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BGBW
Maturity, bitches.
(05-01-2012, 11:58 AM)
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Futa

Or if this is being read in the future by the media in order to find some dirt on me because I somehow hit the big time; futa.
Willkiller
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(05-01-2012, 12:04 PM)
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Women.
Mecha_Infantry
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(05-01-2012, 12:54 PM)
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OK let me carry on

Other than the ones I noted:

Red hair
As a black man, I LOVE my white ladies, especially if they have red hair and pale skin. Fucking mad.

Tattoos
A lot of them. Like whole arms, thighs, neck, legs, feet, fingers, etc. Just not the face. Will want that preserved
Timedog
good credit (by proxy)
(05-01-2012, 12:58 PM)
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The 5 minutes before lunch in 10th grade Geometry every fucking day.
Hazanko
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(05-01-2012, 12:59 PM)
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Nothing
nicoga3000
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(05-01-2012, 01:21 PM)
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Whenever my fiancée brings pin-up style to the bedroom. A+
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Buddha Beam
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(05-01-2012, 01:52 PM)
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Whenever my fiancé gets hot for another dude is a big one. Especially if said dude has a big one. Then sex gets really dirty and lasts several rounds.
5 inch and above high heels. Also Maryjanes.
Remote controlled panties in public.
Micro bikinis.
My finance's hair in a bun.
Anything Wonder Woman.
Public exhibition.
Big tits.
Watching my fiancé masturbate.

I could list like 20 more but I have to go to work now. lol.
bud
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(05-01-2012, 01:54 PM)
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Originally Posted by Buddha Beam

Whenever my fiancé gets hot for another dude is a big one. Especially if said dude has a big one. Then sex gets really dirty and lasts several rounds.
5 inch and above high heels. Also Maryjanes.
Remote controlled panties in public.
Micro bikinis.
My finance's hair in a bun.
Anything Wonder Woman.
Public exhibition.
Big tits.
Watching my fiancé masturbate.

I could list like 20 more but I have to go to work now. lol.

whoa, i had no idea these things exist!
Martian
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(05-01-2012, 02:01 PM)
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When a girl knows how to act in public, so no arrogant or rude behaviour.
Garters are sexy as hell
When she softly presses her boobs agains me (torso or arms)
Lip-bite
Eating sexy

I could go on forever, but these are to ones in the top of my head right now
dragonlife
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(05-01-2012, 02:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by Moppet13

I have to ask, what is anal winking?

Probably when the anal cavity opens and closes--as if winking--after a big cock has pulled out from it and the receiver is spreading his/her cheeks.

Cue camera zoom.
Last edited by dragonlife; 05-01-2012 at 02:34 PM.
kai3345
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(05-01-2012, 02:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by dragonlife

Probably when the anal cavity opens and closes--as if winking--after a big cock has pulled out from it and the receiver is spreading his/her cheeks.

Cue camera zoom.

This is why I dont watch anal porn. After the huge dick comes out it looks like an endless gaping void, or a fucking Sarlacc pit from Star Wars or something
mtsmylie
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(05-01-2012, 03:00 PM)
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Buttstuff.
RELAYER
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(05-01-2012, 03:01 PM)
Belly buttons.
Guerrillas in the Mist
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(05-01-2012, 03:02 PM)
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Having my ears played with.
RurouniZel
Asks questions so Ezalc doesn't have to
(05-01-2012, 03:04 PM)
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Being tickled.
djdac
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(05-01-2012, 03:08 PM)
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fat chicks bro
Hot Coldman
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(05-01-2012, 03:09 PM)
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Originally Posted by Martian

When a girl knows how to act in public, so no arrogant or rude behaviour.
Garters are sexy as hell
When she softly presses her boobs agains me (torso or arms)
Lip-bite
Eating sexy

I could go on forever, but these are to ones in the top of my head right now

wat
Omegasquash
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(05-01-2012, 03:21 PM)
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Nice hips. It just brings the package together. A girl can be cute, hot...whatever. Get a set of hips swinging and it turns sexy real quick.
Buddha Beam
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(05-01-2012, 03:21 PM)
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Originally Posted by Green Scar

wat

Hot dogs, carrots, cucumbers, vanilla ice cream cones, candy canes, lollipops, etc.
I assume.
benzy
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(05-01-2012, 03:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by Green Scar

wat

sext0n
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(05-01-2012, 03:25 PM)
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tits
Count Dookkake
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(05-01-2012, 03:26 PM)
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Originally Posted by Borgnine

I think Count Dookakke said it best: anal winking.

lol. I remember typing that, but I do not remember the thread.

Originally Posted by dragonlife

Probably when the anal cavity opens and closes--as if winking--after a big cock has pulled out from it and the receiver is spreading his/her cheeks.

Cue camera zoom.

No, this is not anal winking. That's gaping.

Anal winking is just a flex of the anus.
PinkCrayon
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(05-01-2012, 03:40 PM)
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Australian accents get me pretty hot and bothered. Also, I enjoy a fine ass.
neojubei
Will drop pants for Sony.
(05-01-2012, 03:42 PM)
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Wish I could date but life is crappy at the moment. Asian guys usually do it for me.
Hot Coldman
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(05-01-2012, 03:42 PM)
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Originally Posted by benzy

If only there was an Alison Brie .gif to convince me of the validity of every fetish.
DarkKyo
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(05-01-2012, 03:45 PM)
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Melons.
andymcc
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(05-01-2012, 03:54 PM)
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-garter belts/nice hose
-lacy undies
-good makeup
-expansive vocabulary
-dark hair
-pleasant accent (a refined southern accent)
DarkKyo
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(05-01-2012, 03:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by PinkCrayon

Australian accents get me pretty hot and bothered. Also, I enjoy a fine ass.

gdt
blow in her face and
she'll follow you anywhere
(05-01-2012, 03:59 PM)
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I think I have a fantasy about fishnet stockings. I would probably explode immediately if I got to a girl's place and she only has fishnets on.
kai3345
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(05-01-2012, 04:01 PM)
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I've never met an attractive Aussie girl (or any Aussie girl for that matter)

But I think if I did I'd fall in love right then and there.
PhoncipleBone
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(05-01-2012, 04:02 PM)
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Originally Posted by PinkCrayon

Australian accents get me pretty hot and bothered. Also, I enjoy a fine ass.

Originally Posted by DarkKyo

Let's just go to the source for that one:

Originally Posted by Quoted for size




Originally Posted by kai3345

I've never met an attractive Aussie girl (or any Aussie girl for that matter)

But I think if I did I'd fall in love right then and there.

And another hot aussie:

H3xum
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(05-01-2012, 04:05 PM)
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Originally Posted by Apeopleman


And my turn on is Jared Leto.

Most talented musician/band in the world and best of all time.

Most talented actor of all time, best all time.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Anyway.

Anything with my ears, breathing heavy, kissing, biting, etc.

Originally Posted by Apeopleman


And my turn on is Jared Leto.

Most talented musician/band in the world and best of all time.

Most talented actor of all time, best all time.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ok ok. Bye
PinkCrayon
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(05-01-2012, 04:07 PM)
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Originally Posted by PhoncipleBone

Let's just go to the source for that one:
yvonne pics


pretty much
MidnightScott
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(05-01-2012, 04:10 PM)
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When I make out and kiss my boyfriend.
Emitan
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(05-01-2012, 04:16 PM)
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Originally Posted by Plywood

Women.

oh god they're everywhere on the internet and outside

how do you feel when a woman is reading your posts? do a get a little chubby when they reply?
kai3345
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(05-01-2012, 04:20 PM)
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The acknowledgement of my existence by another human being turns me on
Emitan
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(05-01-2012, 04:22 PM)
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Originally Posted by DarkKyo



Melons.

I used to know her name. I forget now :S

Fuuko?

Originally Posted by BGBW

Futa

Or if this is being read in the future by the media in order to find some dirt on me because I somehow hit the big time; futa.

I dont know why but this post made me laugh
Last edited by Emitan; 05-01-2012 at 04:38 PM.
Indrid Cold1
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(05-01-2012, 04:35 PM)
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Oh please let her name be fuuko. HHHNNHGGH
show me your skeleton
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(05-01-2012, 05:03 PM)
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yeah, it's fuuko. see also hitomi tanaka, rin aoki or yoko matsugane.
jaxword
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(05-01-2012, 05:15 PM)
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DMPrince
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(05-01-2012, 05:21 PM)

Originally Posted by MidnightScott

When I make out and kiss my boyfriend.

which weekly boyfriend?
Emwitus
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car flags everywhere
(05-01-2012, 05:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by Dresden

kinggroin
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(05-01-2012, 05:27 PM)
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Smelling my wife's feet when they are a little sweaty.

Or, when my wife wears her nice bra and purposely bends over a lot so I can satisfy my voyeuristic fantasies.

I love my wife.
Wubby
(05-01-2012, 05:27 PM)
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Short skirts !
Bay Maximus
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(05-01-2012, 05:28 PM)
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Holy shit at the melon picture. Depending on which boss walks by I could have either gotten fired or promoted.
Skidd
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(05-01-2012, 05:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by Alucrid

id rather they wear

Video: Putting on leather pants (Obviously a little NSFW)

You're welcome.
shadyspace
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(05-01-2012, 05:41 PM)
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It also makes me not want to kill myself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB8e8urQgaQ
Deified Data
(05-01-2012, 05:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by Buddha Beam

Whenever my fiancé gets hot for another dude is a big one. Especially if said dude has a big one. Then sex gets really dirty and lasts several rounds.

Your either have the highest or lowest self-esteem I've ever seen.
Sentry
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(05-01-2012, 06:15 PM)
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This thread is going downhill. FAST.
Petrie
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(05-01-2012, 06:38 PM)
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Originally Posted by Deified Data

Your either have the highest or lowest self-esteem I've ever seen.

This is pretty common among kinks.

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