PM)

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#2

So Kick-Ass is a porno?
RoboPlato
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(05-01-2012, 02:51 PM)

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He should have put it in his "Game" folder with the rest of his porn. No one would have ever found it there.
Steelrain
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(05-01-2012, 02:52 PM)

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Good thing they caught this stuff.

Not really seeing the funny after reading that though.
SmokyDave
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(05-01-2012, 02:52 PM)

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What an odd co-incidence, I hide my porn in a folder called 'Al-Qaeda Secret Plans'.

Glad they caught him.
LakeEarth
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(05-01-2012, 02:53 PM)

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Wait, so you could click the file and a porno would play, but if there was actual information in that file? That'd be brilliant, you know, if it worked.
Ignis Fatuus
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(05-01-2012, 02:56 PM)

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He should've encoded it in something people wouldn't want to watch. Like episodes of Jersey Shore.
marrec
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(05-01-2012, 02:56 PM)

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I really want to hear more about the Crypto efforts... that's the sexy part.
Count Dookkake
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(05-01-2012, 02:57 PM)

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Originally Posted by the chris: View Post
So Kick-Ass is a porno?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/K8syI.jpg[IMG]
Kick Ass Pictures would be my guess.
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(05-01-2012, 02:58 PM)

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rather ingenious.
Vilix
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(05-01-2012, 02:59 PM)

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Mohammed and Jeleela Make a Porno? 0.o
SimleuqiR
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(05-01-2012, 03:01 PM)

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Originally Posted by the chris: View Post
So Kick-Ass is a porno?
http://i.imgur.com/K8syI.jpg
It made me hard...does that count?
ChiTownBuffalo
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(05-01-2012, 03:02 PM)

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Hello, Tanja.
aku:jiki
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(05-01-2012, 03:02 PM)

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Would be awesome if there was a funny story as to why the cops picked apart his porn, but him hiding memory cards in his boxers kind of gives that away. :(
Rapstah
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(05-01-2012, 03:03 PM)

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Would they ever have found it if he hadn't hidden it inside his underpants? Say he had just put it in his bad or whatever, would they ever have thought it was not porn?
marrec
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(05-01-2012, 03:04 PM)

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Originally Posted by aku:jiki: View Post
Would be awesome if there was a funny story as to why the cops picked apart his porn, but him hiding memory cards in his boxers kind of gives that away. :(
They probably pick apart anything that they get off a suspected operative and it becomes clear pretty quickly when there is stegged info in a file.
Kinitari
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(05-01-2012, 03:05 PM)

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Originally Posted by Rapstah: View Post
Would they ever have found it if he hadn't hidden it inside his underpants? Say he had just put it in his bad or whatever, would they ever have thought it was not porn?
Yeah, the whole point about putting it into porn is that the porn in itself makes it inconspicuous. Had he just hid it on his laptop in a folder labeled "games" along with 10 other clips, no one would have batted an eye.

No one keeps their porn in their underwear.
B_Rik_Schitthaus
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(05-01-2012, 03:07 PM)

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Should have called the file
'Boring stuff, not porn, snooker results and the like... not porn.'
Last edited by B_Rik_Schitthaus; 05-01-2012 at 03:09 PM.
el retorno
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(05-01-2012, 03:27 PM)

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Originally Posted by Rapstah: View Post
Would they ever have found it if he hadn't hidden it inside his underpants? Say he had just put it in his bad or whatever, would they ever have thought it was not porn?
I´m assuming he was flaged or something and all his stuff was going to be searched and that he knew this and thought he might get it through with the underwear trick.