BGBW
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(05-01-2012, 10:58 AM)

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Futa

Or if this is being read in the future by the media in order to find some dirt on me because I somehow hit the big time; futa.
Willkiller
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(05-01-2012, 11:04 AM)

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#252

Women.
Mecha_Infantry
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(05-01-2012, 11:54 AM)

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#253

OK let me carry on

Other than the ones I noted:

Red hair
As a black man, I LOVE my white ladies, especially if they have red hair and pale skin. Fucking mad.

Tattoos
A lot of them. Like whole arms, thighs, neck, legs, feet, fingers, etc. Just not the face. Will want that preserved
Timedog
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(05-01-2012, 11:58 AM)

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#254

The 5 minutes before lunch in 10th grade Geometry every fucking day.
Hazanko
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(05-01-2012, 11:59 AM)

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#255

Nothing
nicoga3000
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(05-01-2012, 12:21 PM)

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#256

Whenever my fiancée brings pin-up style to the bedroom. A+
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Buddha Beam
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(05-01-2012, 12:52 PM)

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#257

Whenever my fiancé gets hot for another dude is a big one. Especially if said dude has a big one. Then sex gets really dirty and lasts several rounds.
5 inch and above high heels. Also Maryjanes.
Remote controlled panties in public.
Micro bikinis.
My finance's hair in a bun.
Anything Wonder Woman.
Public exhibition.
Big tits.
Watching my fiancé masturbate.

I could list like 20 more but I have to go to work now. lol.
bud
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(05-01-2012, 12:54 PM)

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Originally Posted by Buddha Beam: View Post
Whenever my fiancé gets hot for another dude is a big one. Especially if said dude has a big one. Then sex gets really dirty and lasts several rounds.
5 inch and above high heels. Also Maryjanes.
Remote controlled panties in public.
Micro bikinis.
My finance's hair in a bun.
Anything Wonder Woman.
Public exhibition.
Big tits.
Watching my fiancé masturbate.

I could list like 20 more but I have to go to work now. lol.
whoa, i had no idea these things exist!
Martian
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(05-01-2012, 01:01 PM)

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#259

When a girl knows how to act in public, so no arrogant or rude behaviour.
Garters are sexy as hell
When she softly presses her boobs agains me (torso or arms)
Lip-bite
Eating sexy

I could go on forever, but these are to ones in the top of my head right now
dragonlife
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(05-01-2012, 01:24 PM)

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#260

Originally Posted by Moppet13: View Post
I have to ask, what is anal winking?
Probably when the anal cavity opens and closes--as if winking--after a big cock has pulled out from it and the receiver is spreading his/her cheeks.

Cue camera zoom.
Last edited by dragonlife; 05-01-2012 at 01:34 PM.
kai3345
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(05-01-2012, 01:56 PM)

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Originally Posted by dragonlife: View Post
Probably when the anal cavity opens and closes--as if winking--after a big cock has pulled out from it and the receiver is spreading his/her cheeks.

Cue camera zoom.
This is why I dont watch anal porn. After the huge dick comes out it looks like an endless gaping void, or a fucking Sarlacc pit from Star Wars or something
mtsmylie
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(05-01-2012, 02:00 PM)

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#262

Buttstuff.
RELAYER
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(05-01-2012, 02:01 PM)
#263

Belly buttons.
Guerrillas in the Mist
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(05-01-2012, 02:02 PM)

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#264

Having my ears played with.
RurouniZel
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(05-01-2012, 02:04 PM)

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#265

Being tickled.
djdac
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(05-01-2012, 02:08 PM)

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#266

fat chicks bro
Hot Coldman
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(05-01-2012, 02:09 PM)

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Originally Posted by Martian: View Post
When a girl knows how to act in public, so no arrogant or rude behaviour.
Garters are sexy as hell
When she softly presses her boobs agains me (torso or arms)
Lip-bite
Eating sexy

I could go on forever, but these are to ones in the top of my head right now
wat
Omegasquash
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(05-01-2012, 02:21 PM)

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Nice hips. It just brings the package together. A girl can be cute, hot...whatever. Get a set of hips swinging and it turns sexy real quick.
Buddha Beam
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(05-01-2012, 02:21 PM)

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Originally Posted by Green Scar: View Post
wat
Hot dogs, carrots, cucumbers, vanilla ice cream cones, candy canes, lollipops, etc.
I assume.
benzy
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(05-01-2012, 02:25 PM)

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#270

Originally Posted by Green Scar: View Post
wat
sext0n
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(05-01-2012, 02:25 PM)

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#271

tits
Count Dookkake
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(05-01-2012, 02:26 PM)

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Originally Posted by Borgnine: View Post
I think Count Dookakke said it best: anal winking.
lol. I remember typing that, but I do not remember the thread.

Originally Posted by dragonlife: View Post
Probably when the anal cavity opens and closes--as if winking--after a big cock has pulled out from it and the receiver is spreading his/her cheeks.

Cue camera zoom.
No, this is not anal winking. That's gaping.

Anal winking is just a flex of the anus.
PinkCrayon
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(05-01-2012, 02:40 PM)

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#273

Australian accents get me pretty hot and bothered. Also, I enjoy a fine ass.
neojubei
Will drop pants for Sony.
(05-01-2012, 02:42 PM)
#274

Wish I could date but life is crappy at the moment. Asian guys usually do it for me.
Hot Coldman
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(05-01-2012, 02:42 PM)

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#275

Originally Posted by benzy: View Post
If only there was an Alison Brie .gif to convince me of the validity of every fetish.
DarkKyo
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(05-01-2012, 02:45 PM)

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#276



Melons.
andymcc
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(05-01-2012, 02:54 PM)

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#277

-garter belts/nice hose
-lacy undies
-good makeup
-expansive vocabulary
-dark hair
-pleasant accent (a refined southern accent)
DarkKyo
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(05-01-2012, 02:56 PM)

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#278

Originally Posted by PinkCrayon: View Post
Australian accents get me pretty hot and bothered. Also, I enjoy a fine ass.
gdt
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(05-01-2012, 02:59 PM)

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#279

I think I have a fantasy about fishnet stockings. I would probably explode immediately if I got to a girl's place and she only has fishnets on.
kai3345
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(05-01-2012, 03:01 PM)

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#280

I've never met an attractive Aussie girl (or any Aussie girl for that matter)

But I think if I did I'd fall in love right then and there.
PhoncipleBone
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(05-01-2012, 03:02 PM)

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Originally Posted by PinkCrayon: View Post
Australian accents get me pretty hot and bothered. Also, I enjoy a fine ass.
Originally Posted by DarkKyo: View Post
Let's just go to the source for that one:

Originally Posted by Quoted for size:



Originally Posted by kai3345: View Post
I've never met an attractive Aussie girl (or any Aussie girl for that matter)

But I think if I did I'd fall in love right then and there.
And another hot aussie:

H3xum
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(05-01-2012, 03:05 PM)

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#282

Originally Posted by Apeopleman: View Post

And my turn on is Jared Leto.

Most talented musician/band in the world and best of all time.

Most talented actor of all time, best all time.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Anyway.

Anything with my ears, breathing heavy, kissing, biting, etc.

Originally Posted by Apeopleman: View Post

And my turn on is Jared Leto.

Most talented musician/band in the world and best of all time.

Most talented actor of all time, best all time.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ok ok. Bye
PinkCrayon
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(05-01-2012, 03:07 PM)

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#283

Originally Posted by PhoncipleBone: View Post
Let's just go to the source for that one:
yvonne pics

pretty much
MidnightScott
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(05-01-2012, 03:10 PM)

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#284

When I make out and kiss my boyfriend.
Emitan
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(05-01-2012, 03:16 PM)

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#285

Originally Posted by Plywood: View Post
Women.

oh god they're everywhere on the internet and outside
how do you feel when a woman is reading your posts? do a get a little chubby when they reply?
kai3345
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(05-01-2012, 03:20 PM)

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#286

The acknowledgement of my existence by another human being turns me on
Emitan
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(05-01-2012, 03:22 PM)

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#287

Originally Posted by DarkKyo: View Post


Melons.
I used to know her name. I forget now :S

Fuuko?

Originally Posted by BGBW: View Post
Futa

Or if this is being read in the future by the media in order to find some dirt on me because I somehow hit the big time; futa.
I dont know why but this post made me laugh
Last edited by Emitan; 05-01-2012 at 03:38 PM.
Indrid Cold1
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(05-01-2012, 03:35 PM)

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#288

Oh please let her name be fuuko. HHHNNHGGH
show me your skeleton
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(05-01-2012, 04:03 PM)

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#289

yeah, it's fuuko. see also hitomi tanaka, rin aoki or yoko matsugane.
jaxword
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(05-01-2012, 04:15 PM)

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DMPrince
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(05-01-2012, 04:21 PM)

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Originally Posted by MidnightScott: View Post
When I make out and kiss my boyfriend.
which weekly boyfriend?
Emwitus
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(05-01-2012, 04:24 PM)

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#292

Originally Posted by Dresden: View Post
kinggroin
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(05-01-2012, 04:27 PM)

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#293

Smelling my wife's feet when they are a little sweaty.

Or, when my wife wears her nice bra and purposely bends over a lot so I can satisfy my voyeuristic fantasies.

I love my wife.
Wubby
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(05-01-2012, 04:27 PM)

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#294

Short skirts !
Bay Maximus
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(05-01-2012, 04:28 PM)

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#295

Holy shit at the melon picture. Depending on which boss walks by I could have either gotten fired or promoted.
Skidd
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(05-01-2012, 04:41 PM)

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#296

Originally Posted by Alucrid: View Post
id rather they wear
Video: Putting on leather pants (Obviously a little NSFW)

You're welcome.
shadyspace
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(05-01-2012, 04:41 PM)

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#297

It also makes me not want to kill myself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB8e8urQgaQ
Deified Data
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(05-01-2012, 04:51 PM)

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Originally Posted by Buddha Beam: View Post
Whenever my fiancé gets hot for another dude is a big one. Especially if said dude has a big one. Then sex gets really dirty and lasts several rounds.
Your either have the highest or lowest self-esteem I've ever seen.
Sentry
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(05-01-2012, 05:15 PM)

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#299

This thread is going downhill. FAST.
Petrie
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(05-01-2012, 05:38 PM)

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Originally Posted by Deified Data: View Post
Your either have the highest or lowest self-esteem I've ever seen.
This is pretty common among kinks.