[KevinCow]

If I had to pick a dude... No contest.

but he doesn't exist

like even within the context that he is a fictional character, he's imaginary

[Morgadeth]

[AdrianWerner]

but he doesn't exist like even within the context that he is a fictional character, he's imaginary

To be honest though: the OP didn't state that fictional characters existing solely in heads of other fictonal characters do not count :D

[HappyBivouac]

So the whole thread is really just

"which fictional characters do you secretly want to fuck"

[shintoki]

So the whole thread is really just "which fictional characters do you secretly want to fuck"

Well no shit! Not like my answer changes

[Xzeon]

but he doesn't exist like even within the context that he is a fictional character, he's imaginary

In my America... you can marry an idea inside another fictional characters head, good sir.

Hmmmmmm, I dont agree on your choice of pones, but I like your taste in K-On characters...

And Kaylee is also the superior Firefly female.

*Salute*

[KevinCow]

So the whole thread is really just "which fictional characters do you secretly want to fuck"

Of course not. If that were the case, these lists would be much longer.

[Box of Bunnies]

Nobuo Akagi. Just a passionate dude you could geek out with. What more could you want from a husbando?



Well, that helps too.

[Totalriot]

Back when I was a kid there was only one girl I wanted to marry: Winnie Cooper

[red731]

Or: Really NSFW

damn, son! is she any good in twilight? i might watch that only for her now.

[Xzeon]

Back when I was a kid there was only one girl I wanted to marry: Winnie Cooper

This post just rings with wholesomeness.

Like little Johnny from down the road is all grown up and reminisces fondly about the girl-next-door and playing baseball with the neighborhood kids.

Your genuineness just sticks out really bad among all the cartoon girls and absurdity.

[Bisnic]

Some people want to marry ponies? Or am i missing some kind of joke?

[ShadyLurker]

Some people want to marry ponies? Or am i missing some kind of joke?

I think he just means someone with that pony's personality, seeing as she is also animated. Unless he also wants animated characters to somehow live in our world, like some kind of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" universe.

[Pandaman]

Some people want to marry ponies? Or am i missing some kind of joke?

look at this pone:


she's gorgeous, good with kids, has a stable job, teaches particle physics, kind, generous and a huge fan of 80s music.

how do you not want to marry her?

[Finaika]

how do you not want to marry her?

She's a pony.

[shinobi602]

[Songbird]

she's gorgeous, good with kids, has a stable job, teaches particle physics, kind, generous and a huge fan of 80s music.

She's my heartie smartie smirchy wirchy baby waby!

As they say.

[zerokoolpsx]

[Songbird]

Too easy. Feels kinda mean.

[Hoo-doo]

[BGBW]

I was going to say Princess Peach but then I realised that wouldn't nessessarily lead me to becoming King of the Mushroom Kingdom so I'll go with Reika Kitami from Bible Black instead.

[Bisnic]

look at this pone: she's gorgeous, good with kids, has a stable job, teaches particle physics, kind, generous and a huge fan of 80s music. how do you not want to marry her?

Because its a big stupid pony! But i guess trying to explain that to someone who finds a pony "gorgeous" is a waste of time.

[Pandaman]

Because its a big stupid pony! But i guess trying to explain that to someone who finds a pony "gorgeous" is a waste of time.

you will die alone and unloved; but i will always have my waifu.

your jealousy is understandable.

[WoodenLung]

look at this pone: she's gorgeous, good with kids, has a stable job, teaches particle physics, kind, generous and a huge fan of 80s music. how do you not want to marry her?

have you ever seen a horse vagina?

[Bisnic]

you will die alone and unloved; but i will always have my waifu. your jealousy is understandable.

If wanting to marry a human makes me alone and unloved... imokwiththis.jpg

Still better than being a creepy guy wanting to marry, fuck and have kids with a cartoon animal. :lol

[JoeBoy101]

Kaylee from Firefly.





Can get freaky in bed and then crack jokes after and my parents would love her. Perfection all around.

[Pandaman]

have you ever seen a horse vagina?

i've never seen a canon cartoon pony vagina.

If wanting to marry a human makes me alone and unloved... imokwiththis.jpg Still better than being a creepy guy wanting to marry, fuck and have kids with a cartoon animal. :lol

whoa nelly, who said anything about kids. that's totally improbable.

[Kade]

[Matt]

i've never seen a canon cartoon pony vagina.

...You sure put a lot of qualifies on there...

[Bisnic]

i've never seen a canon cartoon pony vagina. whoa nelly, who said anything about kids. that's totally improbable.

It's an animal, and animals loves to have kids. Lots of them. If you marry a pony, be prepare to get 10 human/pony hybrid kids. Oh god, the images in my head, they wont stop. What have you done?

[Pandaman]

...You sure put a lot of qualifies on there...

well, you know.

It's an animal, and animals loves to have kids. Lots of them. If you marry a pony, be prepare to get 10 human/pony hybrids kids. Oh god, the images in my head, they wont stop. What have you done?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLsdJlfA23E

[Uchip]

It's an animal, and animals loves to have kids. Lots of them. If you marry a pony, be prepare to get 10 human/pony hybrid kids. Oh god, the images in my head, they wont stop. What have you done?

"killll meeeeee!"

[Pandaman]

"killll meeeeee!"

says mouse girl avatar. :P

[Uchip]

thats quite clearly a cat

[Gustav]

says mouse girl avatar. :P

I thought this was an Aliens reference. As to what you and your pony's kids would be like. Maybe I'm reading to much into it, though.

[Uchip]

I thought this was an Aliens reference. As to what you and your ponies kids would be like. Maybe I'm reading to much into it, though.

It was an aliens reference
and you would need a flamethrower

[Tence]

It was an aliens reference and you would need a flamethrower

Yeah, because a bullet in the head is to merciful for your sister.

[BGBW]

thats quite clearly a cat

Well if he mistook it then it isn't that clear.

[Gustav]

Well if he mistook it then it isn't that clear.

I'd say mouse as well. Sorry, bro.

[Uchip]

Well if he mistook it then it isn't that clear.

well, if you're familiar with noses and ears...

[Pandaman]

thats quite clearly a cat

with those ears?

[WoodenLung]

I thought it was a rat.

[Switters]

So this is what GAF gets up to over the weekend...

Before there were ponys and sonic, we only had Gelflings.

[Kade]

So this is what GAF gets up to over the weekend... Before there were ponys and sonic, we only had Gelflings.

Those fingers are terrifying as fuck.

[Gustav]

Those fingers are terrifying as fuck.

Welp, as if the face was any better.

[Uchip]

with those ears?

lets not forget that you were mid justification for pony marriage

I thought it was a rat.

its not, but i can see why it might confuse you. THe colour scheme doesn't help.
rats and mice tend to have circular ears though, not triangular

[Pandaman]

lets not forget that you were mid justification for pony marriage

i dont see what that has to do with mouse girl not being a cat.

[Uchip]

i dont see what that has to do with mouse girl not being a cat.

im sorry but this thread is about marrying fictional characters
and you had something relating to that going on

[dvdjamm]

Sofia Reyes

[Gustav]

Sofia Reyes

Aaaaand this thread will be closed very soon.