MThanded
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Peter Molyneux's new "game" #1

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Upon loading the app, players will be confronted by a giant black cube. When they approach the cube, they find they can tap it and start breaking into it.

The cube is formed of thousands upon thousands of smaller cubes, apparently, and the twist is that it's not just you tapping your way into it - it's every other person using the Curiosity app.


A few shots of it flashed up on screen behind Molyneux and presenter Geoff Keighley and it really does look like a giant black cube suspended in white space.
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/20...-curiosity-app

Every player is tapping on the same cube but only one person finds the secret.

Last edited by MThanded; 06-04-2012 at 06:51 PM.
Izick
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#2

When a player plants the acorn a tree will grow there.
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#3

dat gif :lol
Byronic Hero
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Hope he doesn't "tap" as badly as he fist-bumps.
Bombadil
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#5

"What if there was a cube, and your goal was to break into that cube, with the help of millions of people from around the world? Now, think about that for a second."
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Curiosity killed the Molydeux. Remember this, kids!
MThanded
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So I wonder what the secret is.
JonStark
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subversus
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#9

sounds exciting.

and yes, I'm serious.
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#10

Secret Spike TV bro-fist at the end of the game. Plus 3 years in development for his next casual masterpiece.
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#11

Can't wait for the ZANY things he'll come up with in the following years
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#12

Originally Posted by JonStark: View Post
Topher
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Originally Posted by JonStark: View Post
Haha! Yes!
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from me. That image just nails it on the head.
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Originally Posted by JonStark: View Post
I JUST watched that movie for the first time last night. Words cannot explain how funny this is. xDxD
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This needs some photoshop work.
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Originally Posted by JonStark: View Post
it's so perfect I could cry
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I'm not sure I understand how it works, but it may be why I like Molyneux. :D
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best game ever*
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Originally Posted by MThanded: View Post
So I wonder what the secret is.
Molyneux died 2 years ago in a horrendous car crash. In a stroke of medical genius they contacted the owner of the Twitter account 'Molydeux' and put his brain into Molyneux's body.
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Originally Posted by MThanded: View Post
Even his fist-pounds fall short of expectation.
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Molyneux is Molydeux is actually the alter ego David Cage's secret female robo-maid from whatever-the-hell-that-was-that-he-showed-off-a-while-back.
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Even a geometric puzzle game will fail to deliver upon the promises made by this man.
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the king of the snake oil salesman!

i swear he taught dyack and pitchford all his best BS sales tricks.
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Originally Posted by Luigi87: View Post
Even his fist-pounds fall short of expectation.
Hah! i cant stop laughing
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Inside the cube:

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Originally Posted by JonStark: View Post
Holy shit this is fucking incredible.
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he went for the overhead bump. amateur mistake. oh, peter.
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This was hysterical. It really sounded like a Molydeux concept.
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I'm not a gamer enough to understand what gaming and his ideas are (according to him, I suppose)
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This man needs to do Guild 03 all by himself.
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Originally Posted by Green Scar: View Post
This man needs to do Guild 03 all by himself.
Guild: The Fable(d) Odyssey. A JRPG produced by 22 Cans for Level-5, with scenarios designed by Molyneux, Osamu Sato, and Kenji Eno. What will happen? I don't know!
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game of da show right here
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Originally Posted by JonStark: View Post
10/10
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so im not the only one who hates this douchebag.
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Originally Posted by SuperMalo: View Post
I thought the :lol smile had returned :(
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Sounds like a pretty cool idea, tbh.

Originally Posted by JonStark: View Post
Good to see my shop getting some mileage. :p
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Originally Posted by Dragoon En Regalia: View Post
Guild: The Fable(d) Odyssey. A JRPG produced by 22 Cans for Level-5, with scenarios designed by Molyneux, Osamu Sato, and Kenji Eno. What will happen? I don't know!
Oh man, Eno x Molyneux... holy shit holy shit
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Seriously guys? That image is really old. I guess being a lurker for all this time make me remember things.

It was spot on last year, spot on this year, though.
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Originally Posted by JonStark: View Post
10/10. Also, I love this movie.
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Originally Posted by Green Scar: View Post
Oh man, Eno x Molyneux... holy shit holy shit
No man: Sato would turn the whole thing into a super-duper, ethno-Asian post-modern opus of complete and total failure in the art of game design. Those three, in combination, would out-do D2 in its entirety.
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Someone put the gif on the TV they're looking at.
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Originally Posted by The Boat: View Post
Someone put the gif on the TV they're looking at.
Calling SunhiLegend
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haha what
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Originally Posted by MThanded: View Post

Fist bump fail.
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Originally Posted by JonStark: View Post
Flawless.
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Originally Posted by Squire Felix: View Post
so im not the only one who hates this douchebag.
he's the worst
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looks interesting..
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Originally Posted by JonStark: View Post
Holy shit I nearly spat my drink out! :lol