[Marius_]

My boss just asked me why I looked like if I wanted to cry











dont look at me I am fucking mess right now

[DMeisterJ]

Katy Perry about to get ANOTHER number 1 with Wide Awake. It's #2 on the digital sales this week behind Carly Jepsen. Our faves can't. :'(

Katy Perry punching all of our faves out of the game with terrible music.



#icant

[Kyon]

WHAT IS ALL THIS NEWS? I cant summon enough STRENGTH after the DEATHS i have just EXPERIENCED. I'll just use gifs.

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Rihsus Christ is most definitely our GENERATION'S ULTIMATE HITMAKER. 30+ songs charting within the TOP 30.

I'm no math expert, but what?

[Kyon]

I'm no math expert, but what?

Gworl

[Beysus]

I dunno why, but this one always cracks me up.
That whole interview was awkward :|

[Marius_]

I'm no math expert, but what?

he means that 30+ songs of hers have charted within the top 30


which mean nothing since they haven't even sold enough to make it in the top 10 digital songs sales. some hitmaker

[Christopher]

Wide Awake is HORRIBLE how on earth is that going to be number one...? The one that got away was better than that

[Crumpet Trumpet]

he means that 30+ songs of hers have charted within the top 30

oh it's too early for this shit

which mean nothing since they haven't even sold enough to make it in the top 10 digital songs sales. some hitmaker

[botty]

Never was a fan of Lana Del Rey...



But then I watched the National Anthem Video...



I saw this divine light, that produced ethereal sounds...



Then it had just hit me that...



Lana is such a bad ass bitch.

[Kyon]

I dunno why, but this one always cracks me up. That whole interview was awkward :|

me too LMAO when it aired i CRIED, but now i just crack up. Especially when she goes "ew What?" i was SCREAMING


EDIT: Anyone have a gif of when Lana gets DOWN with the Pres on the dance floor?

[Marius_]

QUEEN OF POP

see this is really offensive. You do not see me going to London and calling the hooker down the street The Queen of England it would be tasteless and rude for me to do so. Please have some decency and use that title on the girls that deserve it and have earned it. Just because you are a Rihanus stan doesn't mean you cant show some manners

[Kyon]

Sissssssssss

[DMeisterJ]

WHYB is #5 on the Hot 100 this week, in the process of doing so, she continues to punch all of the haters directly in the face with them saying this wasn't, or wouldn't be a hit.



It's the Airplay Gainer of the week, it moved up on the Digital Songs list, and moved up on the On-Demand list. #DATRIHANNAREIGNJUSTWONTLETUP

QUEEN OF POP

#TOOTRUE

[Soulscribe]

OH HOLY FOOL. What kind of CAVALCADE of reactions protruding out of my spectacularly slain heart this morning??





Who else can bless us with such SPONTANEOUS and SAGACIOUS BALLADRY? Is it even possible, I wonder, for any other kind of stan (no matter how shameless or heinous their alliance) to NOT appreciate such raw accapella-studded perfection? Even those that have a knack for worshipping WRINKLY APRICOT PRUNES can find some solace. Then again, I AM an optimist.



The SERFS better keep their heads low and pray they harvest enough bread crusts to make it through the SEASON. I wonder if Queen Gaga knows how the OTHER HALF LIVES.

Not that she needs to.

[godelsmetric]

see this is really offensive. You do not see me going to London and calling the hooker down the street The Queen of England it would be tasteless and rude for me to do so. Please have some decency and use that title on the girls that deserve it and have earned it. Just because you are a Rihanus stan doesn't mean you cant show some manners

[Marius_]

.

flawless stanning/post

[Koodo]

I saw this divine light, that produced ethereal sounds... Then it had just hit me that... Lana is such a bad ass bitch.

Another falls under her spell.

EDIT: Anyone have a gif of when Lana gets DOWN with the Pres on the dance floor?

I can do one for you, sis. I'm cooking up some GIFs as we speak.

[SaintZ]

EDIT: Anyone have a gif of when Lana gets DOWN with the Pres on the dance floor?

[Koodo]

OH HOLY FOOL. What kind of CAVALCADE of reactions protruding out of my spectacularly slain heart this morning??

What kind of majesty.

[Kyon]

I can do one for you, sis. I'm cooking up some GIFs as we speak.

Dis me rn TBH

With The Godga News, Lana news im done slayed and given LIFE today

[Beysus]

I can't believe how awesome the Summertime Sadness Remix sounds. The song is going to eat me alive when it gets released.

And I will like it

[botty]

Is this gif hyper for anyone else?

I love this part of the video.

[royalan]

OH HOLY FOOL. What kind of CAVALCADE of reactions protruding out of my spectacularly slain heart this morning??

Eh, more impressed by your flawless stanning than by that basic ballad, tbh...



Also, since "Judas" I've kinda been over Gaga being shocking just for the hell of it. She comes up with these "provocative" concepts but only half follows through.

Part of me feels like she randomly thought up the title "Princess DIE" and was so enamored with it that she slapped together a ballad with hackneyed themes of self-destruction just to validate it after the fact.

[Kyon]

Is this gif hyper for anyone else? I love this part of the video.

Should've been longer so a longer gif animation could be made TBH

[botty]

Should've been longer so a longer gif animation could be made TBH

Someone just needs to slow it down. Lana's twerking has to be savored, not devoured. Oh, and there is another part of her dipping it low that could be added to it.

[Kyon]

Someone just needs to slow it down. Lana's twerking has to be savored, not devoured. Oh, and there is another part of her dipping it low that could be added to it.

oh yeah there was more footage. Hope someone stitches them together *.*

[Koodo]

GIFs from the Dalai Lana's latest, home made.






Tumblr can FUCK OFF.

[Beysus]

Awesome :D



This one is already legendary

[ecurbj]

Omg. Loving these Lana Gifs. Which is slowing my iPhone 4 down.

God, I love this girl. Dem lips.

Edit: Is Lana in a relationship with anyone?

[botty]

Lana is the reason we exist. Everybody knows it, it's a fact. #kisskiss

[Kyon]

Lana is the reason we exist. Everybody knows it, it's a fact. #kisskiss

<33333333333333333333

[Beysus]

Omg. Loving these Lana Gifs. Which is slowing my iPhone 4 down. God, I love this girl. Dem lips. Edit: Is Lana in a relationship with anyone?

Yes, with me. Get your hands off or you'll be in trouble

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Edit: Is Lana in a relationship with anyone?

Axl Rose, Marilyn Manson, Tom Jones, the corpse of Elvis Presley, etc

[Wilsongt]

Not feeling the Lana video. *shiftyeyebluesmiley*

[ecurbj]

Please Second. There is a reason why your name is "Second". Move along.

Lana lips and my lips would work perfectly together. Rocky got a couple of kisses in that video too. Damn it.

[godelsmetric]

Not feeling the Lana video. *shiftyeyebluesmiley*

Yeah...it takes more than just an Instagram filter and a couple of cultural references to make a great video.

[Kyon]

Please Second. There is a reason why your name is "Second". Move along. .

You are my new fave. Drag Ha

[B-Dex]

How come Lana can show emotion and act in her videos but turns into Lana Derp Ray on stage?

[Soulscribe]

She's just as awkward and detached in that video as she is onstage tbh

[DMeisterJ]

#MoneyIsTheAnthem

[Kyon]

How come Lana can show emotion and act in her videos but turns into Lana Derp Ray on stage?

She isnt awkward. She CONCENTRATES on her CRAFT of BLESSING us with her PERFORMANCE.

[royalan]

Britney arriving at the X-Factor stop in Providence:





Holy tatas...

[godelsmetric]

There's someone that I'm not going to mention but Godney just punched her out of the looking good in a tight dress game.

[Koodo]

OMG. She looks so young in those pictures.

Bleß this metamorphosing deity.

[botty]

No shade, but she seems like she's forcing this smile.

[Kyon]

Looking better than your faves as USUAL. But tbh today is about Lana this isnt techincally supposed to be AIRED yet so ill WAIT.

Just cant TAKE 3 GODDESSES at ONCE.

No shade, but she seems like she's forcing this smile.

When is this gonna end -_____- im over this

[Crumpet Trumpet]

GODNEY

Let me smang it goooooooorl

[Kyon]

K i changed it to LANA and GODNEY's DAY, the look is KILLING me more than i thought.

[botty]

When is this gonna end -_____- im over this

I'm not shading brit. She looks nice, and her breast in particular look succulent.