[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Guys, these are the best E3 moments. This is what I live for.

Hahahaha, yes.

[Teknoman]

"Sony showcased a new game from Naughty Dog, currently Untitled. It featured a man running through a jungle and dodging various things."

Square Enix announces Final Fantasy Versus XIII exclusively for PS3. It's being created by the team behind Kingdom Hearts 2 and will be an "extreme action game" that serves as a direct sequel to FFXIII.

Wow...seems like it was only yesterday. Probably going to end up missing the conference for MS and Sony this time. Might be able to catch Nintendo. Its always better to watch these things live.

[Host Samurai]

LOL yeah the FF14 trailer gave me such blue balls. It was like they finally got the series back on track with what the fans wanted out of the series than.......online.

[SykoTech]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VpeuCW-3dU#t=1m02s

This gets my vote. At least other bad moments are somewhat amusing. This is just painful to watch.

[Oblivion]

Wow, finally saw that Mr. Caffeine guy.

Who the fuck green lighted him at Ubisoft?

[JunkYardSubs]

I'll agree with those saying the worst E3 pressers are actually the best.

Anyway the obvious:

Sony 2006
Nintendo 2008
Microsoft 2011

And for publishers:

Mr Caffeine
Jamie Kennedy
Konami 2010

Those are the greatest hits

[Osietra]

Guys, these are the best E3 moments. This is what I live for.

The highest of fives breau.

[Teknoman]

What happened at Nintendo 2003?

[rekameohs]

So Sony had a horrendous 2006, Nintendo had a horrendous 2008, and Microsoft had a horrendous 2010. The two year gap is up, who's it going to be this year?

[Ambitious]

That guy that made a reveal/announcement and he stopped cuz he was expecting people to applaud but it was more like... mehh you suck dude *silence* and then he was like... "C'mon you bastards, aplaud for me" Is there a vid for that? I have only seen that on gifs lol

You mean this gif?



MS conference, I think 2010. Can't remember what he announced though.

[Deadly Joker]

So Sony had a horrendous 2006, Nintendo had a horrendous 2008, and Microsoft had a horrendous 2010. The two year gap is up, who's it going to be this year?

To be fair, Microsoft's 2011 was complete ass.

[Fraeon]

Was Jeff Bell with his Golden Axe one of the best moments of E3... or one of the worst?

[Captain Tuttle]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=98549 I should really read that thread over again.

goddamn I just read through that thread. That's why some of the Sony fans have been so...passionate at times this gen, especially at the beginning. They never recovered from the 2006 E3 conference.

[MC Safety]

Velocity Girl was sort of amusing.

The hangar of great depression was a low point for the Santa Monica E3. Otherwise, I really enjoyed that new-look show.

[Oblivion]

What happened at Nintendo 2003?

Nintendo's 2003 E3 was fucking atrocious. 2008 was awful as well, but 2003 was something else entirely. The biggest, most important, "hyped" games they had were Pacman vs. and the port of Super Mario Bros. 3 for the GBA.

It was even worse than it seems because Nintendo had just released WW, and it was during a time when the gaming press as a whole was beginning to write off Nintendo completely as a good developer, and they didn't do anybody any favors with the conference they gave.

[Peff]

You mean this gif? MS conference, I think 2010. Can't remember what he announced though.

Free Xbox Slims for everyone in the audience.

So, no :P

[Esiquio]

2010 Konami E3 Conference Highlights

Someone else linked this and I just saw it. Wow, so awkward and unintentionally funny.

[Flynn]

I'm pretty sure someone mentioned Jaime Kennedy. I was at that press conference, and he was drunk, or drugged, or both. He'd made no effort to memorize his lines, didn't bother with the teleprompter, and thought it would be funny to make virgin jokes to the audience. Lord, was that ever awful.

I was there too. Honestly, I thought it was kind of funny in a totally not-funny Neil Hamburger sorta way.

[User33]

Has Olivia Munn's rude, awkward segment with the four guys playing Twisted Metal been posted?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHolqpnKDSI

[Esiquio]

Has Olivia Munn's rude, awkward segment with the four guys playing Twisted Metal been posted? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHolqpnKDSI

*To a black guy*

Are you ready for a white lady to feed you pie?

I started choking I laughed so hard. Thank you for that link.

Edit: Since it was mentioned several times in this thread, the amazing Jamie Kennedy clips:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfzThMe7bBM

[TreasureHunterG]

Nintendo 2003 was pretty terrible as well. Pacman Vs.? Tetra's Tracker? GameCube took a serious blow in their reputation after that.

[EatinOlives]

Microsoft has taken the cake these past two E3s. That Disneyland Adventures whatchamacallit game was especially cringe-worthy.

"OH LOL GET THE THINGS AW WE'LL GET THEM NEXT TIME".

The worst part comes at the realization that yes, I'm sitting here watching this. THIS. This is what Microsoft deemed as worthy of putting in their most important showcase of the entire year. This is all they have to offer, and I'm being fed this bullshit in my own home. In the end I feel like the idiot, devoting time out of my day watching a conference live and Microsoft having us watch this shit. I strangely felt the exact same feeling during Nintendo's '08 conference.

[Rhomega Beta]

I also need to echo the "Five hundred ninety-nine US dollars". However, one thing that stands out to me is when the remaining Beatles were called on stage to promote The Beatles Rock Band. It was painfully obvious they didn't care about the game and only did it because they were getting paid.

[John McClane]

Let's not forget Translator Guy.

[plainr_]

Let's not forget Translator Guy.

Wrong thread.

[Agent Unknown]

Has Olivia Munn's rude, awkward segment with the four guys playing Twisted Metal been posted? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHolqpnKDSI

Too bad we're going another year without awkward, rude Olivia Munn segments: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHolqpnKDSI

Woooooooow! Self important, ultra condescending, arrogant diva much? Never watched G4 much for obvious reasons but this really takes the cake. I had no idea she was this bad. I really hope she got talked to by her bosses for her behavior in that segment, it made her and the network look terrible. I've watched a lot of videos involving media folk being rude but this one tops them all. What was she expecting the guys to do? Scream about how amazing Twisted Metal and pie are then do a dance? And I can't believe she actually said to the guy at 2min30 sec "Are you ready for a white lady to feed you pie?!" WOW. O_o This really should have garnered some outrage.

Apart from her angrily taking the prize away from the dude just because he didn't get on his knees and kiss her feet for offering him more mixed nuts, the part before where she tapped the other guy on the side of his head with the mic going "Hello? Are ya good? Are ya good?" Wow. I remember seeing her being interviewed on Dave back this past fall/winter and being all serious about her acting "career" and what a hard life she's had, give me a break. If you look in the YouTube comments, someone who claims to be personal friends and went to school with these guys said they deliberately acted this way because she was being incredibly rude before the segment even started. Anyways, talk about the smoking gun proof that G4 and its people are horrible.

[Zia]

best music game ever made

Bwaha. I haven't seen that since it aired live. Tears. Has to be this.

Has Olivia Munn's rude, awkward segment with the four guys playing Twisted Metal been posted? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHolqpnKDSI

Edit: Uh, she is somehow more grotesque in that video than the dudes eating the pie.

[SmithnCo]

Microsoft has taken the cake these past two E3s. That Disneyland Adventures whatchamacallit game was especially cringe-worthy. "OH LOL GET THE THINGS AW WE'LL GET THEM NEXT TIME". The worst part comes at the realization that yes, I'm sitting here watching this. THIS. This is what Microsoft deemed as worthy of putting in their most important showcase of the entire year. This is all they have to offer, and I'm being fed this bullshit in my own home. In the end I feel like the idiot, devoting time out of my day watching a conference live and Microsoft having us watch this shit. I strangely felt the exact same feeling during Nintendo's '08 conference.

Haha, that stuff is always hilarious though. I love when they trot out the kids during a conference, you know you're in for some awesomely transparent acting.

[Soka]

E3 1995, Sega Saturn surprise!

[Family Fry]

When I heard the name Olivia Munn I thought it was going to be the E3 G4 Twisted Metal interview where she asked if David Jaffe was circumcised.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIUt-a7iKac

[MarkMclovin]

Let's not forget Translator Guy.

No chance. Translator guy has brought in some of the best gifs and jpegs since the birth of the internet.

[Agent Unknown]

Sorry if it's already been posted but how about the E3 where Phillips announced their CDrom partnership with Nintendo only to have Nintendo publically betray and humiliate them by disavowing/denying it? And you thought "Desperate Nintendo is Best Nintendo," how about flat out "Pure Evil Jerky Nintendo"? lol

[SmithnCo]

When I heard the name Olivia Munn I thought it was going to be the E3 G4 Twisted Metal interview where she asked if David Jaffe was circumcised. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIUt-a7iKac

Oh my god, I had forgotten this. "FAIL!" Christ... Jaffe is totally not having it.

[Mama Robotnik]

As terrible as Sony's 2006 disaster was, it did indirectly lead to something beautiful:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3UwyXdM3P4

God I love that video. "Its Nineteen Ninety Five, alllllright!"

[alr1ght]

You mean this gif? MS conference, I think 2010. Can't remember what he announced though.

1:28:00 minute mark (set player to auto to scrub through vid)
http://www.gamespot.com/gears-of-war...rence-6265512/

[Baconsammy]

Microsoft has taken the cake these past two E3s. That Disneyland Adventures whatchamacallit game was especially cringe-worthy. "OH LOL GET THE THINGS AW WE'LL GET THEM NEXT TIME". The worst part comes at the realization that yes, I'm sitting here watching this. THIS. This is what Microsoft deemed as worthy of putting in their most important showcase of the entire year. This is all they have to offer, and I'm being fed this bullshit in my own home. In the end I feel like the idiot, devoting time out of my day watching a conference live and Microsoft having us watch this shit. I strangely felt the exact same feeling during Nintendo's '08 conference.

Your mistake was thinking the E3 main presentations is an important showcase to gamers that come to sites like this. It's not. Nintendo have consistently shit shows. Microsoft and Sony too. Yet they still sell tons. Coming out of the last two E3s the mainstream press showed off all the neat-o Kinect games parents could buy for their kids in the upcoming holiday season. They won. If you watch these things for anything other than the chance to see a trainwreck, you're doing it wrong. The best footage for us comes from the show floor later in the day or in the days following the insanely dreadful main show when the gaming media record footage of the games we actually care about. People that watch the main presentation and declare "so-and-so won/lost E3" are hilarious.

[Agent Unknown]

When I heard the name Olivia Munn I thought it was going to be the E3 G4 Twisted Metal interview where she asked if David Jaffe was circumcised. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIUt-a7iKac

Why the heck would she ask him that?! Was that part off camera? Anyways you know you've reached epic heights as a horrible interviewer when the person you're talking to lets you know they'd rather be speaking with Morgan Webb.

[Mushroomer25]

E3 1995, Sega Saturn surprise!

This might be the only E3 in existance to actually sink an entire console.

[Flakster99]

As terrible as Sony's 2006 disaster was, it did indirectly lead to something beautiful: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3UwyXdM3P4 God I love that video. "Its Nineteen Ninety Five, alllllright!"

Never seen this one before, love it.

[superpickleman]

The worst E3 moments make the best YouTube videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDM4jPJZ8n4

[Alistair Roo]

You mean this gif? MS conference, I think 2010. Can't remember what he announced though.

lmao
yes, this one... awkwardly funny

[alr1ght]

here's the video



Don Mattrick Bribes Game "Journalists" @ Microsoft's E3 2010 Press Conference

[mercenar1e]

The worst E3 moments make the best YouTube videos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDM4jPJZ8n4

lmao

[smik]

"wun milwwrion trouuups... wun millwwrion troups.....pause.......pause....woooow"

anyone know this? lol

The worst E3 moments make the best YouTube videos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDM4jPJZ8n4

ROFL

[mercenar1e]

"wun milwwrion trouuups... wun millwwrion troups.....pause.......pause....woooow" anyone know this? lol

sounds like something Hideo Kojima would say

[Guileless]

*To a black guy* I started choking I laughed so hard. Thank you for that link.

That's the reason the turrists hate us.

[SykoTech]

Has Olivia Munn's rude, awkward segment with the four guys playing Twisted Metal been posted? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHolqpnKDSI

Wow, guess I'll have to change my vote from that horrible Reggie interview to this.

I knew about her terrible Twisted Metal interview with Jaffe, but I missed out on this.

"You ready for a white lady to feed you pie?"

You've gotta be kidding me...

[Alistair Roo]

here's the video Don Mattrick Bribes Game "Journalists" @ Microsoft's E3 2010 Press Conference

lol at his face
I can't even

The worst E3 moments make the best YouTube videos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDM4jPJZ8n4

I choked hard!!!

[ThanksVision]

I'm not sure if this has been posted, but it's one of the funniest youtube videos I've ever seen. Whoever made this is a genius.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gj-iSG9oLA

[ASTROID2]

2010 Konami E3 Conference Highlights Someone else linked this and I just saw it. Wow, so awkward and unintentionally funny.

That's amazingly funny.