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ViewtifulJC
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(05-04-2012, 02:49 AM)
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Originally Posted by Imm0rt4l

I was at an annual aviation convention and I had fried chicken on my plate as I was walking past the buffet line. My hands were full and I was sorta looking through the different stuff and the older gentlemen next in line got some tongs and put watermelon on my plate, awkward. I don't even fucking like watermelon.

Slayven
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(05-04-2012, 02:50 AM)
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Originally Posted by Imm0rt4l

I was at an annual aviation convention and I had fried chicken on my plate as I was walking past the buffet line. My hands were full and I was sorta looking through the different stuff and the older gentlemen next in line got some tongs and put watermelon on my plate, awkward. I don't even fucking like watermelon.

You should have found your black partner and looked out for each other.
Imm0rt4l
my titty out of milk
(05-04-2012, 02:57 AM)
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Originally Posted by Slayven

You should have found your black partner and looked out for each other.


Originally Posted by ViewtifulJC

I should mention that I majored in Aviation Management, the aviation industry is largely white male, 40 somethings.....I don't want to burn any bridges since aviation is "the largest little industry". Everybody knows everybody.
Last edited by Imm0rt4l; 05-04-2012 at 03:03 AM.
Imm0rt4l
my titty out of milk
(05-04-2012, 03:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by Tiger uppercut

alright black-gaf

google tatyiana foxx,

and have a very good not safe work time.

Oh my


In return I'd like to present

Codi Bryant (America Moore)
Isis taylor(she's peruvian/israeli or some other cocktail)
soul creator
at 10 you suck
at 9 you're f*cked
at 8 you're a sucker
at 7 a motherf*cker
(05-04-2012, 03:28 AM)
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so I mentioned a while back in this thread that I started watching The Game. Just got to the episode with this:



highlight of the whole fucking series seen that gif a million times and didn't know where it was from

edit: goddamn he's an asshole though
Last edited by soul creator; 05-04-2012 at 03:35 AM.
Baby Milo
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(05-04-2012, 03:32 AM)
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Originally Posted by soul creator

so I mentioned a while back in this thread that I started watching The Game. Just got to the episode with this:



highlight of the whole fucking series seen that gif a million times and didn't know where it was from

LOL is that Drogo?
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
(05-04-2012, 03:32 AM)
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That type of situation quickly tests your patience, mental fortitude, and ability to think quickly.

I almost failed that test when I was under zoo like observation, whilst enjoying my daily lunch. They never saw minorities eat and one person started joking like we were cool.

Then I heard, "do you all play basketball?" Almost fucked around and caught a body like that.

"don't do it, pls don't do it
If one of us goes in then we all
Go through it"
DY_nasty
#notmine
(05-04-2012, 03:41 AM)
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The Game used to be my favorite guilty pleasure show.

Then they came back and jumped every shark they could in one episode...
Imm0rt4l
my titty out of milk
(05-04-2012, 03:47 AM)
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Originally Posted by Baby Milo

LOL is that Drogo?

first thought that came to my mind as well. Speaking of which, I believe Drogo is dating/married? to Lisa Bonet. The guy would make an awesome Kratos is ever there was a God of War movie, but I remember David Jaffe saying he'd like to see Djimon Honsou. Interesting pick.
soul creator
at 10 you suck
at 9 you're f*cked
at 8 you're a sucker
at 7 a motherf*cker
(05-04-2012, 03:52 AM)
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Originally Posted by Baby Milo

LOL is that Drogo?

Yep
The Faceless Master
(05-04-2012, 04:01 AM)
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Originally Posted by Oldschoolgamer

Watermelon is low tier melon, but the seedless variant is still good. Cantaloupe is where it's at.

Yeah, I like watermelon, but honeydew and cantaloupe are superior.
The Faceless Master
(05-04-2012, 04:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by SoilBreak

fried chicken sucks.

Edit your post before I PM a mod. That has gotta be bankable!
SoilBreak
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(05-04-2012, 04:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by The Faceless Master

Edit your post before I PM a mod. That has gotta be bankable!



I stand by what I said!
Slayven
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(05-04-2012, 04:42 AM)
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Originally Posted by Imm0rt4l

I should mention that I majored in Aviation Management, the aviation industry is largely white male, 40 somethings.....I don't want to burn any bridges since aviation is "the largest little industry". Everybody knows everybody.

I figured that, everybody knows in crowd of white people or Asians or Samoans black people develop the ability to sense other black people.

It has only failed me once, at a miniature gaming convention. To be fair I was in a civil war gaming tournament playing as Confederates.
The Faceless Master
(05-04-2012, 04:57 AM)
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Originally Posted by SoilBreak

I stand by what I said!

lol @ bankable, Swiftkey letting me down with DAT AUTOCORRECT
Face it Tiger..
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(05-04-2012, 05:05 AM)
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Originally Posted by Imm0rt4l

Oh my


In return I'd like to present

Codi Bryant (America Moore)
Isis taylor(she's peruvian/israeli or some other cocktail)

Codi's got a weirdly shaped face would still hit

Isis is great.
Topher
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(05-04-2012, 05:06 AM)
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Originally Posted by Slayven


It has only failed me once, at a miniature gaming convention. To be fair I was in a civil war gaming tournament playing as Confederates.

That must've been awkward.
Imm0rt4l
my titty out of milk
(05-04-2012, 05:38 AM)
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Originally Posted by Tiger uppercut

Codi's got a weirdly shaped face would still hit

Isis is great.

Isis is too pretty for porn. Even though there is no such thing.
DominoKid
Geocities gawdamn :(
(05-04-2012, 06:58 AM)
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nah there's definitely such a thing

see: Ashlyn Rae.
i'm just left with a feeling like "of all the things, you picked porn???"
Gattsu25
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(05-04-2012, 07:06 AM)
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Originally Posted by Slayven

It has only failed me once, at a miniature gaming convention. To be fair I was in a civil war gaming tournament playing as Confederates.

.........did you win?
staticneuron
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(05-04-2012, 07:49 AM)
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Originally Posted by Baby Milo

LOL is that Drogo?

Jason momoa

Aka Conan the barbarian.

Aka Ronan Dex

Find this all interesting because I didn't really recognize it was the same actor till I read about it in an article.
MWS Natural
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(05-04-2012, 08:31 AM)
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I have little annoying racial shit happen to me at work from time to time so I figured I would share. Call it the Corporate Negro series. All stories are not funny but they all are true.



This morning I had some BCAA shake powder (watermelon flavor of course) on my desk at work in a small zip lock bag. CIO of the company walks into my cube, see's it and picks it up. His question:

"What is this pink crack??"

-_-
Last edited by MWS Natural; 05-04-2012 at 08:33 AM.
Yasae
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(05-04-2012, 09:45 AM)
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Originally Posted by MWS Natural

I have little annoying racial shit happen to me at work from time to time so I figured I would share. Call it the Corporate Negro series. All stories are not funny but they all are true.



This morning I had some BCAA shake powder (watermelon flavor of course) on my desk at work in a small zip lock bag. CIO of the company walks into my cube, see's it and picks it up. His question:

"What is this pink crack??"

-_-

"NI-"

*calm breath*
Rayven_king
it's winter? hit the beach
(05-04-2012, 09:56 AM)
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Originally Posted by MWS Natural

I have little annoying racial shit happen to me at work from time to time so I figured I would share. Call it the Corporate Negro series. All stories are not funny but they all are true.



This morning I had some BCAA shake powder (watermelon flavor of course) on my desk at work in a small zip lock bag. CIO of the company walks into my cube, see's it and picks it up. His question:

"What is this pink crack??"

-_-

shii
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
(05-04-2012, 10:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by MWS Natural

I have little annoying racial shit happen to me at work from time to time so I figured I would share. Call it the Corporate Negro series. All stories are not funny but they all are true.



This morning I had some BCAA shake powder (watermelon flavor of course) on my desk at work in a small zip lock bag. CIO of the company walks into my cube, see's it and picks it up. His question:

"What is this pink crack??"

-_-


pink crack?.... i can only imagine your expression.
DY_nasty
#notmine
(05-04-2012, 10:40 AM)
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So I'm working on my sonnets

and i'm having trouble

nothing rhymes with wonder or with woman

any advice? kthnx


31 to go
Devolution
the fabulous one
(05-04-2012, 10:42 AM)
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Originally Posted by DY_nasty

So I'm working on my sonnets

and i'm having trouble

nothing rhymes with wonder or with woman

any advice? kthnx


31 to go

Only thing that rhymes that I know of that is close is Truman. So uh use some nuke metaphors.
Professor Beef
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(05-04-2012, 10:45 AM)
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Originally Posted by DY_nasty

So I'm working on my sonnets

and i'm having trouble

nothing rhymes with wonder or with woman

any advice? kthnx


31 to go

For the first: blunder, dundore, funder, grunder, gunder, klunder, lunder, plunder, sunder, thunder, under, wunder

And the second: Woman, omen. lol nothing rhymes
DY_nasty
#notmine
(05-04-2012, 10:59 AM)
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thanks for the advice guys

gonna try and get some of that pink crack too
Satch
ch... deal with ya tag sis before you get clockT. now sashay away.
(05-04-2012, 11:04 AM)
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ok i wont read

JokerofSpades, do you post in here?

we need to talk
Vermillion
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(05-04-2012, 11:54 AM)
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I do. What's up?
Satch
ch... deal with ya tag sis before you get clockT. now sashay away.
(05-04-2012, 11:57 AM)
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Originally Posted by JokerOfSpades

I do. What's up?

You know I love you, right?
Vermillion
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(05-04-2012, 12:00 PM)
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Originally Posted by Satchwar

You know I love you, right?

The faster you pull the trigger is the less it'll hurt me
Satch
ch... deal with ya tag sis before you get clockT. now sashay away.
(05-04-2012, 12:02 PM)
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Originally Posted by JokerOfSpades

The faster you pull the trigger is the less it'll hurt me

Please meet more people.

:(
Vermillion
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(05-04-2012, 12:05 PM)
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Originally Posted by Satchwar

Please meet more people.

:(

Hah, I'm trying. Incidentally, I know quite a lot of people. But they're of a similar mindset on those matters.

EDIT: Or at least those I've talked to about it.
The Faceless Master
(05-04-2012, 03:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by DY_nasty

So I'm working on my sonnets

and i'm having trouble

nothing rhymes with wonder or with woman

any advice? kthnx


31 to go

you just gotta MAKE IT RHYME

oh man, yo man, no man, go man, etc... and lots of stuff rhymes with wonder
Slayven
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(05-04-2012, 03:49 PM)
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Originally Posted by Topher

That must've been awkward.

not as much as you would think.

Originally Posted by Gattsu25

.........did you win?

Came in like third.
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
(05-04-2012, 05:58 PM)
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.....what the hell?
spindashing
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(05-04-2012, 07:32 PM)
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guys please

please

please
Slayven
gimme some o dat God-crafted alabaster greatness
(05-04-2012, 10:44 PM)
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Activated angry southern black man limit break on papa John's.
ViewtifulJC
shots fired? we run!
(05-04-2012, 10:54 PM)
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Originally Posted by Slayven

Activated angry southern black man limit break on papa John's.

BlackGuyGlare over the phone? Top-tier
Parallax
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(05-04-2012, 10:54 PM)
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Originally Posted by Slayven

Activated angry southern black man limit break on papa John's.

details. please.
Professor Beef
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(05-04-2012, 11:05 PM)
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Sometimes I wish I could acquire the Black Guy Glare. All I have is the Native-American Stoic Face.

No tears involved.
Maron
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(05-04-2012, 11:05 PM)
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Hey guys, first time posting here. 19 years old, family's from Haiti, I haven't listened to too much music lately but I've loved instrumental hip hop I've heard so far for the most part like Nujabes, Glitch Mob, Onra. I've also liked Tycho. Wanna hear more from those guys when I can, especially Nujabes, heard a bit of his posthumous album and liked it.

Live in Boston...I love to draw cartoons and comics and stuff so I never really stopped being a nerd!

Originally Posted by MWS Natural

I have little annoying racial shit happen to me at work from time to time so I figured I would share. Call it the Corporate Negro series. All stories are not funny but they all are true.



This morning I had some BCAA shake powder (watermelon flavor of course) on my desk at work in a small zip lock bag. CIO of the company walks into my cube, see's it and picks it up. His question:

"What is this pink crack??"

-_-

I'm tempted to make a comic strip out of this.
Mononofu
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(05-04-2012, 11:06 PM)
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Originally Posted by SoilBreak

fried chicken sucks.

I heard of people hating pizza but man...
Last edited by Mononofu; 05-04-2012 at 11:14 PM.
The Faceless Master
(05-04-2012, 11:14 PM)
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well, i just finished cleaning like 40lbs of chicken... tomorrow is gonna be good! first big party/cookout of the summer!
Rayven_king
it's winter? hit the beach
(05-04-2012, 11:43 PM)
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It just took every ounce of energy to activate the glare, I've got this girl in my bed and I'm tryin to hit and she just gave me the "I don't think this is a good idea....blah blah I got a boyfriend blah blah blah"
Parallax
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(05-05-2012, 12:44 AM)
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Originally Posted by Rayven_king

It just took every ounce of energy to activate the glare, I've got this girl in my bed and I'm tryin to hit and she just gave me the "I don't think this is a good idea....blah blah I got a boyfriend blah blah blah"

shes got a dude, but shes in your bed.....
Devolution
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(05-05-2012, 12:55 AM)
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Originally Posted by Parallax

shes got a dude, but shes in your bed.....

Some people have no shame.
Slayven
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(05-05-2012, 01:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by ViewtifulJC

BlackGuyGlare over the phone? Top-tier

Originally Posted by Parallax

details. please.

I ordered pizza online about 4:30, got an email that said it was going to be 30 to 45 minutes. (Be advised that the papa johns is literally 0.8 miles from my house)I said cool, and got into a bit of Just Cause 2. And you know how time can go fast when you are just fucking around in a game. I started getting hungry and then remembered I ordered a pizza. It was 5:30. I called the store and asked what was going on, and they told me to wait another 30 to 40 minutes. Mentally I was like "Oh hell no", and politely asked for a manager. Dude said he was a manager and hung up in my face.

While I was on the phone the pizza came, if they had not hung up on me I would have took the L and never used them again. But no he tested my gangsta. I could have kept it real by going to the store and primated it out. But I worked customer service for 5 years and I know how to work the system.

I called the corporate number, calmly and stated my case remembering not to get upset with the girl taking my compliant. She said someone would get back to me in 3-5 business days.

Fast forward to about 6 and I get a call from the owner of the store telling me how sorry he was, and how he will talk tot he employees and I get a free pizza next time I order.



Originally Posted by Professor Beef

Sometimes I wish I could acquire the Black Guy Glare. All I have is the Native-American Stoic Face.

No tears involved.

Native Woman are hot

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