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The Best Quotes of E3 2012 #1





























chandoog
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(06-10-2012, 03:19 PM)

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#2

And Yes... My Body Was Ready !
speedpop
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(06-10-2012, 03:25 PM)

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The best part about E3 is right here.
tanooki141
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These are great.

I feel like girl wood should be in there unfortunately.
Roto13
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Cheesemeister
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Gerstmann really hates Nintendo, doesn't he?
Discotheque
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That Jack Tretton quote is amazing, I feel like watching it happen would ruin it since I'm imagining he said it in a very annoyed voice.
OldmanAndroid
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#8

what was the puzzle game with fatalities?
Anony
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i thought that puppetmaster master quote by reggie at nintendo conf was good, i actually laughed out loud in real life
Aaron
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Originally Posted by OldmanAndroid: View Post
what was the puzzle game with fatalities?
They did a Puzzle Fighter clone as a mini-game to one of the MKs.
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Who's Geoff Knightley? :(

(nicely done though!)
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GAF is so internet famous now. Reggie and Takashi's quotes are just hilarious. I don't even know how to comment on the one about the Wii U's "social features".
Originally Posted by Anony: View Post
i thought that puppetmaster master quote by reggie at nintendo conf was good, i actually laughed out loud in real life
I gotta admit that this one stood out. The bit about his body being "ready" at E3 a few years back must have gotten the most applause at Nintendo's conference. The place just blew up.
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Pack it up, threads been soiled by vgcats strip.
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Quite amazed Tretton, the CEO of SCEA, could be so clueless.
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Originally Posted by Discotheque: View Post
That Jack Tretton quote is amazing, I feel like watching it happen would ruin it since I'm imagining he said it in a very annoyed voice.
Same. I could imagine him being really annoyed by such a dumb question.
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Originally Posted by Discotheque: View Post
That Jack Tretton quote is amazing, I feel like watching it happen would ruin it since I'm imagining he said it in a very annoyed voice.
He did sound a little sharp in his nice guy tone.
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I need to see that interview with Aisha Tyler, lol.
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I'm glad that GAF has managed to build up such a reputation in the videogame industry.
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I... can't... stop... laughing.
UrbanRats
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Originally Posted by Discotheque: View Post
That Jack Tretton quote is amazing, I feel like watching it happen would ruin it since I'm imagining he said it in a very annoyed voice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHKkoKVthck&t=7m

It's all good.
Don't know if the time stamp works, but it's at 7 minutes in.
Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!
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"Fuck this place" -Ed Boon/Hawkman
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That CCN quote is just draw dropping.
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Originally Posted by OldmanAndroid: View Post
what was the puzzle game with fatalities?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNE9wvp43Ss
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Trey Parker's a boss, I laughed!
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Originally Posted by Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!: View Post
"Fuck this place" -Ed Boon/Hawkman
I won't risk my life trying to save Midway!
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"I haven't played the game, so I'm not saying it's not innovative, but..."

Phil Spencer, head of Microsoft Game Studios, cuts himself off before giving his full opinion on PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale and its similarities to a certain popular Nintendo franchise.

"OH FUCK"

Tak Fujii, Konami Producer.

"That PlayStation brand carries so much cachet with customers. In many ways it’s the most authentic brand in the games industry."

"our competitors, seemingly, are losing the plot"

Jack Buser, Senior Director of PlayStation Digital Platforms at Sony.

"WHERE ARE THE GAMES!?!?"

Many members of NeoGAF.
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Haha Yoshida is like the most down to earth guy at Sony, if only Kaz listened to him more often.
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Originally Posted by Cheesemeister: View Post
Gerstmann really hates Nintendo, doesn't he?
Doesn't make him any less right.
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I said "hey Reggie, is Fire Emblem coming?" He said "Yes." I did a double take and said "wait, Fire Emblem 3DS is coming to the US?" He said yep again and mentioned that it was in the press materials, which as far as I know it wasn't.

-jschreier
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Aisha and Trek Parker wins
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The lack of "Yes, my body was ready" and "I feel like a purple pikmin" in the OP makes me sad.
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Both Gerstmann quotes are incredible. chubigans, EXCELLENT font choice.
LiquidSolid
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Not this one?

"We're going to try to build games that actually create new opportunity on our platform."

Phil Spencer, head of Microsoft Game Studios.
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"HEY ASSHOLE!"
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Fantastic.
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Originally Posted by tanooki141: View Post
These are great.

I feel like girl wood should be in there unfortunately.
We're all a bit gay.
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Lol, Hayashi. Interesting definition of treading water. As in...getting smacked in the face by a giant wave and taking a big gulp.
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I made the cut for GAF's best E3 quotes?. Oh shit. I don't know how to feel about that.
chubigans
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Originally Posted by watership: View Post
Both Gerstmann quotes are incredible. chubigans, EXCELLENT font choice.
Why thank you! Took me forever to settle on a font, haha.

Originally Posted by catotheyounger: View Post
I made the cut for GAF's best E3 quotes?. Oh shit. I don't know how to feel about that.
I thought it was a good quote. :)
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Originally Posted by Discotheque: View Post
That Jack Tretton quote is amazing, I feel like watching it happen would ruin it since I'm imagining he said it in a very annoyed voice.
so, do the guy asking the question proceed to call Rockstar? seriously..
Orayn
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"I like French food!"
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How many game journalists covering E3 today would've picked on that comment by Boon?


:bow Gerstmann's gaming knowledge
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"Oh, fuck her!"

-David Jaffe on previous Giant Bomb e3 guests.
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#45

jeff nailing it.
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Nice typesetting, chubigans. :)
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On GiantBomb's E3 Day Zero podcast, Pachter was acting borderline paranoid when talking about GAF, I can't remember anything specifically but he was saying some crazy funny stuff. He said that GAF was a bunch of fanboys who only hated him because he was predicting negative things happening to Nintendo, for example.
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chubigans, this is a great thread and I urge you to continue doing this! Congrats!
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#49

"Yes, my body was ready" wasn't just the best quote of E3, it was the straight-up best thing to come out of the entire event.
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#50

Some of those are amazing. Many thanks for bringing them to our attention.