Slurmer
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(05-10-2012, 11:55 PM)

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#1651

There's a really good interview with Bryzgalov on puck daddy if anyone is interested. No babbling, just very genuine.
Socreges
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(05-11-2012, 12:36 AM)

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#1652

Originally Posted by Revenant: View Post
look out KHL, Putin is coming to show you how a real man plays hockey!

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-pu...vaXnWL6fV7vLYF
The other video at that link is especially hilarious.

ATF487
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(05-11-2012, 01:14 AM)

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#1653

Originally Posted by Clydefrog: View Post
hint: that's a great song
The Smiths version surely :)

Also obligatory "He's always Putin it in the top corner"
cube444
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(05-11-2012, 02:01 AM)
#1654

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Curufinwe
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(05-11-2012, 02:57 AM)

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#1655

Originally Posted by Slurmer: View Post
There's a really good interview with Bryzgalov on puck daddy if anyone is interested. No babbling, just very genuine.
I checked it out, and it was good.
Alucard
taste the Taaaaang
(05-11-2012, 03:09 AM)

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#1656

Originally Posted by MutFox: View Post
She doesn't care about his career... :(
He's probably gonna break off the engagement if the Caps don't win. :(
Alucard
taste the Taaaaang
(05-11-2012, 03:12 AM)

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#1657

Flyers' eulogy over at Puck Daddy, written by Pensblog:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-pu...3Rpb25z;_ylv=3

cube444
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(05-11-2012, 03:29 AM)
#1658

That's not even remotely funny. Sounds like more sour grapes from the overrated Penguins and their fans.
Socreges
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(05-11-2012, 04:11 AM)

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#1659

If you hate something enough, it doesn't need to actually be funny in order to be funny. I bet Pens fans are loving it right now.

It is pretty terrible, though.
Curufinwe
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(05-11-2012, 04:17 AM)

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#1660

It's amazing how bitter Pittsburgh fans are over losing one out of three playoff series to the Flyers over a five year period even though they won a Cup in that time, but perhaps that hilarious tombstone helps distract them from the fact that Crosby's brief period as best player in the world ended on 1/1/11.
CrazedArabMan
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(05-11-2012, 04:34 AM)

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#1661

Originally Posted by Socreges: View Post
If you hate something enough, it doesn't need to actually be funny in order to be funny. I bet Pens fans are loving it right now.

It is pretty terrible, though.
They also loved how the best team in 40 years almost got swept in the first round.
sefskillz
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(05-11-2012, 04:40 AM)

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#1662

Originally Posted by ATF487: View Post
The Smiths version surely :)
MORRISSEYS CHEST
Ra\/en
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(05-11-2012, 06:06 AM)

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#1663

TOO MUCH TIME IN BETWEEN HOCKEY GAMES!

:(.



Go Caps!
bardia
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(05-11-2012, 06:59 AM)

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#1664

Originally Posted by Ra\/en: View Post
TOO MUCH TIME IN BETWEEN HOCKEY GAMES!

:(.



Go Caps!
Oh wait.. play offs are still happening?
Clydefrog
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(05-11-2012, 10:04 AM)

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#1665

in the meantime, learn some French:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sQk...eature=related
cube444
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(05-11-2012, 12:37 PM)
#1666

Originally Posted by Alucard: View Post
His wife couldn't wait until after game 7? This is gonna mess with his focus, man! He'll just be thinking about changing diapers when he's in goal!
He is already taking after his dad:

sn1pes
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(05-11-2012, 03:44 PM)

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#1667

meh, nevermind. Not worth it.
Last edited by sn1pes; 05-11-2012 at 03:48 PM.
yankeehater
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(05-11-2012, 03:51 PM)

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#1668

Originally Posted by sn1pes: View Post
meh, nevermind. Not worth it.
LOL at the stay classy flyers fan comment. Selective quoting is fun:

Originally Posted by Bryz:
Philadelphia has great fans, they are the majority. They are always with the team in difficult times. Even after a mistake they say words of support.
Oh noes a few fans gave Bryz a hard time after he basically scored on himself in an elimination game, what monsters.

Edit: Oh you edited it.
rellix
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(05-11-2012, 04:44 PM)

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#1669

Originally Posted by cube444: View Post
That's not even remotely funny. Sounds like more sour grapes from the overrated Penguins and their fans.
That's Pensblog in a nutshell. Bad photoshops and.. oh, that's it.
bishoptl
(05-11-2012, 08:22 PM)

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#1670

fuck your NHL playoffs, there's a Bikini Hockey League incoming:


Quote:
Not even the creator of the Bikini Hockey League thought his idea would generate the reaction it has.

"I never dreamed in a million years that we would have this much interest in it," league owner Cary Eskridge said. "I'm just thrilled beyond my wildest dreams."

The notion of athletic young women playing hockey in swimwear has apparently touched a nerve, resulting in a frenzy of interest. The Bikini Hockey League's website received 60,000 hits within a four-hour period of the initial announcement. Interview requests have poured in, including radio-show requests from as far away as London. Numerous sponsorship and franchise inquiries have come in as well as player applications from both coasts and Canada.

While interest has mushroomed (lol), don't expect to see pucks and two-pieces flashing by at your nearby arena anytime soon. Eskridge, whose background is in video production, is starting with just two teams, the formation of which will be the basis for a reality show. The pilot episode will begin filming next month in Eskridge's hometown of Tulsa.

"We have several different networks that are interested already," Eskridge said. "We're not able to say who right now, but we feel like this could truly be compelling and interesting. There's always a storyline with girls being from different areas of the country and the different personalities."

Expansion to a full-blown league with franchises in other cities is in the talking stages.
Quebec City is an odds-on favourite.
Socreges
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(05-11-2012, 08:31 PM)

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Quote:
"We have several different networks that are interested already," Eskridge said. "We're not able to say who right now, but we feel like this could truly be compelling and interesting. There's always a storyline with girls being from different areas of the country and the different personalities. Also, titties."
Fixed.
q_q
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(05-11-2012, 08:50 PM)

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#1672

Originally Posted by Alucard: View Post
Flyers' eulogy over at Puck Daddy, written by Pensblog:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-pu...3Rpb25z;_ylv=3

Classless Pens fans? What a surprise.
Cagey
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(05-11-2012, 11:13 PM)

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#1673

Originally Posted by bishoptl: View Post
fuck your NHL playoffs, there's a Bikini Hockey League incoming:



Quebec City is an odds-on favourite.
The one hockey league where everyone will want southern expansion.
snack
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(05-11-2012, 11:45 PM)

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#1674

Originally Posted by bishoptl: View Post
fuck your NHL playoffs, there's a Bikini Hockey League incoming:



Quebec City is an odds-on favourite.
I want the lingerie football league back.
Lone_Prodigy
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(05-11-2012, 11:47 PM)

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#1675

Teams will be stacked.
Kave_Man
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(05-11-2012, 11:52 PM)

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#1676

Originally Posted by Cagey: View Post
The one hockey league where everyone will want southern expansion.
Pervert.
snack
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(05-11-2012, 11:53 PM)

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#1677

Breast puns evar.
CrazedArabMan
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(05-12-2012, 12:04 AM)

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#1678

Originally Posted by bishoptl: View Post
fuck your NHL playoffs, there's a Bikini Hockey League incoming:



Quebec City is an odds-on favourite.
NHL ratings down 50%, GAF ratings up 90%.

Seriously, this is something I could get behind... I'm going to start a local team now!
Smiley90
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(05-12-2012, 01:33 AM)

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#1679

Originally Posted by CrazedArabMan: View Post
NHL ratings down 50%, GAF ratings up 90%.

Seriously, this is something I could get behind... I'm going to start a local team now!
I see what you did there. ;)
CrazedArabMan
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(05-12-2012, 02:11 AM)

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#1680

Originally Posted by Smiley90: View Post
I see what you did there. ;)
I have no idea what you are talking about.

yes it was on purpose
Socreges
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(05-12-2012, 02:35 AM)

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CrazedArabMan
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(05-12-2012, 02:43 AM)

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#1682

Originally Posted by Socreges: View Post
[img]http://i.minus.com/iwqjudo3gYEW8.jpg[img]
nope
Alucard
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(05-12-2012, 02:51 AM)

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#1683

The word "class" has been tossed around a lot on this page. Nom nom nom.
Alucard
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(05-12-2012, 03:09 AM)

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#1684

Originally Posted by bishoptl: View Post
fuck your NHL playoffs, there's a Bikini Hockey League incoming:



Quebec City is an odds-on favourite.
Doctor West
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(05-12-2012, 03:26 AM)

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#1685

Originally Posted by bishoptl: View Post
fuck your NHL playoffs, there's a Bikini Hockey League incoming:



Quebec City is an odds-on favourite.
How long until a fake titty is popped by a blocked shot?
Marvie_3
(05-12-2012, 03:43 AM)

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#1686

Crosby must be thrilled that there's finally a league where he can fully show off his feminine side in.
Kuro Madoushi
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(05-12-2012, 04:12 AM)

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#1687

Originally Posted by CrazedArabMan: View Post
NHL ratings down 50%, GAF ratings up 90%.

Seriously, this is something I could get behind... I'm going to start a local team now!
Something is 50% up
Desibabu
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(05-12-2012, 04:47 AM)

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#1688

No Sedin sisters jokes? I'm mildly dissapointed.
Marvie_3
(05-12-2012, 04:51 AM)

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#1689

Originally Posted by Desibabu: View Post
No Sedin sisters jokes? I'm mildly dissapointed.
They're too ugly for that league.
Socreges
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(05-12-2012, 04:58 AM)

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#1690

Originally Posted by Marvie_3: View Post
They're too ugly for that league.
They've got the moves, they don't need the looks.

Last edited by Socreges; 05-12-2012 at 05:00 AM.
MetatronM
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(05-12-2012, 08:21 AM)

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#1691

Ooh, scored tickets for tomorrow (err, tonight, I guess) from a coworker again. Lucky!

Still have a bad feeling about this one, though.
Clydefrog
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(05-12-2012, 08:57 AM)

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#1692

Originally Posted by MetatronM: View Post
Ooh, scored tickets for tomorrow (err, tonight, I guess) from a coworker again. Lucky!

Still have a bad feeling about this one, though.
Rangers 4-0
SpectreFire
(05-12-2012, 09:41 AM)

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#1693

Is it time to repost those pictures of Paulina's Gretzkey's crotch?

Because there sure as hell ain't hockey to talk about.
Hunter S Thompson
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(05-12-2012, 02:09 PM)

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#1694

Originally Posted by Cagey: View Post
The one hockey league where everyone will want southern expansion.
No keep them up North where the nipples remain hard!!!
Alucard
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(05-12-2012, 02:14 PM)

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#1695

Originally Posted by Clydefrog: View Post
Rangers 4-0
vatstep
This poster pulses with an appeal so broad the typical restraints of our societies fall by the wayside.
(05-12-2012, 04:50 PM)

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#1696

Let's just get this shit over with. Rangers will win, unfortunately.
Revenant
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(05-12-2012, 05:31 PM)

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#1697

Originally Posted by Socreges: View Post
The other video at that link is especially hilarious.

Insinuating they're going easy on him?

clearly you're just jealous of his lightning speed and wicked backhand!

Quote:
"We have several different networks that are interested already," Eskridge said. "We're not able to say who right now, but we feel like this could truly be compelling and interesting. There's always a storyline with girls being from different areas of the country and the different personalities."
I bet the middle aged men watching will no doubt be thrilled to learn each girls story of how they found their way to the bikini hockey league while they crank one out.
Last edited by Revenant; 05-12-2012 at 05:37 PM.
Solo
he got what he thought he wanted, but lost that which was most important
(05-12-2012, 05:44 PM)

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#1698

Stretched boxes on ice. I approve.
Red_Man
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(05-12-2012, 06:40 PM)

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#1699

Originally Posted by SpectreFire: View Post
Is it time to repost those pictures of Paulina's Gretzkey's crotch?

Because there sure as hell ain't hockey to talk about.
Wait, what? Did I miss these? I moved and didn't have internet and cable for almost a week, these must have been posted during that period. I demand reposts!
~Kinggi~
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(05-12-2012, 09:24 PM)

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Rangers must win tonight. YOU GOTTA GO FAST RANGERS. goddamn