Dali
(05-16-2012, 12:56 PM)

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Honda reveals newest vehicle, UNI-CUB (butt-controlled Segue) #1

http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2...not-a-car.html

Fancy Corndog
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(05-16-2012, 12:58 PM)

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#2

Woman on left: "I thought my contribution would be a magic show."
teruterubozu
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(05-16-2012, 12:58 PM)

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#3

Fart = turbo?
ChiTownBuffalo
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(05-16-2012, 12:59 PM)

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Originally Posted by teruterubozu: View Post
Fart = turbo?
I feel the VTEC kicking in?
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(05-16-2012, 12:59 PM)

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A segue is when you transition from one thing to another without interruption. A seg-way is a self-balancing two wheeled vehicle (alternatively; a girl who is really fun to bang but you don't want your friends to know that you're doing).
shinobi602
(05-16-2012, 01:01 PM)

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Title should have been:

Humanity hits new low, too lazy to walk.
shira
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(05-16-2012, 01:02 PM)
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Speed racer 2 confirmed
Goldrusher
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(05-16-2012, 01:04 PM)

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Just in time for the new Arrested Development season.

Last edited by Goldrusher; 05-16-2012 at 01:07 PM.
numble
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(05-16-2012, 01:05 PM)

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Its all fun and games until it becomes self-aware and tosses you off a cliff.
Zaptruder
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(05-16-2012, 01:07 PM)

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Looks like it should give your core muscles a good workout (while neglecting everything else).

Pair this with an short range induction grid and an AR HMD. Future.
Shiggie
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(05-16-2012, 01:07 PM)

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Originally Posted by numble: View Post
Its all fun and games until it becomes self-aware and tosses you off a cliff.
too soon?
CiSTM
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(05-16-2012, 01:07 PM)

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So it's segway for people who are too lazy to stand?
Fancy Corndog
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(05-16-2012, 01:08 PM)

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Originally Posted by shinobi602: View Post
Title should have been:

Humanity hits new low, too lazy to walk.
Or stand.
cutmeamango
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(05-16-2012, 01:13 PM)

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Next GT5 dlc, please.
7aged
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(05-16-2012, 01:15 PM)

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Better video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9sbu6ZQHZ4

I got to admit, it looks like fun
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(05-16-2012, 01:17 PM)

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Originally Posted by ThoseDeafMutes: View Post
A segue is when you transition from one thing to another without interruption. A seg-way is a self-balancing two wheeled vehicle (alternatively; a girl who is really fun to bang but you don't want your friends to know that you're doing).
I thought the term for the latter was a moped.
Dubbedinenglish
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(05-16-2012, 01:18 PM)

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A moto-unicycle. The hall jousting matches will be epic with this.
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(05-16-2012, 01:18 PM)

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Originally Posted by shira: View Post
Speed racer 2 confirmed
Terrible product/money loser with cult appeal?
ChiTownBuffalo
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(05-16-2012, 01:18 PM)

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Huh, butt controlled.

But Asians generally have no asses at all. Just flat and bony.

Will they tone the sensitivity down when they sell it other places?
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(05-16-2012, 01:22 PM)

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I got to try a development version of this last November. Its pretty awesome and great for people with light mobility issues... Or good old rich, lazy people.
zargle
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(05-16-2012, 01:28 PM)

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Soon...
Synth_floyd
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(05-16-2012, 01:28 PM)
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They just need to add a TV.
Kinyou
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(05-16-2012, 01:32 PM)

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So will Jennifer Lopez need one for each butt cheek? hahaha

Because she has a big butt and....

....Guys? Anyone.....?
zargle
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(05-16-2012, 01:33 PM)

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Oh wait, now we have both parts:
Quote:
Make it so!
Stet
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(05-16-2012, 02:03 PM)

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I want my own Buttmobile.
andycapps
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(05-16-2012, 02:16 PM)

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Originally Posted by Kinyou: View Post
So will Jennifer Lopez need one for each butt cheek? hahaha

Because she has a big butt and....

....Guys? Anyone.....?
Teehee.

They'll need to make a bigger model for the US market, for sure.
Hawkian
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(05-16-2012, 02:20 PM)

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Originally Posted by 867-5309: View Post


Soon...
Originally Posted by Synth_floyd: View Post


They just need to add a TV.
Did that really just happen?
HiResDes
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(05-16-2012, 02:22 PM)

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(05-16-2012, 02:46 PM)

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Originally Posted by Kinyou: View Post
So will Jennifer Lopez need one for each butt cheek? hahaha

Because she has a big butt and....

....Guys? Anyone.....?
Kim Kardashian butt jokes are in vogue now, you must have missed the memo.
Stet
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(05-16-2012, 03:29 PM)

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(05-16-2012, 03:34 PM)

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This is literally the segway without needing to stand. Damn.
Jasoneyu
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(05-16-2012, 03:48 PM)

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To be fair it has quite a bit of free movement, looks pretty cool actually.