[Azure Dream]

The Episode II OT is finally up:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=473805

Let me know if you see anything blatantly broken I missed. I realize the Release Date list looks a bit bad, and whole thing is just a hair busy, but I can tweak that later.

Like I said before, I didn't want to be a killjoy about not taking title submissions. But not only does "Friend of Friends" reference a gag that appears later (which may be going a little over the line, I'll have to see if people flip out or find it funny), but I thought it tied in nicely with the whole "Shitty Friends" thing; case in point, some people considering Tails the Original Shitty Friend, where it all started. I don't agree with that, but I couldn't resist the reference.

[OMG Aero]

Nice thread, terrible title.

[Hot Coldman]

I still like my title better

[Dark Schala]

Funny story time: Pulled off the flying crate gltich in the warehouse with Tails and Knuckles on it. After a while Tails falls off (or I kicked him off :P) and we're just floating into space, Knuckles and I. We get to the sun and I stop. Nothing happens. I nudge Sonic to the left ever so slightly and suddenly we're both plummeting towards the planet. We land safely without much ado and Tails just flies up next to us as if saying "Oh hi Mark." The first time I tried that I sent the crate hurtling towards the sea, again with Knuckles and Tails on board, and I jumped off leaving them to drown. This is the most fun I've had with the game yet.

That's it. Sonic 2006 should have been an open-world game where you can just exploit the glitches willy-nilly because that kind of stuff is fun to watch.

Silver would have been Sonic 2006's equivalent of Barbatos where if you do something too many times he'll come after you and freeze you with his psy-lock or hurtle you into space.

Otherwise... we told you, man. We told you. Best family game ever, eh?

[Hot Coldman]

That's it. Sonic 2006 should have been an open-world game where you can just exploit the glitches willy-nilly because that kind of stuff is fun to watch. Silver would have been Sonic 2006's equivalent of Barbatos where if you do something too many times he'll come after you and freeze you with his psy-lock or hurtle you into space. Otherwise... we told you, man. We told you. Best family game ever, eh?

That Barbatos thing is some crazy shit.

[TheOGB]

"I'm going right up the middle!"

DDDDDDDD:

[Emitan]

Don't understand why people complain about Sonic 06's loading screens. They're the best part of the game.

[Kokonoe]

Don't understand why people complain about Sonic 06's loading screens. They're the best part of the game.

Sonic Man disagrees.

[Regulus Tera]

Part 118 is up.

[Kokonoe]

Wish there were always Chao at the victory screen.

[Hot Coldman]

Part 118 is up.

Dat ending. Oh Kyle...

[Kokonoe]

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[ColtraineGF]

Watch this.

Quite graceful on his feet. As expected of the Ultimate Lifeform.

Too bad he couldn't stick the finish, tut tut tut.

[Sciz]

Watch this.

In this, as all things, the Ultimate Lifeform excels.

[OMG Aero]

Watch this.

Is ribbon dancing a real olympic sport?
If so I find that far more outrageous than the actual video.

[Professor Beef]

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[Box of Bunnies]

Is ribbon dancing a real olympic sport? If so I find that far more outrageous than the actual video.

Rhythmic gymnastics is the best Olympic sport.

[Dark Schala]

Part 118 is up.

Awwww... I knew they weren't going to make it. It's too bad because I think they were sort of close to the end?

Watch this.

How damn elegant.

Is ribbon dancing a real olympic sport? If so I find that far more outrageous than the actual video.

Yes. It's part of rhythmic gymnastics... it's like... expressing yourself through gymnastics or something and you can either use stuff like ribbons, hoops, clubs, balls, etc as part of your act, or you can do it completely freestyle. I think it only became part of the Olympics in the 1980s or so. Well, it's supposed to promote muscle flexibility and graceful poise.

Uh. I don't know what this says about Shadow since he isn't very graceful in general.

[Professor Beef]

Uh. I don't know what this says about Shadow since he isn't very graceful in general.

Obviously Maria taught him before her untimely death.

[Nocturnowl]

Obviously Maria taught him before her untimely death.

What a friendship they had, though if that's the case i'd expect shadow to break down midway through the event having flashback trauma.

[Professor Beef]

What a friendship they had, though if that's the case i'd expect shadow to break down midway through the event having flashback trauma.

Why do you think he couldn't stick the ending? He was so shaken by the routine Maria passed down to him that it was simply too much for him in the end.

[Nocturnowl]

Why do you think he couldn't stick the ending? He was so shaken by the routine Maria passed down to him that it was simply too much for him in the end.

Deep down I knew what lied beyond that link but against my better judgement I went anyway, was it worth tarnishing my very being for a quick chuckle? probably not

[TheOGB]

Forgot to say I beat Sonic's episode at 2 in the morning.

Urgh.

[SwiftSketcher]

Forgot to say I beat Sonic's episode at 2 in the morning. Urgh.

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[Emitan]

I got all excited that Sonic Colors was getting here tomorrow and then I remembered NO MAIL ON SUNDAYS

D:

[Aaron Strife]

I got all excited that Sonic Colors was getting here tomorrow and then I remembered NO MAIL ON SUNDAYS D:

[Emitan]

THANK YOU

I was totally thinking of this!

I'll probably be streaming Sonic Colors on Monday

[OMG Aero]

THANK YOU I was totally thinking of this! I'll probably be streaming Sonic Colors on Monday

Are you playing it with a d pad or have you learned since then?

[Emitan]

Are you playing it with a d pad or have you learned since then?

I'll be using a PS3 controller.

[Aaron Strife]

True story, I played Colors all the way through with the Wiimote on its side and loved it. It's become my preferred controller method whenever it's available, it's just so simple.

[Articalys]

Happy Mother's Day, people.

[Kokonoe]

True story, I played Colors all the way through with the Wiimote on its side and loved it. It's become my preferred controller method whenever it's available, it's just so simple.

Sometimes I wish the Wiimote was like this.



Just for the fact that I rarely use the pointer and mainly use it as a NES type controller.

[RobbieNick]

Happy Mother's Day, people.

Thanks for posting my article!

[Shadow Hog]

I still have no idea why Mama Robotnik has a mustache.

[ViewtifulJC]

So what's the deal with Mobius. IS that really the name or do we call it Earth? I've just assumed it was Mobius since that's what the cartoon said as a kid.

[Klaymator14]

http://forums.sonicretro.org/index.php?showtopic=28826

Sonic Unleashed PC Port Demo out! Windmill Isle stage

[Shadow Hog]

So what's the deal with Mobius. IS that really the name or do we call it Earth? I've just assumed it was Mobius since that's what the cartoon said as a kid.

"Mobius" only applies to AoStH, SatAM, Underground, Archie, Fleetway, Spinball and Mean Bean Machine. Everything else takes place on an alternate Earth.

[Sciz]

"Mobius" only applies to AoStH, SatAM, Underground, Archie, Fleetway, Spinball and Mean Bean Machine. Everything else takes place on an alternate Earth.

And technically, Archie's Mobius is an alternate far-future Earth anyway.

[Seven Force]

I started playing through Unleashed and got as far as Windmill Isle (Night) Act 2.

...I don't think I'm going to make it through the entire game.

[TheOGB]

I started playing through Unleashed and got as far as Windmill Isle (Night) Act 2. ...I don't think I'm going to make it through the entire game.

I wish I could be playing Unleashed.

[Dark Schala]

I wish I could be playing Unleashed.

The last level I completed in that game was Eggmanland (and I did the PS3 version after I did the Wii version of that). I don't want to play Unleashed for a while, lol. I like Unleashed, but Eggmanland really fucking sours the experience of the game.

How far are you into Shadow's chapter? :P

Happy Mother's Day, people.

Vanilla was alright. And we all know that Mama Robotnik (or Momma Robotnik, but I think we're all kinda used to the first one because of a dear NeoGAF member) was probably the best one.

Some schemes included getting Robotnik to run for president, adopting Sonic as her new son and proving Sonic 4’s physics work by making walls explode just by walking into them.

Nice work on the article, RobbieNick.

[Emitan]

Now I really want to rewatch AoStH!

[Hot Coldman]

So what's the deal with Mobius

SONIC BRUSH HIS TEETH LIKE THIS




AND KNUCKLES BRUSH HIS TEETH LIKE THIS

[TheOGB]

The last level I completed in that game was Eggmanland (and I did the PS3 version after I did the Wii version of that). I don't want to play Unleashed for a while, lol. I like Unleashed, but Eggmanland really fucking sours the experience of the game. How far are you into Shadow's chapter? :P

Literally just finished Flame Core. Fighting Iblis now.

URGH.

I mean, I find Iblis Worm to be the easiest boss so far, but still URGH.

[Azure Dream]

Literally just finished Flame Core. Fighting Iblis now. URGH.

I love that they couldn't come up with a more elegant solution to reset the room than bouncing you around on springs for ten minutes after each hit.

[TheOGB]

I love that they couldn't come up with a more elegant solution to reset the room than bouncing you around on springs for ten minutes after each hit.

Oh yeah, that helps ease the pain.

I love Rouge's Tropical Jungle. Because you can skip the whole damn thing. It's almost sad because Rouge herself isn't too terrible.
EDIT: And then, "Hi, I'm Daisy! long time no see!" And lol @ Omega stocking up on 200 years worth of porn.
The transformations/teleportations in this game are so bootleg :lol

Holy shit I just whooped Mephiles' ass :V

[nintendoman58]

Watch this.

It gets even better.