[CorrisD]

This man tests out Zooeys commands to Siri on the actual Siri. But the real Siri is much slower than in these commercials. Wouldn't this be false advertising, showing that this service is efficient when it really isn't?

While I don't know about other places, here in the UK they have to place a "sequences shortened" at the bottom of the ad by law iirc so as not to "false advertise" phones and other such things working as fast as they do on the advert.

[Dicer]

I like this version of the commercial better

[Shadow780]

While we're on Zooey, somebody explain to me the internet obsession of wanting Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt to get together and make babies.

[Barkley's Justice]

Zooey Deschanel would have gotten nowhere if it wasn't for her looks.

I can't tell if ya'll are joking or not! lol

[devildog820]

While we're on Zooey, somebody explain to me the internet obsession of wanting Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt to get together and make babies.

They would give birth to the Hipster Jesus.

[Zoe]

Thankfully I haven't seen that commercial in a while now. Worst thing ever. Hopefully it's gone.

It is. They replaced that one (and the girl version) with the celebrity commercials after the lawsuits.

While I don't know about other places, here in the UK they have to place a "sequences shortened" at the bottom of the ad by law iirc so as not to "false advertise" phones and other such things working as fast as they do on the advert.

It's the same in the US. There's a disclaimer for everything these days.

[TDK Rises]

Did anyone see the two John Malkovich commercials just now? Now those I can deal with.

[claviertekky]

Team Conan made a parody.

http://youtu.be/iOwN5kpgWGc

[Parallax]

Did anyone see the two John Malkovich commercials just now? Now those I can deal with.

They are creepy as fuck. And awesome to boot.

[blame space]

I genuinely do not understand the joke from the malkovich commercial.

[PhoncipleBone]

I genuinely do not understand the joke from the malkovich commercial.

Malkovich.

[blame space]

two iphones walk into a bar.

malkovich malkovich

[devilhawk]

I genuinely do not understand the joke from the malkovich commercial.

I guess it was from the two stolen iphones. Interesting.

[Bgamer90]

Team Conan made a parody. http://youtu.be/iOwN5kpgWGc

LOL

[Zoe]

I genuinely do not understand the joke from the malkovich commercial.

One explanation I've seen is that when you take the iPhone to a Genius Bar with a problem, they completely wipe it for you.

[blame space]

that's a pretty esoteric joke, isn't it?

[genjiZERO]

yeah seriously, who the fuck gets tomato soup delivered.

Also, she stopped being cute when she got fat.

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Also, she stopped being cute when she got fat.

This thread is about to take a wild turn.

[CrankyJay]

Also, she stopped being cute when she got fat.

Huh? Am I missing something? She's always looked the same to me.

[Nerfgun]

I did laugh at the Malkovich "life" one....

as for the Zooey, I suggest you do as I have done and rid yourself of most commercial watching. in general.

[Eggman]

Also, she stopped being cute when she got fat.

what the fuck

[24FrameDaVinci]

yeah seriously, who the fuck gets tomato soup delivered. Also, she stopped being cute when she got fat.

Holy shit, shallow-GAF reporting for duty early today huh?

I'd bet you think Shawn Johnson is fat too, right?

[genjiZERO]

This thread is about to take a wild turn.

Huh? Am I missing something? She's always looked the same to me.

what the fuck

Yeah, back when she first came out see seemed cute and thin, then all of a sudden I noticed she how wide she seemed. Maybe it was the angles she was being shot at, and she was always wide.

[macuser1of5]

as for the Zooey, I suggest you do as I have done and rid yourself of most commercial watching. in general.

It truly increases quality of life.

Genji the proper term is husky

[Kinyou]

This man tests out Zooeys commands to Siri on the actual Siri. But the real Siri is much slower than in these commercials. Wouldn't this be false advertising, showing that this service is efficient when it really isn't?

I'm honestly surprised that it actually works at all. Pretty cool technology.

[blame space]

but if i stop watching commercials how will i know what to buy? how to live?

[mattiewheels]

Would you guys say Jason Schwartzman is like the male counterpart to this girl? Like making a career out of be insufferably quirky?

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Would you guys say Jason Schwartzman is like the male counterpart to this girl? Like making a career out of be insufferably quirky?

He saved Latin...what did you ever do?

[macuser1of5]

but if i stop watching commercials how will i know what to buy? how to live?

Ask neogaf duh!

[bjork]

Did anyone see the two John Malkovich commercials just now? Now those I can deal with.

I wish there was a version of the Malkovich one where it's just the shot of him through the window laughing, and it just says Malkovich for like 80 seconds.

[tino]

I wish there was a version of the Malkovich one where it's just the shot of him through the window laughing, and it just says Malkovich for like 80 seconds.

Hodor!

[BenjaminBirdie]

Would you guys say Jason Schwartzman is like the male counterpart to this girl? Like making a career out of be insufferably quirky?

Michael Cera, or don't you watch SNL?