abusori
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This is seriously amazing; I can't stop laughing.
RangersFan
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#52

fuck this thread.
JohnLacke
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Originally Posted by Coldplay619: View Post
JUST AS I WAS GOING TO BED TOO!

GODDAMN IT!

GODDAMN IT ALL!!
Me too! Why did I click this thread?

I'm happy I don't live somewhere with those big freak spiders.

Anyone else feeling itchy now, and doing a scan of their ceiling/walls?
M_Night
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#54

Spider threads, never again.
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Originally Posted by DanteFox: View Post
SPiders are adorable things.
Except for the ones with the flesh-eating venom. Fuck those.
Maffis
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Saw this pleasant looking spider bite wound on damnlol before.

VERY NASTY

WARNING: VERY VERY NASTY
Radec
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#57

Atleast we haven't seen anything like this:

dosh
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Originally Posted by abusori: View Post
This is seriously amazing; I can't stop laughing.
The original video is seriously awesome.
aznpxdd
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OH GOD WHY DID I ENTER THIS THREAD
KO Traveling Hobo
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Originally Posted by dosh: View Post
The original video is seriously awesome.
This is awesome.
DigitalDevil
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(05-17-2012, 09:31 AM)
#61

I've had a black widow on my desk for the past several weeks. We've been feeding it bigger and bigger things to see what its limits are. So far it has triumphed over a stink bug, three scorpions (at once), and two very large wolf spiders.

I'm starting to question my own ability to kill it when the time comes.
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Originally Posted by DigitalDevil: View Post
I've had a black widow on my desk for the past several weeks. We've been feeding it bigger and bigger things to see what its limits are. So far it has triumphed over a stink bug, three scorpions (at once), and two very large wolf spiders.

I'm starting to question my own ability to kill it when the time comes.
What. The. Fuck.
Anuxinamoon
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Originally Posted by DigitalDevil: View Post
I've had a black widow on my desk for the past several weeks. We've been feeding it bigger and bigger things to see what its limits are. So far it has triumphed over a stink bug, three scorpions (at once), and two very large wolf spiders.

I'm starting to question my own ability to kill it when the time comes.
I did this with a spider outside my bedroom window. Kept feeding it bigger insects from the garden.
It got super fat.

Then one day I couldn't find it.

A few weeks later I found it with a massive egg sack. It was multiplying!

so unless you want 500 mini black widows soon, I would do something about relocation.
Dr Prob
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Originally Posted by dosh: View Post
The original video is seriously awesome.
That is awesome.

*legs in the air, dancing*

"Haven't seen you here before. You have great eyes, all of them, but everyone probably tells you that. It's true, just don't want to be that spider. Trying to be honest. Look, we're all leaving in a few and my web is a little fucked up at the moment, but AHHHHHHHHHH"
strafer
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#65

Nope.

Help me buuuuuuuuurn this mothafucka down.
Cuban Legend
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I'm going to sleep now, sweet dreams, GAF
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6Pu-4qzMkk
DigitalDevil
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Originally Posted by Anuxinamoon: View Post
I did this with a spider outside my bedroom window. Kept feeding it bigger insects from the garden.
It got super fat.

Then one day I couldn't find it.

A few weeks later I found it with a massive egg sack. It was multiplying!

so unless you want 500 mini black widows soon, I would do something about relocation.
I've got it in an enclosed environment so i'm not worried about escape, and if she had mated I would already see evidence of it, it's been long enough.

I was disgusted by it until we threw the scorpions in there. Those bitches are smart!

She went straight for the biggest one and spun webbing around its stinger to keep it from striking her. Then she repeated this process with the other two. Once she was done it was as simple
as bite, bite, bite.

I wish I had videotaped it.
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Originally Posted by Cuban Legend: View Post
I'm going to sleep now, sweet dreams, GAF
[IMG]http://i.minus.com/ivgqoNFu9ounI.gif[IMG]
Why would you post this ;_;
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Originally Posted by DigitalDevil: View Post
I've got it in an enclosed environment so i'm not worried about escape, and if she had mated I would already see evidence of it, it's been long enough.

I was disgusted by it until we threw the scorpions in there. Those bitches are smart!

She went straight for the biggest one and spun webbing around its stinger to keep it from striking her. Then she repeated this process with the other two. Once she was done it was as simple
as bite, bite, bite.

I wish I had videotaped it.
Do the scorpion thing again and make sure you get video evidence!!! The bit about her smartly wrapping up the stinger is pretty damm amazing! Would love to see it.

We can then send that video on the next deep space probe! haha
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Originally Posted by cajunator: View Post
:lol the female spider is just like "what the fuck is wrong with this guy?"
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Really don't understand what people's issue is with spiders, they're just like any other bug. A mate of mine had a pet tarantula which she let me hold, it was pretty cute.
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Originally Posted by Gaborn: View Post
::D
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Originally Posted by Cuban Legend: View Post
I'm going to sleep now, sweet dreams, GAF
[MG]http://i.minus.com/ivgqoNFu9ounI.gif[/IMG]
What movie is this?
Yagharek
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Female sydney brown funnelweb spider. One of, if not the most venemous spiders in the world.
The male is more venemous and looks a lot more innocuous.
Empowe
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#76

The face in the OP looks like a yellow alien.

Jumping spiders are great . They follow my hand by tilting their bodies, then jump onto it.
Last edited by Empowe; 05-17-2012 at 12:32 PM.
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#77

RE: People Posting Spider GIFs.

I might try to kill all of you one day.
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These spider gifs give me goosebumps.
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fuck this thread. fuck it
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Originally Posted by DigitalDevil: View Post
I've got it in an enclosed environment so i'm not worried about escape, and if she had mated I would already see evidence of it, it's been long enough.

I was disgusted by it until we threw the scorpions in there. Those bitches are smart!

She went straight for the biggest one and spun webbing around its stinger to keep it from striking her. Then she repeated this process with the other two. Once she was done it was as simple
as bite, bite, bite.

I wish I had videotaped it.
That is so fucking cool.
DigitalDevil
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Originally Posted by NaturalHigh: View Post
That is so fucking cool.
Yeah, it really was. They still put up a fight, though. One of them, even after being wrapped up and bit, still managed to grab one of her legs in its pincer. She just calmly waited for her venom to do its job, and when the scorpions grip went slack, she got back to business.
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I always entier spider threads, and I hate myself for it every single time. Why do I do this to myself.
&Divius
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yay spiderthread! So cute and cuddly :3
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This thread is in dire need of an orbital nuke.
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Originally Posted by WeAreStarStuff: View Post
I always entier spider threads, and I hate myself for it every single time. Why do I do this to myself.
Repressed spider fetish. You sick fuck.
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Originally Posted by Catalix: View Post
Ha, first thing I thought of as well. I see it everywhere.





Same here. Scrolling through this thread is a nightmare, yet I can't look away. Fuck :(
Causing Arachnophobia suffers accidents everywhere
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Originally Posted by Cuban Legend: View Post
I'm going to sleep now, sweet dreams, GAF
http://i.minus.com/ivgqoNFu9ounI.gif
I'm done. I'm out.
Bluemercury
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Originally Posted by prwxv3: View Post


its fake right? how can a spider that size jump like that??lol
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spiders, man
kinggroin
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So Salad Fingers... the spider?
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Xenon
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No these images NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Originally Posted by br0ken_shad0w: View Post
Oh lol
Anuxinamoon
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What time is it?


clock spider time!
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Originally Posted by dosh: View Post
The original video is seriously awesome.
So adorable :::3
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Originally Posted by prwxv3: View Post
This is absolutely amazing.
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Originally Posted by HollovVpo1nt: View Post
What movie is this?
The Covenant.


God damn clock spider...now i can't sleep.
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Fuck this shit. Why.
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Was filling up my car with petrol (GAS) the other day when I noticed a spider crawling on the fuel tank door thing. Scared me but I kept filling up and it decided to turn around.
Wasn't too big.