Blablurn
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Men In Black: Alien Crisis Debut Trailer #1

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/de...-men-in/729912

well. it looks as bad as that ps2 game some years ago.
Gui_PT
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(05-09-2012, 06:23 PM)

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#2

Wait... this isn't a trailer from a 2001 game?
ColtraineGF
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(05-09-2012, 06:24 PM)

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#3

Yeah...that's looking pretty rough there.

Not that I was expecting much, but still.
Metal-Geo
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(05-09-2012, 06:24 PM)

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That was genuinely depressing to see and hear.
Kahoona
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(05-09-2012, 06:25 PM)

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#5

How does someone see this and think "Yep, that's what we were going for!"?
sixteen-bit
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(05-09-2012, 06:25 PM)

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#6

OH HELL NO
Hot Coldman
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(05-09-2012, 06:28 PM)

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#7

Looks like shiznit.
Akihabara
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(05-09-2012, 06:29 PM)

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#8

Looks awful.

Even if we were still in the PS2/GC/XBOX era, this would look terrible.
chris.trejo
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(05-09-2012, 06:29 PM)

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lol no way that's a current gen title, it has to be a joke...
Rated-Rsuperstar
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(05-09-2012, 06:31 PM)

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#10

Here's someone playing the demo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PeB-...tailpage#t=90s

Yeah. Day never.
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It's as if it's a PC game from 1999.
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darkressurection
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#13

Originally Posted by Rated-Rsuperstar: View Post
Here's someone playing the demo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PeB-...tailpage#t=90s

Yeah. Day never.
Oh god, that UI is awful.

Edit: Also the PS2 MIB game wasn't too awful, but this one looks like garbage.
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(05-09-2012, 06:33 PM)

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Looks bad but you never know, could be a $20 game or something.

MIB has the potential for a cool game, like an open world game where every mission revolved around finding or capturing a certain alien and you would have to talk to people to get information about it.
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Originally Posted by Rated-Rsuperstar: View Post
Here's someone playing the demo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PeB-...tailpage#t=90s

Yeah. Day never.
Dat epic black and white background.
Amalthea
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It's ghhoona bhhee hhone whhiild hrhhide. HHHH-Hhhh-hhhhh!

What a piece of shit.
Prime crotch
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(05-09-2012, 06:37 PM)
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The sound effects seemed placeholder, like most of the graphics.
Rated-Rsuperstar
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(05-09-2012, 06:38 PM)

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Originally Posted by Neuromancer: View Post
Looks bad but you never know, could be a $20 game or something.

MIB has the potential for a cool game, like an open world game where every mission revolved around finding or capturing a certain alien and you would have to talk to people to get information about it.
60 bucks on Amazon. Where's the laughing smiley face when you need it.
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I liked this MiB game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTpDlg422xI
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Hmm... I dunno, looks about right for an iPad game.
Alrus
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#21

Woah this looks so bad.
Apoc87
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#22

Up-rezzed Deadly Premonition.

Dat glaze
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Originally Posted by Rated-Rsuperstar: View Post
60 bucks on Amazon. Where's the laughing smiley face when you need it.
Ffffffff
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WTF did I just watch?
Last edited by Arxisz; 05-09-2012 at 06:46 PM.
haikira
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#25

Meh In Black.
raphier
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(05-09-2012, 06:43 PM)
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They took time traveling way too literally.
sixteen-bit
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Originally Posted by Alrus: View Post
Woah this looks so bad.
It looks even worse than the movie.
JohngPR
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(05-09-2012, 06:45 PM)

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So MIB gets a game and The Avengers doesn't? That doesn't seem very fair.

:(
Rodney McKay
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And people were mad that we didn't get an Avenger's game. SMH
MNC
(05-09-2012, 06:49 PM)
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Originally Posted by Rodney McKay: View Post
And people were mad that we didn't get an Avenger's game. SMH
Hey now, that leaked footage was great.
chickdigger802
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Damn...

And I was just a little bummed that their wasn't gonna be an expendables 2 game.
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Originally Posted by Blablurn: View Post
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/de...-men-in/729912

well. it looks as bad as that ps2 game some years ago.
Originally Posted by Rated-Rsuperstar: View Post
Here's someone playing the demo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PeB-...tailpage#t=90s

Yeah. Day never.
Oh god this looks horrid.
Xander51
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(05-09-2012, 06:56 PM)

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Wow. Why is this getting released?
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A sign of quality: debut trailer for a retail release from a top publisher comes out the week before the game's release.
Darklord
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LOL did they use a Half-life 1 explosion sound for that bomb? It sure sounded like the C4 sound effect.
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Originally Posted by Xander51: View Post
Wow. Why is this getting released?
Merchandising and cross promotion I suppose
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Honestly, the worst thing about the trailer was the voice over. Really bad.
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Originally Posted by Xander51: View Post
Wow. Why is this getting released?
Activision want get people to stupidly buy the game. "Oh Little Jimmy loved that movie, I'm sure he'll love this!"
TheNamelessOne
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Looks ridiculous.
VibratingDonkey
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The gameplay in that demo barely qualifies it as a crappy iOS game. I feel sorry for the people who were ordered to work on this by marketing suits. Suffering somewhat alleviated by the 3 month development period I suppose.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXu1zoPoskM

everybody wants tank controls back so there you go.
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shake ya head
Labadal
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#44

Someone please gif the player jumping in that demo video.
Finalow
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yeah looks like crap indeed. poor MiB. =(
FoneBone
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IIRC this is from one of Activision's low-budget shovelware teams, known mainly for Cabela's games. So the results aren't exactly surprising.
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THQ nearly dying killed the Avengers game. I don't see any reason to be sad for it.




Originally Posted by FoneBone: View Post
IIRC this is from one of Activision's low-budget shovelware teams, known mainly for Cabela's games. So the results aren't exactly surprising.
Given a much more experienced and expensive team still wouldn't be able to make a good game with the deadline imposed by the movie release, you might as well farm it out as cheaply as possible.
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Looks like PC games from 2002.
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I was sort of expecting to spot Ralph Pootawn somewhere in there.
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voice over is soooo bad I'm still laughing