jett
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(06-14-2012, 01:29 PM)

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#51

Originally Posted by Staccat0: View Post
Norm McDonald is the only one who has done a funny one in recent memory.
Might as well post it
All the rest are so fucking hacky and desperate. Norm just underlines it by zigging instead of zagging.
That's really not funny at all, whatever the intent. I don't understand why is the audience even laughing, if he was telling shitty jokes on purpose.
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#52

I saw that roast live the first time it aired. It was the worst thing in comedy I have ever seen. I loved watching Geoff Ross try to give him some help. What a disaster.
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#53

Originally Posted by jett: View Post
That's really not funny at all, whatever the intent. I don't understand why is the audience even laughing, if he was telling shitty jokes on purpose.
http://youtu.be/jWN_AL9vrbc
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#54

Originally Posted by Backfoggen: View Post
"Actually the catastrophe"

That has gotta just be the worst joke ever made.
Heeeeey, what are you gonna do? Ayoooo!
disco
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#55

What are comedy roasts? We don't seem to have them in the UK.
magicstop
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#56

A proper roast:

Richard Pryor at his own roast

That guy is so at ease, so in his own skin, it's great. There's some dated humor that I don't care for, but Pryor is as hilarious as ever.
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#57

Holy shit that was painful to watch. Props to the girl he was ragging on and calling a grenade, she just clapped it off like a boss.

The look on Trumps face was awesome. He just had this smug "Fuck you, Jersey Shore piece of shit" smirk on his face the whole time.
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#58

God, I remember seeing this. I ALMOST felt bad for the guy. I had no idea why the hell he was even there in the first place.
Steelrain
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#59

Damn. That was painful.

Is he funny in his show or something? Why put him out there like that?

Dudes soul must have been crushed after that.
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Flying_Phoenix
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#61

Originally Posted by Invisible_Insane: View Post
I saw that roast live the first time it aired. It was the worst thing in comedy I have ever seen. I loved watching Geoff Ross try to give him some help. What a disaster.
Word for word my answer. I thought that it was somehow scripted in for some reason. I mean it was so bad.
jett
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#62

Originally Posted by Shadybiz: View Post
God, I remember seeing this. I ALMOST felt bad for the guy. I had no idea why the hell he was even there in the first place.
For the other roasters to make fun of him, I guess.
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Originally Posted by Steelrain: View Post
Damn. That was painful.

Is he funny in his show or something? Why put him out there like that?

Dudes soul must have been crushed after that.

They just put whatever celebrities they can muster on those shows. Most of them aren't funny.

I don't know which was more awkward this, or the Jamie Kennedy E3 presentation. I mean, at least The Situation is not supposed to be a comedian.
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#64

Originally Posted by jett: View Post
That's really not funny at all, whatever the intent. I don't understand why is the audience even laughing, if he was telling shitty jokes on purpose.
lol
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#65

Wow. I couldn't make it through. That was painfully bad!
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Originally Posted by EloquentM: View Post
I was so hungry OP. you left me disappointed.
Haha same.
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#67

Originally Posted by WoodenLung: View Post
lol, the guy in the back
operon
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#68

What is this comedy roasting, I thought of this kind of roasting
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...spotlight.html
its sfw
Seraphinianus
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#69

Originally Posted by jett: View Post
That's really not funny at all, whatever the intent. I don't understand why is the audience even laughing, if he was telling shitty jokes on purpose.

*woosh*
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#70

Originally Posted by Seraphinianus: View Post
*woosh*
this will probably be more to his taste:
http://youtu.be/GB-0fKhHm2c
jett
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#71

Originally Posted by Seraphinianus: View Post
*woosh*
I watched the video after reading the explanation. It's not funny. It's kinda clever I guess.
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#72

They need to roast Beetlejuice.

That'd be the greatest.
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#73

Needs more Obama.
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#74

I thought this was painful the first time through when I saw it last year. It's even more so the second time, I guess.
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(06-14-2012, 04:24 PM)

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#75

Originally Posted by hawkshockey11: View Post
Goddamn he got destroyed.
SuperEpicMan
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#76

What is the point in that program lol
Diprosalic
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#77

blame his writers.
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#78

Originally Posted by Diprosalic: View Post
blame his writers.
His delivery and timing is also way off. The more to being a comedian than just saying funny things.
magicstop
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#79

Somehow one of those links eventually led me to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5SZz...eature=related

What the fuck, GAF? I quit the internet.
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#80

I will never forget this. I felt terrible for that dude. I hate everything about him and everything he stands for, but I just couldn't help but empathize with him.
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#81

Originally Posted by magicstop: View Post
Somehow one of those links eventually led me to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5SZz...eature=related

What the fuck, GAF? I quit the internet.
*Watches video*

...wat?
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#82

Originally Posted by magicstop: View Post
Somehow one of those links eventually led me to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5SZz...eature=related

What the fuck, GAF? I quit the internet.
SteelAttack
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(06-14-2012, 06:28 PM)

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#83

Originally Posted by magicstop: View Post
Somehow one of those links eventually led me to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5SZz...eature=related

What the fuck, GAF? I quit the internet.
The fuck...
Flying_Phoenix
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#84

Originally Posted by magicstop: View Post
Somehow one of those links eventually led me to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5SZz...eature=related

What the fuck, GAF? I quit the internet.
Everybody who only watched for two minutes. Go to the 4 minute mark and stay for thirty seconds. You haven't seen SHIT yet!
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#85

Cutting to Ice-T cringing was the best.
RadioActiveLobster
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#87

Roasts used to be awesome..

Exhibit A: Foster Brooks

Exhibit B: Foster Brooks Again

Exhibit C: Don Rickles goes all out
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Originally Posted by demon: View Post
If it's a Jersey Shore thing I've never seen an episode. I didn't know who snookie was until the South Park episode.
Oh gimme a fucking break, I've never watched the show either and I'm well aware of who they both are. You're full of shit, how could you never have heard of him yet immediately know it was a Jersey Shore thing?
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#89

Originally Posted by CrowTRobot: View Post
Not bad. I'm sure my grandmother would enjoy this.
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#90

Roasts just aren't the same without Orson Welles


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USQX0hlixlo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMKxTS4_FJM




green pea-ness.
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#91

STOP MOVING SIDE TO SIDE
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#92

How can there be a roast thread with no mention of Jeffrey Ross!?

From the same roast where Jamie Foxx destroys Doug whatsis-name:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzts4Q_ak3E

"Shaq, your knuckles looked scraped. Did you walk here?"
RELAYER
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#93

they really turned on him hard when he went after the girl
then by the time he got to the fucking supermodels in mansions it was just totally dead
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Originally Posted by magicstop: View Post
Somehow one of those links eventually led me to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5SZz...eature=related

What the fuck, GAF? I quit the internet.
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#95

Watch the Chevy Chase roast sometime to see something sad.
Lion Heart
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He's probably the only one who wrote his own jokes so I don't really feel bad for the guy.

The Emmitt Smith roasf was my fav though.
Riggs
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The look on Whitney cummings face, ice t's face palm, and snoop lighting up whatever the bell that was , made me laugh. Total epic fucking fail.
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Originally Posted by magicstop: View Post
Somehow one of those links eventually led me to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5SZz...eature=related

What the fuck, GAF? I quit the internet.
Yamada!!!!! I love how doctor accuses him of being a pedo. Awesome video Ty.
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Mmmmmmmmm 4 holes
Fuck I triple posted sorry hah, on mobile I thought I was adding them into 1 post some how :(
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#100

Originally Posted by KrymynalChylde: View Post
Oh gimme a fucking break, I've never watched the show either and I'm well aware of who they both are. You're full of shit, how could you never have heard of him yet immediately know it was a Jersey Shore thing?
Blow me, I've never heard of him before.

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how could you never have heard of him yet immediately know it was a Jersey Shore thing?
What a dumb question.