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effzee · (06-14-2012, 04:37 PM)

Originally Posted by FortunateSon:

I'm sorry but are people reading comprehension in this thread that bad or does gaf just jump to conclusions?

Apparently, Chris Brown sent a champagne to drake's table in a sign of peace or something? Who know what happen. And Drake decides to return the bottle with a really rude message? Who wouldn't be pissed off?

Jesus. And besides, drake is a piece of shit either way and so is Chris Brown but at least Chris Brown knows how to make decent music. Drake is like a down-syndrome Chris wannabe. Lol.

WTF is this? I don't care for Drake's music but at least the dude can sing better than Chris Brown and actually rap when he wants to.

Chris Brown? Just a glorified dancer who gets by his looks/teen crowd. Both are shitty artists, but at least Drake puts out a hot verse here and there. And he can play music. And did I mention that he actually sings better than Chris Brown.

Chris Brown singing sounds like kids crying after they fall down and scratch their knee.

Izick · (06-14-2012, 04:39 PM)

Originally Posted by YoungHav:

wtf did that idiot really threaten Cher?

Some insecure lackey in Chris Brown's entourage will brandish a weapon at the least. Watch. This is a terribly silly beef.

This isn't a beef. This is two shitty, overprivileged assholes squawking at each other and throwing shit. This isn't Death Row and Biggie.

Jal · (06-14-2012, 04:40 PM)

Should have broke his fingers as well.

Slayven · (06-14-2012, 04:40 PM)

Originally Posted by Izick:

This isn't a beef. This is two shitty, overprivileged assholes squawking at each other and throwing shit. This isn't Death Row and Biggie.

Not even in the same universe, this is like two 12 year olds screaming at each other on XBL.

Chiggs · (06-14-2012, 04:41 PM)

Captain Obvious: Rihanna is a girl with a lot of problems.

Nevasleep · (06-14-2012, 04:42 PM)

Izick · (06-14-2012, 04:43 PM)

Originally Posted by Slayven:

Not even in the same universe, this is like two 12 year olds screaming at each other on XBL.

Really good analogy, because they're both brazen assholes who know that at the end of the day there won't really be any real consequences for what they say, but in this case instead of it because they're anonymous, it's due to the fact that they have six beefy 200+ lbs. motherfuckers around them at all times.

blame space · (06-14-2012, 04:43 PM)

http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/users/ru...t-to-his-grave

second post nails it

computers putin' · (06-14-2012, 04:43 PM)

Originally Posted by blame space:

UH OH!!!! We Got A CLOSE UP PIC Of R&B Singer TREY SONGZ Mouth . . . And Me Has A MYSTERY BUMP On His TONGUE!! (Maybe He Ate Some ROTTEN COOCH)

LMAO! that was pretty good!

Macca · (06-14-2012, 04:43 PM)

Originally Posted by Zekes!:

Jay Z told him no

We finally know why J. Cole always looks depressed.

esquire · (06-14-2012, 04:44 PM)

Did his jaw really get cracked? It looks like he cut himself shaving.

The Lamp · (06-14-2012, 04:45 PM)

Does Chris Brown even speak English?
Can we get an interpreter here?

Trigger · (06-14-2012, 04:45 PM)

Originally Posted by YoungHav:

This is going to escalate to 2pac and Biggie part 2. I do not wish mortal injury on either of these two fellows, for their sake and I don't want to see people arguing that the potential deceased is the greatest of all time in their respective genre.

lol, they're in no danger of hurting each other seriously. It's all bravado.

effzee · (06-14-2012, 04:46 PM)

Originally Posted by esquire:

Did his jaw really get cracked? It looks like he cut himself shaving.

Yeah I expected it to be half hanging barely held on by a thread of muscle fiber or bone on the verge of cracking like old chicken bone.

What I got instead was a small cut.

Steelrain · (06-14-2012, 04:47 PM)

Originally Posted by blame space:

http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/users/ru...t-to-his-grave

second post nails it

Holy fuck lol.

samus i am · (06-14-2012, 04:47 PM)

Originally Posted by esquire:

Did his jaw really get cracked? It looks like he cut himself shaving.

At first I thought they meant cracked as in broken. Then I realized they were using it to describe the act of being hit, as in "I cracked him over the head with a bottle."

Izick · (06-14-2012, 04:47 PM)

lethial · (06-14-2012, 04:48 PM)

What a bunch of bitches.

computers putin' · (06-14-2012, 04:55 PM)

Originally Posted by blame space:

http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/users/ru...t-to-his-grave

second post nails it

hahahahah wtf, this thread is more entertaining than it should be

SmokyDave · (06-14-2012, 05:00 PM)

Originally Posted by blame space:

http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/users/ru...t-to-his-grave

second post nails it

.......huh.

Discotheque · (06-14-2012, 05:00 PM)

Originally Posted by blame space:

http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/users/ru...t-to-his-grave

second post nails it

this is amazing. I wonder how you came across it though....

Liquidsnake · (06-14-2012, 05:01 PM)

Originally Posted by EschatonDX:

Why did you guys not give this love?????????????

datruth29 · (06-14-2012, 05:01 PM)

Originally Posted by blame space:

http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/users/ru...t-to-his-grave

second post nails it

That was so painful to read through. Holy shit.

Steelrain · (06-14-2012, 05:04 PM)

Originally Posted by Liquidsnake:

Why did you guys not give this love?????????????

There's been a billion variations of that joke since that movie came out.

Grizzlyjin · (06-14-2012, 05:06 PM)

Whoa, looks like the bodyguard got jacked up...

NSFW: http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/56645/oo...phic-pics.html

That's how I imagine a bottle to the head would look.

FStop7 · 05:12 PM

I never know what to believe with this stuff. I could see it being a PR stunt to reshape their images.

That bodyguard photo looks pretty gruesome but makeup artists can do a lot.

Steelrain · (06-14-2012, 05:08 PM)

Originally Posted by Grizzlyjin:

Whoa, looks like the bodyguard got jacked up...

NSFW: http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/56645/oo...phic-pics.html

That's how I imagine a bottle to the head would look.

Oh, shit.

Dude got his head busted. I guess someone in that group wasn't as soft as expected.

SoilBreak · (06-14-2012, 05:12 PM)

Originally Posted by Grizzlyjin:

Whoa, looks like the bodyguard got jacked up...

NSFW: http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/56645/oo...phic-pics.html

That's how I imagine a bottle to the head would look.

damn

Steelrain · (06-14-2012, 05:15 PM)

Originally Posted by FStop7:

I never know what to believe with this stuff. I could see it being a PR stunt to reshape their images.

That bodyguard photo looks pretty gruesome but makeup artists can do a lot.

lol no the dude clearly got fucked up

Trigger · (06-14-2012, 05:16 PM)

Originally Posted by Grizzlyjin:

Whoa, looks like the bodyguard got jacked up...

NSFW: http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/56645/oo...phic-pics.html

That's how I imagine a bottle to the head would look.

This just makes Chris's wounds seem even more minor. I hope the guy is ok.

Tguy · (06-14-2012, 05:17 PM)

Ma$e of 2012? Nah, his jaw isn't that fucked

XenoRaven · (06-14-2012, 05:17 PM)

It's a shame all involved weren't seriously injured.

ZROCOOL · (06-14-2012, 05:19 PM)

Damn @ the bodyguard pic. I was expecting that on Chris Brown

FStop7 · 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by Izick:

Not exactly thugs.

Did he really say that? God, what a fucking idiot.

edit - hacked twitter account I see.

rozay · (06-14-2012, 05:21 PM)

Wish we had a source other than mediatakeout

DMeisterJ · (06-14-2012, 05:22 PM)

This whole Drake/Chris/Rihanna/Meek Mill (wtf?) stuff is so dumb. I'm not even sure why Drake/Chris are fighting though... Wasn't Drake on the "Deuces (remix)" like a year ago? I know Chris came at Rihanna even after the whole "Birthday Cake (remix)" thing for some reason (his bipolar-ness, I assume), but I'm confused as to why Jimmy and Bruises decided to fight at a club. Or have their respective bodyguards fight, rather.

Rih must be amazing in bed.

Revolver · (06-14-2012, 05:22 PM)

Chris Brown needs a Kleenex.

That bodyguard picture is gruesome though. It's bad enough he has to work for Chris Brown, but to get busted up over some nonsense is just a shame.

blame space · (06-14-2012, 05:23 PM)

Originally Posted by FStop7:

Did he really say that?

no

YoungHav · (06-14-2012, 05:23 PM)

Re: bodyguard pic. I told you guys this can escalate. Never underestimate insecure people.

Steelrain · 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by Revolver:

Chris Brown needs a Kleenex.

That bodyguard picture is gruesome though. It's bad enough he has to work for Chris Brown, but to get busted up over some nonsense is just a shame.

Well, he basically is a hired meat sponge.

Originally Posted by YoungHav:

Re: bodyguard pic. I told you guys this can escalate. Never underestimate insecure people.

True. Look at that canadian dude that ate a piece of that dead guys ass and sent his body parts all over the place because he wanted some attention.

CrazyDogg77 · (06-14-2012, 05:24 PM)

Originally Posted by Grizzlyjin:

Whoa, looks like the bodyguard got jacked up...

NSFW: http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/56645/oo...phic-pics.html

That's how I imagine a bottle to the head would look.

damn.

Slayven · (06-14-2012, 05:25 PM)

Originally Posted by rozay:

Wish we had a source other than mediatakeout

Worldstarhiphop is lagging.

Calcaneus · (06-14-2012, 05:27 PM)

Holy shit, I feel bad for that bodyguard.

Chris Brown though, I feel no sympathy for.

MiniBossBattle · (06-14-2012, 05:28 PM)

I don't understand any of this.

Izick · (06-14-2012, 05:29 PM)

Originally Posted by Steelrain:

Well, he basically is a hired meat sponge.

That's probably as apt of a description for a bodyguard you can get.

Cat Party · (06-14-2012, 05:30 PM)

This media takeout website is amazing. Best headlines of all time.

http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/56638/if...-the-legs.html

I love how every comment is looking for twitter or instagram follows.

Steelrain · (06-14-2012, 05:32 PM)

Originally Posted by Cat Party:

This media takeout website is amazing. Best headlines of all time.

http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/56638/if...-the-legs.html

I love how every comment is looking for twitter or instagram follows.

They aren't lying about those legs though.

Calcaneus · (06-14-2012, 05:33 PM)

Originally Posted by Cat Party:

I love how every comment is looking for twitter or instagram follows.

And they are so blatant about it

"That's crazy lol

follow me at blahblahblah"

YoungHav · (06-14-2012, 05:36 PM)

OMG Eddie Murphy's ex-wife is hot.

Srsly · (06-14-2012, 05:37 PM)

Why are people at all interested in this? My eyes just glaze over when attempting to read the stupidity contained within the OP.