Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
(05-01-2012, 10:54 PM)

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I've got Irish coursing through my gene pool (great grandmother & grandmother). Feels like it explains my high tolerance for liquor, love for corned beef, and potatoes.
Slayven
gimme some o dat God-crafted alabaster greatness
(05-01-2012, 11:12 PM)

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I am probably the only one in this thread, but does anyone watch Jerseylicious? They are getting a black spinoff called Chicagolicious
Bay Maximus
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(05-01-2012, 11:17 PM)

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Sooo, I'm sitting in the silence of my apartment living room studying and I hear some kids running around playing. Doesn't bother me one bit honestly. Suddenly, I hear my neighbor who was been living here for about a month now yelling at the kids to go elsewhere and to not be skating in the apt hall. Now usually this wouldn't bother me because we all know the cranky type, but something about his voice just told me to go check it out. I mean he sounded truly upset over some children giggling and playing who sounded about 6-10 years old tops. As he starts walking back into his apt room he's still yelling and he says something about getting violent which I just thought was my imagination at first. Well, he's actually in his apartment at that point and he's just ripping off "niggers" and "nigger-bitches" so loud that I could hear him in my apartment. I'm just picking my jaw up off the floor. I mean, we see each other going to work at least a few times a week and we nod or exchange brief hellos and yet I had no idea about the piece of shit I've been living next to this last month. It's going to take the cohesive will of every fiber of my fucking being not to cuss this shithead out the next time I see him. I'm not a religious man, but I might need a prayer after this one. Over some kids skating and giggling in the hallway What a piece of fucking shit. I can't even concentrate anymore. I need to go out for awhile. /rant
Count Dookkake
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(05-01-2012, 11:18 PM)

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"We're black, not deaf!"
Slayven
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(05-01-2012, 11:30 PM)

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Originally Posted by Count Dookkake: View Post
"We're black, not deaf!"
Leave that on his apartment door, written in feces.
captmcblack
God-Tier ghetto pass
(05-01-2012, 11:45 PM)

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rofl, I saw that! It's Natural's Law, sorta.

I was going to quote it in that thread, but I figured I was going to stay away from Johnny Law and avoid kissing the beehive altogether.
DrFunk
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(05-02-2012, 12:04 AM)

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Opiate gonna Opiate
Slayven
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(05-02-2012, 12:08 AM)

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Originally Posted by The Faceless Master: View Post
So black people are like shitty tattoos and used games? All in 2 weeks. We must go deeper
Boombloxer
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(05-02-2012, 12:59 AM)

Originally Posted by Zoramon089: View Post
You never saw the thread when GTA:SA was revealed...let's just say half the thread are still banned from that
Was hilarious to read.

Still the best-selling GTA.
Devolution
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(05-02-2012, 01:01 AM)

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Originally Posted by Lebron: View Post
Yeah, the whole "I won't be able to relate to him" lines lol.
As if everyone who games is a white male. Just wow, the sheer ignorance.
Slayven
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(05-02-2012, 01:13 AM)

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Would have had more respect if they just said they didn't want to play as a black dude.
DominoKid
Geocities gawdamn :(
(05-02-2012, 02:51 AM)

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tyler perry studios burning down?
I am pleased
Bay Maximus
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(05-02-2012, 03:00 AM)

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Originally Posted by DominoKid: View Post
tyler perry studios burning down?
I am pleased
Fuck outta here with that man.
Professor Beef
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(05-02-2012, 03:01 AM)

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Originally Posted by DominoKid: View Post
tyler perry studios burning down?
I am pleased
spindashing am cry
SoilBreak
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(05-02-2012, 03:04 AM)

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Originally Posted by DominoKid: View Post
tyler perry studios burning down?
I am pleased

good.....good
ViewtifulJC
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(05-02-2012, 03:09 AM)

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Originally Posted by DominoKid: View Post
tyler perry studios burning down?
*kanyeshrug*

No more coonery buffoonery I suppose
Topher
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(05-02-2012, 03:12 AM)

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Originally Posted by DominoKid: View Post
tyler perry studios burning down?
I am pleased
Cold blooded.
Lebron
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(05-02-2012, 04:36 AM)

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Originally Posted by DominoKid: View Post
tyler perry studios burning down?
I am pleased
Some men just want to watch the world burn
Gattsu25
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(05-02-2012, 04:57 AM)

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Originally Posted by DominoKid: View Post
tyler perry studios burning down?
I am pleased
I wish him no harm

I've only seen a half of one of his movies :\
The Faceless Master
(05-02-2012, 05:02 AM)

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Originally Posted by DominoKid: View Post
tyler perry studios burning down?
I am pleased
think about the big picture... all that money being brought into the local economy in ATL...
Devolution
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(05-02-2012, 05:17 AM)

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been revisiting some 80s electro tonight. God damn nostalgia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKTAJkVFvCI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1waaDyVt5lY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh1AypBaIEk

I need more.
Professor Beef
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(05-02-2012, 05:43 AM)

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Jam On It was always a favorite of mine when I was a kid. My mom used to blast it on the radio for me during car rides.
Devolution
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(05-02-2012, 05:49 AM)

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Originally Posted by Professor Beef: View Post
Jam On It was always a favorite of mine when I was a kid. My mom used to blast it on the radio for me during car rides.
Also got

Body Work
Let the Music Play
Rockit
DominoKid
Geocities gawdamn :(
(05-02-2012, 06:59 AM)

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Brian McKnight - Let Me Show You How Your Pussy Works (Full Version)

im definitely playing this for chicks as an icebreaker lol.
i could sell the fuck out of this.
Htown
STOP SHITTING ON MY MOTHER'S HEADSTONE
(05-02-2012, 07:13 AM)

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Originally Posted by Professor Beef: View Post
It was from a promo he did before a PPV. Can't remember which promo or PPV though.
Think I found it. Though that shot was probably used in more than one promo during his badass heel run last year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU0i6RASUOw
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
(05-02-2012, 07:37 AM)

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Originally Posted by DominoKid: View Post
Brian McKnight - Let Me Show You How Your Pussy Works (Full Version)

im definitely playing this for chicks as an icebreaker lol.
i could sell the fuck out of this.
Im gonna say this now. R kelly is gonna do a remix of this and try to make it a club banger
DominoKid
Geocities gawdamn :(
(05-02-2012, 07:39 AM)

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i would definitely support Kells flexing on that shit.
CommonSense
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(05-02-2012, 09:35 AM)

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Originally Posted by Oldschoolgamer: View Post
I've got Irish coursing through my gene pool (great grandmother & grandmother). Feels like it explains my high tolerance for liquor, love for corned beef, andtatoes.
Me too man.

Anyway I had to go open my shop at 330 today for a switch cutover and guess what? I got pulled over in a podunk town by a fucking bigot cop.

He pulls me over and says "I thought your tail light was out...guess it isn't. Where are you going? I said "to the company that I OWN" he says "nobody opens at 3 in the morning" and I reply "ever work in IT? Thats primetime for us"....he then says "Are you sure I didn't just see you pull out of Aces (a "black bar") parking lot a second ago?"..."nope"...."do you own this car sir?"......at this point I was so pissed I informed him I Golf with the mayor of his town every Monday and I would be sure to bring him up during our round. I was so pissed off I was seeing red. He couldn't get out of there fast enough....asshole


edit: it doesn't sound that bad but the attitude this 24 or 25 year old kid showed me was horrible. He laughed when I said I owned a company and sneered when he asked if I owned my car...

Edit: Isn't it the fucking worst when you drive by a cop and make eye contact and KNOW he's going to tail you or pull you over?
Last edited by CommonSense; 05-02-2012 at 09:51 AM.
zero_suit
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(05-02-2012, 02:36 PM)

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Originally Posted by CommonSense: View Post
Me too man.

Anyway I had to go open my shop at 330 today for a switch cutover and guess what? I got pulled over in a podunk town by a fucking bigot cop.

He pulls me over and says "I thought your tail light was out...guess it isn't. Where are you going? I said "to the company that I OWN" he says "nobody opens at 3 in the morning" and I reply "ever work in IT? Thats primetime for us"....he then says "Are you sure I didn't just see you pull out of Aces (a "black bar") parking lot a second ago?"..."nope"...."do you own this car sir?"......at this point I was so pissed I informed him I Golf with the mayor of his town every Monday and I would be sure to bring him up during our round. I was so pissed off I was seeing red. He couldn't get out of there fast enough....asshole


edit: it doesn't sound that bad but the attitude this 24 or 25 year old kid showed me was horrible. He laughed when I said I owned a company and sneered when he asked if I owned my car...

Edit: Isn't it the fucking worst when you drive by a cop and make eye contact and KNOW he's going to tail you or pull you over?
Wow, I thought he would be older.
DominoKid
Geocities gawdamn :(
(05-02-2012, 03:50 PM)

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Originally Posted by CommonSense: View Post
Me too man.

Anyway I had to go open my shop at 330 today for a switch cutover and guess what? I got pulled over in a podunk town by a fucking bigot cop.

He pulls me over and says "I thought your tail light was out...guess it isn't. Where are you going? I said "to the company that I OWN" he says "nobody opens at 3 in the morning" and I reply "ever work in IT? Thats primetime for us"....he then says "Are you sure I didn't just see you pull out of Aces (a "black bar") parking lot a second ago?"..."nope"...."do you own this car sir?"......at this point I was so pissed I informed him I Golf with the mayor of his town every Monday and I would be sure to bring him up during our round. I was so pissed off I was seeing red. He couldn't get out of there fast enough....asshole


edit: it doesn't sound that bad but the attitude this 24 or 25 year old kid showed me was horrible. He laughed when I said I owned a company and sneered when he asked if I owned my car...

Edit: Isn't it the fucking worst when you drive by a cop and make eye contact and KNOW he's going to tail you or pull you over?
i dont think pulling status doesnt really help in situations like these.
you've seen the fresh prince episode.
will and carlton still got locked up even though they namedropped Uncle Phil's friend who was the biggest lawyer in their town.

i dont mind when a cop tails me, i kinda expect it.
it just annoys me when they keep tailing me, even though i could point out about 20 other cars doing shit worth getting stopped for.
Bay Maximus
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(05-02-2012, 03:52 PM)

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Originally Posted by CommonSense: View Post
Me too man.

Anyway I had to go open my shop at 330 today for a switch cutover and guess what? I got pulled over in a podunk town by a fucking bigot cop.

He pulls me over and says "I thought your tail light was out...guess it isn't. Where are you going? I said "to the company that I OWN" he says "nobody opens at 3 in the morning" and I reply "ever work in IT? Thats primetime for us"....he then says "Are you sure I didn't just see you pull out of Aces (a "black bar") parking lot a second ago?"..."nope"...."do you own this car sir?"......at this point I was so pissed I informed him I Golf with the mayor of his town every Monday and I would be sure to bring him up during our round. I was so pissed off I was seeing red. He couldn't get out of there fast enough....asshole


edit: it doesn't sound that bad but the attitude this 24 or 25 year old kid showed me was horrible. He laughed when I said I owned a company and sneered when he asked if I owned my car...

Edit: Isn't it the fucking worst when you drive by a cop and make eye contact and KNOW he's going to tail you or pull you over?
Man, this is the last thing I need to be reading right now. I don't know if it's all the studying or the elections or what but this shit is really getting under my skin recently. One question I have to ask though; who the fuck does open a shop at 3AM?? You IT guys are nuts.
Imm0rt4l
my titty out of milk
(05-02-2012, 04:26 PM)

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Originally Posted by Devolution: View Post
I like listening to this kinda stuff, one of the reasons I like Chromeo. Takes it way back.
Slayven
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(05-02-2012, 05:07 PM)

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Defense force predicting is boring now. You are always right.
The Faceless Master
(05-02-2012, 05:18 PM)

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i refuse to put replies into that thread.
DominoKid
Geocities gawdamn :(
(05-02-2012, 05:23 PM)

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Originally Posted by Imm0rt4l: View Post
I like listening to this kinda stuff, one of the reasons I like Chromeo. Takes it way back.
another Chromeo fan on GAF.
Imm0rt4l
my titty out of milk
(05-02-2012, 05:30 PM)

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Originally Posted by DominoKid: View Post
another Chromeo fan on GAF.
*fist bump
magnificent83
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(05-02-2012, 05:34 PM)

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I didn't realize GAF didn't like Chromeo till Youtube's livestream of Austin City Limits and they were shitted on
Imm0rt4l
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(05-02-2012, 05:58 PM)

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lol @ equating black people and other minorities to dating fat women.
Zoramon089
(05-02-2012, 06:02 PM)

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So...is this an example of...what was it? Natural's Law? In a thread about someone's female friend who was revolted at the thought of sleeping with someone who wasn't white (and that reaction was mainly at the OP bringing up his attraction to black women). Black dudes = fat white women?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...&postcount=175

Quote:
ok, i got that part. wouldn't it be "disgusting" for someone in this thread to have sex with a fat white chick if they prefer white people themselves? I mean, I think you'd be hard-pressed to say that black dude's penises look exactly the same as a white guy's, visually. since obviously one guy is black and one guy is white.
Imm0rt4l
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(05-02-2012, 06:03 PM)

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Not natural law, just passive aggressive racist bullshit. Nothing wrong with saying "I find I'm really only attracted to white guys", it's another to say "Eewwww, minorities in my vagina?! Not happening!!"
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zero_suit
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(05-02-2012, 06:06 PM)

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Originally Posted by Imm0rt4l: View Post
lol @ equating black people and other minorities to dating fat women.
Never underestimate the stupidity of some folks on GAF.
DY_nasty
#partoftheproblem
(05-02-2012, 07:03 PM)

I've considered giving them their long awaited Reverse-Racism thread a couple of times now... just for kicks
The Faceless Master
(05-02-2012, 07:14 PM)

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all i gotta say is ... now, more than ever ... we need that cake soap thread ...
DY_nasty
#partoftheproblem
(05-02-2012, 07:15 PM)

wtf is cake soap?
Imm0rt4l
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(05-02-2012, 07:27 PM)

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Originally Posted by DY_nasty: View Post
wtf is cake soap?
I believe it's just a regular bar of soap, but I think it's been popularized by a dancehall artist to mean a skin bleaching soap of some kind, I might be a little off.

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(05-02-2012, 07:27 PM)

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Originally Posted by The Faceless Master: View Post
all i gotta say is ... now, more than ever ... we need that cake soap thread ...
youre gonna try it again, arent you?
Satch
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(05-02-2012, 07:28 PM)

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Originally Posted by DY_nasty: View Post
wtf is cake soap?
edible soap that you can buy in a variety of flavors

i think one of the more popular ones is "sponge cake", but i'm quite partial to "german chocolate" myself
Dreams-Visions
I'm mad as hell but this sandwich is delicious
(05-02-2012, 07:29 PM)

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Originally Posted by DY_nasty: View Post
wtf is cake soap?
a skin bleaching product, popular in the Caribbean.
Imm0rt4l
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(05-02-2012, 07:32 PM)

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Originally Posted by Parallax: View Post
youre gonna try it again, arent you?
The only attractive black women can attribute their beauty to their white features part two.