NeoGAF

somedevil · (05-11-2012, 01:05 AM)

Originally Posted by Officerrob:

Raw was shit

Well, impact wrestling should be better with piped in you suck chants for bobbie roode while most the crowd sits on there hands.

NawidA · (05-11-2012, 01:06 AM)

Originally Posted by SUPREME1:

I have a new found respect for Kane.

Dude looks as happy as man can be with his wife. Props.

Honestly, Soul Playa's infectious enthusiasm for Kane is the best part of the thread. The rest of the thread you can mostly read in Vickie Guerrero's voice.

jobber · (05-11-2012, 01:07 AM)

ho ho hoooooooo wow

Officerrob · (05-11-2012, 01:10 AM)

Hogan makes me want to change the channel

UberTag · (05-11-2012, 01:10 AM)

Originally Posted by somedevil:

Well, impact wrestling should be better with piped in you suck chants for bobbie roode while most the crowd sits on there hands.

Sits on their hands? TNA can no longer afford to put actual seats in the Impact Zone? :(

jobber · (05-11-2012, 01:13 AM)

when was the last time Winter was on tv? fuck this company

BoboBrazil · (05-11-2012, 01:13 AM)

Hogan is so unbelievable in this role. It's like he's saying everything sarcastically. Can't believe Roode is gonna be the longest reigning champ in TNA history. He's only had it like 7 months.

somedevil · (05-11-2012, 01:13 AM)

Originally Posted by UberTag:

Sits on their hands? TNA can no longer afford to put actual seats in the Impact Zone? :(

Well dixie now has to use that money to pay off her husband to prevent all the dirty information about her affair with AJ Styles to become public knowledge.

Officerrob · (05-11-2012, 01:13 AM)

Oh, something I forgot to add in my live Smackdown rundown, the entire hard camera side of the arena was tarped-off (minus the floor seats).

Mr. Sandman · 01:21 AM

Originally Posted by BoboBrazil:

Hogan is so unbelievable in this role. It's like he's saying everything sarcastically. Can't believe Roode is gonna be the longest reigning champ in TNA history. He's only had it like 7 months.

If you count the NWA-TNA title, Jeff Jarrett held that for 11 months (347 days) from 2004 - 2005.

If you don't, AJ Styles is the longest holder of the TNA title with a 211 day reign....Bobby Roode is around that.

jobber · (05-11-2012, 01:20 AM)

are they fighting for the best ass?

Officerrob · (05-11-2012, 01:21 AM)

Originally Posted by jobber:

are they fighting for the best ass?

Sounds like a good enough reason

BoboBrazil · (05-11-2012, 01:22 AM)

Originally Posted by djsandman:

If you count the NWA-TNA title, Jeff Jarrett held that for 11 months (347 days) from 2004 - 2005.

If you don't, AJ Styles is the longest holder of the TNA title with a 211 day reign....Bobby Roode is around that.

Ahh so they aren't counting the nwa-tna title? That's pretty dumb. Also Tessmacher has to have ass implants. That is just not natural. After seeing the pics of her horrible boob job I wouldn't be surprised if she went too big on the ass ones.

Officerrob · (05-11-2012, 01:26 AM)

Originally Posted by BoboBrazil:

Ahh so they aren't counting the nwa-tna title? That's pretty dumb. Also Tessmacher has to have ass implants. That is just not natural. After seeing the pics of her horrible boob job I wouldn't be surprised if she went too big on the ass ones.

I don't think she really went too big on the breast implants, she just had a bad doctor or went extremely cheap. There is something up with her ass though

Mr. Sandman · (05-11-2012, 01:27 AM)

Originally Posted by BoboBrazil:

Ahh so they aren't counting the nwa-tna title? That's pretty dumb. Also Tessmacher has to have ass implants. That is just not natural. After seeing the pics of her horrible boob job I wouldn't be surprised if she went too big on the ass ones.

I think TNA acknowledged their championship as a different belt when they created it. They don't own the NWA, so they can't roll that title belt's history into their own, like WWE can with WCW.

Officerrob · (05-11-2012, 01:32 AM)

What was the purpose of that chairshot? He wasn't anywhere close to hitting him

BoboBrazil · (05-11-2012, 01:33 AM)

lol at Morgan on the ground twitching

SoulPlaya · (05-11-2012, 01:37 AM)

Originally Posted by SUPREME1:

I have a new found respect for Kane.

Dude looks as happy as man can be with his wife. Props.

It's honestly really rare for a marriage to be this successful in wrestling, especially when one has nothing to do with the business. Kane has said in the past that his attitude and being so low key is what helps.

Kyoufu · (05-11-2012, 01:40 AM)

Well done Soulplaya you have single-handedly destroyed the big red machine image in my mind when I think of Kane. :(

BoboBrazil · (05-11-2012, 01:43 AM)

Awesome promo by RVD for Sacrifice. The guy who does these is great.

NawidA · (05-11-2012, 01:51 AM)

Originally Posted by Kyoufu:

Well done Soulplaya you have single-handedly destroyed the big red machine image in my mind when I think of Kane. :(

Hahaha, yes, though his current mask and voice kind of do that as well.

bigosc2k · (05-11-2012, 01:54 AM)

Austin Aries and along with some of the knockouts are the reason why I watch Impact now and days

BoboBrazil · (05-11-2012, 01:54 AM)

Austin Aries, this is said every week, but this guy is so fucking good.

jobber · (05-11-2012, 02:05 AM)

OH MY GOD!

somedevil · 02:08 AM

Originally Posted by jobber:

OH MY GOD!

lol, AJ Styles slept his way up to the mid card.

Banjoman · (05-11-2012, 02:07 AM)

from Karen to Dixie. Poor AJ.

jobber · (05-11-2012, 02:07 AM)

i'm shocked

i have no words

BoboBrazil · (05-11-2012, 02:08 AM)

Serg vs AJ Dixie On a Pole Match

Banjoman · (05-11-2012, 02:09 AM)

Originally Posted by BoboBrazil:

Serg vs AJ Dixie On a Pole Match

Russo isn't there anymore.

Net_Wrecker · (05-11-2012, 02:09 AM)

dream so jelly right now. AJ Styles got him some Dixie.

BoboBrazil · (05-11-2012, 02:10 AM)

Originally Posted by Banjoman:

Russo isn't there anymore.

Oh Dixie still gets on the pole. Just not on Russo's anymore. Just look at the pictures.

jobber · (05-11-2012, 02:22 AM)

I watch Impact every week for Mr. Park. He's awesome.

BoboBrazil · (05-11-2012, 02:22 AM)

Good James Storm segment. They made him seem like a big deal like he could afford a farm.

jobber · (05-11-2012, 02:26 AM)

he's got a hype video!

jobber · (05-11-2012, 02:28 AM)

he's move over than anyone!

Ultratech · (05-11-2012, 02:31 AM)

I take it Abyss still hasn't found Abyss.

jobber · (05-11-2012, 02:33 AM)

this man should be a wrestler or a manager!

BoboBrazil · (05-11-2012, 02:36 AM)

YOU AINT THE IT FACTOR, YOURE THE SHIT FACTOR

KING MO GOING ALL IN

jobber · (05-11-2012, 02:36 AM)

cursing in my commercials!

MG310 · (05-11-2012, 02:40 AM)

Well, he certainly nailed the bowtie part of the Otunga likeness.

Rafa=FedKilla · (05-11-2012, 02:47 AM)

There he is the Enigmatic Enigma! I hope he wrestles at Slammiversary, there are some good suppliers around here for him.

jobber · (05-11-2012, 02:47 AM)

bobbEH roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo is such an awesome world champion

BoboBrazil · (05-11-2012, 02:49 AM)

Originally Posted by Rafa=FedKilla:

There he is the Enigmatic Enigma! I hope he wrestles at Slammiversary, there are some good suppliers around here for him.

I'm gonna try to get some of the good stuff from RVD.

BoboBrazil · (05-11-2012, 02:52 AM)

King Mo is not looking very intimidating in these segments imitating Hulk Hogan catchphrases.

Rafa=FedKilla · (05-11-2012, 02:58 AM)

When should we expect King Mo to join the roster?

jobber · (05-11-2012, 02:59 AM)

OMG MY GOD WTF YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!

Ultratech · (05-11-2012, 03:00 AM)

Welp, Abyss is back. Abyss would be so happy.

atomsk · (05-11-2012, 03:01 AM)

SousedLouse · (05-11-2012, 03:02 AM)

Originally Posted by Ultratech:

Welp, Abyss is back. Abyss would be so happy.

But then Who Was MR. Park?

SoulPlaya · (05-11-2012, 03:04 AM)

Originally Posted by Kyoufu:

Well done Soulplaya you have single-handedly destroyed the big red machine image in my mind when I think of Kane. :(

He's a lovable guy, lol.