[ChiTownBuffalo]

Last night, I met a friend for a bite to eat, and he wanted me there as a wingman because he was meeting some woman he met from an online site. *edit* Plentyoffish He said that she would be bringing a friend along too. I was not keen on this idea at all, but he did promise me free Korean tacos, so I went.

The woman he was going to meet. Well, she advertised herself as 30. I dunno how dumb she thought people were about the "Asian women look younger" thing is. But she was cleary in her mid 40's with aftermarket bolt on accesories.

For some stupid reason, he did not notice a damn thing.

I'm going over to his place tonight. And I am going to pull him aside and wave him off.

So, Bro-GAF, should I have pulled the trigger last night, should I leave it alone?

[dejay]

Tell him to bang that bitch before splitting cougar town.

[Alucrid]

put on wig
make online dating profile
contact friend
get more free korean tacos

[BertramCooper]

It depends.

Do you get more tacos?

[Steelrain]

Let him get some sex.

Mind your business.

[daviyoung]

This really isn't your problem at all. The only involvement you should have is whether to accompany him on his date or not. Everything else is none of your business.

[TheSeks]

put on wig make online dating profile contact friend get more free korean tacos

The only right answer.

[AgentWhiskers]

If he's into her, why interfere? Unless you're suddenly into her as well. If so, promise him free Korean tacos in exchange for a threesome.

[ChiTownBuffalo]

This really isn't your problem at all. The only involvement you should have is whether to accompany him on his date or not. Everything else is none of your business.

What if he gets a wire in his urethra?

And if I was that into this lady, I could easily fuck a brown leather wallet and achieve the same thing. Same color skin and tecture and it looks like that's where money goes.

[SmokyDave]

Doesn't sound like he's bothered so I wouldn't let it bother you either.

Can we get some details about these aftermarket bolt-ons?

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Doesn't sound like he's bothered so I wouldn't let it bother you either. Can we get some details about these aftermarket bolt-ons?

They looked like grapefruits under brown cellophane.

But OK. I'll leave it alone.

I still want to know if he noticed she was 45 or whatever.

[Grakl]

But she was cleary in her mid 40's with aftermarket bolt on accesories.

They looked like grapefruits under brown cellophane.

Reminded me of the novel Neuromancer somehow.

[UnluckyKate]

This made me google korean tacos

Shit that looks delicious

[Alpha_eX]

You sound jealous, why would you get in the way of this? I don't understand.

[ChiTownBuffalo]

You sound jealous, why would you get in the way of this? I don't understand.

The lady set off all sorts of alarms during the meeting.

"Oh, I'm used to places much nicer than this."

"What do you do? I hope that job pays well if you want to date me!"

The fact she said she was 30 but she looked 45.

[Sentry]

So you're friends with Trancetronic in real life?

[Kong Fisso]

The lady set off all sorts of alarms during the meeting. "Oh, I'm used to places much nicer than this." "What do you do? I hope that job pays well if you want to date me!" The fact she said she was 30 but she looked 45.

LOL!

How old is your friend? Fucking an UGLY gold digger is SO pathetic. I mean, you're basically paying a slut for sex so at least have the self confidence to pick a good looking one.

[ElectricBlue187]

The lady set off all sorts of alarms during the meeting. "Oh, I'm used to places much nicer than this." "What do you do? I hope that job pays well if you want to date me!" The fact she said she was 30 but she looked 45.

Asian woman often look very young or very old to most people in the US. Maybe if you've been around Asian women more often you can spot the difference but if your friend doesn't then why should you care?

[Alpha_eX]

The lady set off all sorts of alarms during the meeting. "Oh, I'm used to places much nicer than this." "What do you do? I hope that job pays well if you want to date me!" The fact she said she was 30 but she looked 45.

Those are the real issues, should have opened with that about the age thing.

[shanshan310]

Take him aside asap before he gets attached and can't see that she is not who she says she is. He asked you along as a wingman for a reason: to suss out the lady. You are sussing out the lady and reporting your findings. Screw people who say its not your business. It totally is. If he wants to date a 40yo gold digger let him, just as long as he knows it.

put on wig make online dating profile contact friend get more free korean tacos

lol!

The lady set off all sorts of alarms during the meeting. "Oh, I'm used to places much nicer than this." "What do you do? I hope that job pays well if you want to date me!" The fact she said she was 30 but she looked 45.

She certainly sounds like an Asian woman in her 40's :p

[Chopper]

Let him get on with it.

Meanwhile, how was her friend?

[AgentWhiskers]

This thread is already a graveyard.

The lady set off all sorts of alarms during the meeting. "Oh, I'm used to places much nicer than this." "What do you do? I hope that job pays well if you want to date me!" The fact she said she was 30 but she looked 45.

If he's happy, who gives a fuck? He'll come to learn of these problems on his own. More importantly, what were his past girlfriends/dates like?

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Let him get on with it. Meanwhile, how was her friend?

Friend was nice. Wasn't interested in her.

Past GF was a resident. Great girl, great sense of humor. He totally effed that up. That was on him. He knows it, he's grown and he's moving on, which is good. I just ant him to move in a good direction.

[Chopper]

Friend was nice. Wasn't interested in her.

Ha ha. Fair enough. Nice people do suck. ;)

[shanshan310]

Friend was nice. Wasn't interested in her.

Was she older too?

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Was she older too?

I think she was more around my age, mid-30's. I wasn't intersted in her because she spent time talking about how wrong Obama is to give gay people rights. She was polite, but that's a non-starter.

[Sentry]

dejay
Banned

Kong Fisso
Banned


Heh, who didn't see that one coming.

I think she was more around my age, mid-30's. I wasn't intersted in her because she spent time talking about how wrong Obama is to give gay people rights. She was polite, but that's a non-starter.

Yeah, ignorant and/or stupid opinions are the biggest turn-off in the world for me.

[SmokyDave]

They looked like grapefruits under brown cellophane.

Mmmmm.... grapefruits....

[H3xum]

If he doesn't care, then you shouldn't

I'm sure he knows how old she actually is, but he'll stay in denial to get some action/attention

Let him have it. Your job will be to stop him next time and reference this experience as the reason why, that's being a good friend

[Bolt Vanderhuge]

Well as a good friend you should express your opinion on the matter, honesty is rarely a bad thing. Just don't let it come off as being mean or trying to tell him what to do. If he wants to play on after that, you let him play on (and try to get more free tacos).

[joelseph]

I would skip this battle. He will wake up to the realization soon enough.

[Cidfox]

Your friend is trying to get his slump buster out of the way.
We all go through it sometimes.
You just need that sketchy one to feel more confident and get back out there.

[FairyD]

I think you should leave it alone. Your friend will eventually figure it out on his own. It's a life lesson type of thing that needs to be learned. It worked for Eddie Murphy.

[Kosmo]

Last night, I met a friend for a bite to eat, and he wanted me there as a wingman because he was meeting some woman he met from an online site. *edit* Plentyoffish He said that she would be bringing a friend along too. I was not keen on this idea at all, but he did promise me free Korean tacos, so I went. The woman he was going to meet. Well, she advertised herself as 30. I dunno how dumb she thought people were about the "Asian women look younger" thing is. But she was cleary in her mid 40's with aftermarket bolt on accesories. For some stupid reason, he did not notice a damn thing. I'm going over to his place tonight. And I am going to pull him aside and wave him off. So, Bro-GAF, should I have pulled the trigger last night, should I leave it alone?

I think you missed the double entendre he was dropping.

[ChiTownBuffalo]

As long as there are free Korean tacos.

[Nevasleep]

Maybe your friend is an ass man.
Older Asian women have nice butts, or so I'm told.

[okdakor]

I think you missed the double entendre he was dropping.

Yes it's obvious, "she would be bringing a friend along" = "free Korean taco"

[andycapps]

I don't think we can provide a proper evaluation without pictures. Also, is your friend Trancetronic by any chance?

[CrankyJay]

You can warn him, but I wouldn't be adamant about it. Let him make his own decisions. She might be a lovely lady.

[Ash Sparrow]

Its seems like this on every dating site i've visited, most chicks look way older than advertised. Which is more of a turn off than if they just put there real age,

[ChiTownBuffalo]

So, hung out with my buddy last night and she came up in conversation from him. He said he was going to see her this weekend and asked what I thought.

I told him it was up to him if he wanted to see her again, and that I would always have his back. And that I wanted more free tacos.

And she sent him scandalous photos.

[AgentWhiskers]

So, hung out with my buddy last night and she came up in conversation from him. He said he was going to see her this weekend and asked what I thought. I told him it was up to him if he wanted to see her again, and that I would always have his back. And that I wanted more free tacos. And she sent him scandalous photos.

Good man. Although we all know you're secretly in it for the free tacos.

[andycapps]

So, hung out with my buddy last night and she came up in conversation from him. He said he was going to see her this weekend and asked what I thought. I told him it was up to him if he wanted to see her again, and that I would always have his back. And that I wanted more free tacos. And she sent him scandalous photos.

So are you on your friend's side now or not?

[ChiTownBuffalo]

So are you on your friend's side now or not?

Not really. If he's just in it for the sex, or whatever. Sure. I dunno, if he decides to date this woman for a hile. I'll eventually have to get over on his side.