NeoGAF

Captain Tuttle · (05-25-2012, 11:57 AM)

Originally Posted by RobotHaus:

All I can think of is how badly this guy needs to shave his neck.

Seriously. Damn son

LDawg · (05-25-2012, 11:57 AM)

Originally Posted by Metal-Geo:

They couldn't even take the effort to bring in an actual PSVita.

Because they are all sold out!

MrCunningham · (05-25-2012, 11:59 AM)

Originally Posted by EmCeeGramr:

"Is this real life?..."

"No. This is living!"

Man, I can't wait for the E3 gong show this year.

Sir_Crocodile · (05-25-2012, 12:05 PM)

I guess this helps explain why sony has gone from being "the third place" to being in third place

RooMHM · (05-25-2012, 12:09 PM)

So sad... Kevin Butler level.

jet1911 · (05-25-2012, 12:13 PM)

Originally Posted by Metal-Geo:

They couldn't even take the effort to bring in an actual PSVita.

It's selling so well they obviously couldn't get their hands on one!

Erasus · (05-25-2012, 12:21 PM)

Originally Posted by yencid:

Sony users are hipsters confirmed.

T-shirt-shirt+hoodie and jeans+converse type shoes are now hipster? Thats just normal clothes to me

vcassano1 · (05-25-2012, 12:26 PM)

I hope he's a playable character in Playstation All Stars Battle Royale.

Apenheul · (05-25-2012, 12:26 PM)

I'll take this one, thanks. This guy has potential.

mrwilt · (05-25-2012, 12:47 PM)

He looks like he's from a collection of photos you'd buy from istockphoto. Low budget, baby.

DMPrince · (05-25-2012, 12:49 PM)

you think that in the picture with sweet tooth the vita doesn't have to look shop. i guess even he doesn't want one.

LiK · (05-25-2012, 12:51 PM)

HAHA, wtf. That dude is way too in awe with everything.

we.are.the.armada · (05-25-2012, 01:16 PM)

Maybe he's a playable character in BR?

Seraphinianus · (05-25-2012, 01:19 PM)

why do i feel like i'm getting virally marketed to in this thread

glaringradio · (05-25-2012, 01:33 PM)

Is it Beardyman? He looks EXACTLY like Beardyman, plus Beardyman is always up for being a marketing slut.

Blutonium · (05-25-2012, 01:40 PM)

Dem face pubes.

MrCunningham · (05-25-2012, 01:41 PM)

Originally Posted by RooMHM:

So sad... Kevin Butler level.

Hmmm... I think this is a level below Kevin Butler. I mean, Kevin Butler was at least bold, self aware of his own shtick and amusing at times. This is just some dude with a beard gawking at a camera. :P

It's almost like UBI soft level of promotion, here.

kitchenmotors · (05-25-2012, 01:41 PM)

Originally Posted by Erasus:

T-shirt-shirt+hoodie and jeans+converse type shoes are now hipster? Thats just normal clothes to me

This.

This guy isn't a hipster. The term Hipster is thrown around for everything on GAF.

Zoibie · (05-25-2012, 01:41 PM)

Originally Posted by Sojgat:

Yo brah, neckbeard is a valid lifestyle choice (it's not really). Is this guy a comment on game journos, devs, the gaming public or just western society in general? Or did the guy designing the site just pose for all the photos himself?

He does look a little like Eurogamer's features editor, Martin Robinson.

we.are.the.armada · (05-25-2012, 01:44 PM)

Originally Posted by sublimit:

Their marketing departments are seriously out of touch with their fanbase.

This.

Also, those generic Energy drink cans might be from that upcoming patent for soda advertisements during gameplay. Ugh, it looks so generic.

Neiteio · (05-25-2012, 01:44 PM)

He's so white, brown-haired, 20-to-30-something and relatable.

genjiZERO · (05-25-2012, 01:46 PM)

Originally Posted by Seraphinianus:

why do i feel like i'm getting virally marketed to in this thread

That's how feel too. Those pictures are far more lame than funny

PdotMichael · (05-25-2012, 01:48 PM)

some people have problems...

phosphor112 · (05-25-2012, 01:49 PM)

Lolwut.

we.are.the.armada · (05-25-2012, 01:53 PM)

Originally Posted by kitchenmotors:

This.

This guy isn't a hipster. The term Hipster is thrown around for everything on GAF.

Sometimes I think that people say hipster instead of "douchebag" or unpleasant homophobic terms. I wore a pair of Yohji Yamamoto straight tips for a few years and people called me a hipster. There's no escaping it I suppose.

Neiteio · (05-25-2012, 01:53 PM)

Originally Posted by genjiZERO:

That's how feel too. Those pictures are far more lame than funny

*at party* "Hmm... I give that joke... a 6/10. Mediocre at best, offensive at worst."

Elixist · (05-25-2012, 01:54 PM)

Originally Posted by SunhiLegend:

nicely done.

OldJadedGamer · (05-25-2012, 01:55 PM)

Originally Posted by CLOUDsea:

The only thing that comes to mind is ... neckbeard.

Now all he needs is a greasy ponytail, a kilt, and socks with sandals and he is all ready for E3 or Macworld.

edgefusion · (05-25-2012, 02:01 PM)

Originally Posted by electroplankton:

I'd sleep with him.

Me too!

lucius · (05-25-2012, 02:06 PM)

Haha, the killzone guy sitting next to him

theBishop · (05-25-2012, 02:07 PM)

This thread is so emo.

Also, I hate videogames.

Neiteio · (05-25-2012, 02:09 PM)

I bet this Sony guy likes having fun. What an obnoxious hipster doofus.

Fine Ham Abounds · (05-25-2012, 02:11 PM)

Playstation

It Only Does Everything

Except Shave Your Neckbeard

GCNemesis · (05-25-2012, 02:14 PM)

jeff_rigby · 02:32 PM

Am I missing something? The pictures are demonstrating Augmented Reality and the guy is wearing AR glasses.

Maybe everyone got that and I'm missing the punch line.

bomma_man · (05-25-2012, 02:29 PM)

Originally Posted by kitchenmotors:

This.

This guy isn't a hipster. The term Hipster is thrown around for everything on GAF.

I think for some people hipster = someone that gives any degree of a fuck about their appearance. I think it says a lot more about the person that said it to be honest.

Also, neck beards aren't nearly as funny when they aren't accompanied by chronic obesity. It's something about the multiple chins that really makes it.

MDSLKTR · (05-25-2012, 02:30 PM)

Who the fuck dresses like that?

bomma_man · (05-25-2012, 02:31 PM)

Originally Posted by MDSLKTR:

Who the fuck dresses like that?

A tshirt, shirt and a hoody with jeans and sneakers?

Madness.

Night_Trekker · (05-25-2012, 02:37 PM)

Originally Posted by SunhiLegend:

The only way this could be better is if the clearly Photoshopped Vita slid unceremoniously out of his open palm after the head explosion.

OnPoint · (05-25-2012, 02:39 PM)

TTP · (05-25-2012, 02:40 PM)

Originally Posted by jeff_rigby:

Am I missing something? The pictures are demonstrating Augmented Reality and the guy is wearing AR glasses.

Maybe everyone got that and I'm missing the punch line.

The guy is wearing 3D glasses (enjoying watching KZ3 apparently)

Neiteio · (05-25-2012, 02:42 PM)

Originally Posted by bomma_man:

A tshirt, shirt and a hoody with jeans and sneakers?

Madness.

LOL, seriously. I'm amazed at the amount of hate for this guy who couldn't be less offensive-looking if he tried. Just picture he's your best bro and roll with it. He ain't hurt nobody.

bomma_man · (05-25-2012, 02:44 PM)

Originally Posted by Neiteio:

LOL, seriously. I'm amazed at the amount of hate for this guy who couldn't be less offensive-looking if he tried. Just picture he's your best bro and roll with it. He ain't hurt nobody.

Admittedly the beard is pretty bad. But the photoshopping and Sony's busted arse marketing department is the funny thing here.

Pyrrhus · (05-25-2012, 02:44 PM)

The Helghast soldier looks like he's trying to jerk off the microphone. What possessed them to let their slowest interns make their E3 site?

daCuk · (05-25-2012, 02:46 PM)

So... is this made by the same guys of alliwantforchristmasisapsp?

Mxrz · (05-25-2012, 02:54 PM)

Some of you are trying too hard. Its E3, embrace it. Get drunk and enjoy yourselves.

Sojgat · (05-25-2012, 02:54 PM)

Originally Posted by Neiteio:

LOL, seriously. I'm amazed at the amount of hate for this guy who couldn't be less offensive-looking if he tried. Just picture he's your best bro and roll with it. He ain't hurt nobody.

Fuck Neckbeard Guy. Neckbeard Guy killed my family. A jihad on Neckbeard Guy.

we.are.the.armada · (05-25-2012, 03:02 PM)

Didn't Nintendo get super hot models to show off their products recently? Why couldn't Sony just do that? Sex sells more than asteism.

Captain Tuttle · (05-25-2012, 03:05 PM)

Originally Posted by GCNemesis:

Good stuff there. I was waiting for translator dude to make an appearance in this thread

theBishop · (05-25-2012, 03:09 PM)

Needs more arrows in the knee.